Jimmy Jack Kringle 🎄🎄🎄
@riversaredamp.bsky.social
I’m still Oklahoma's ambassador to Philadelphia. Tulanian. Lapsed sociologist. Lawyer (but not yours). Beer drinker. Sports-obsessed. He/him. Terribly fond of @cccamac.bsky.social. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Pinned
Things @cccamac.bsky.social and I should open in Old City:
—a super-secret eight-seater sherry bar
—a snowball stand
—hearts and minds
—sesame
—a super-secret eight-seater sherry bar
—a snowball stand
—hearts and minds
—sesame
No wonder Spotify thinks I’m 74….
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Bob Dylan (18) Beyoncé (15) LCD Soundsystem (15) Queen (15) David Bowie (11). #myweekcounted 102 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
No wonder Spotify thinks I’m 74….
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Bob Dylan (18) Beyoncé (15) LCD Soundsystem (15) Queen (15) David Bowie (11). #myweekcounted 102 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Bob Dylan (18) Beyoncé (15) LCD Soundsystem (15) Queen (15) David Bowie (11). #myweekcounted 102 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Thanks for the email, 23andme. I just don’t feel the need to get to know any fifth cousins right now.
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Thanks for the email, 23andme. I just don’t feel the need to get to know any fifth cousins right now.
“It was 1998, and I was walking home alone after making heart eyes at go-go boys at the Lucky Horseshoe on Halsted Street, Chicago’s main gay strip. The car didn’t slow down. I did, cold with fear but hot from shame for being clocked as not just gay — he got that right — but a fag.”
It’s a Homophobic Slur. What’s It Doing in So Much Theater?
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“It was 1998, and I was walking home alone after making heart eyes at go-go boys at the Lucky Horseshoe on Halsted Street, Chicago’s main gay strip. The car didn’t slow down. I did, cold with fear but hot from shame for being clocked as not just gay — he got that right — but a fag.”
It’s Day 2 of the biathlon season! I’m up early to watch the single mixed relay, an opportunity to root for Sturla Holm Lægreid (❤️) and Maren Kirkeeide. 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It’s Day 2 of the biathlon season! I’m up early to watch the single mixed relay, an opportunity to root for Sturla Holm Lægreid (❤️) and Maren Kirkeeide. 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴
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See-through
Friona, TX
Friona, TX
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
See-through
Friona, TX
Friona, TX
Dang, I’m basically an altar boy. (Also, “kinky?”)
@riversaredamp.bsky.social has swears! They've used 22 profanities in their last 1,183 posts.
🥇 "balls" (5 times)
🥈 "damn" (3 times)
🥉 "kinky" (2 times)
🥇 "balls" (5 times)
🥈 "damn" (3 times)
🥉 "kinky" (2 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Dang, I’m basically an altar boy. (Also, “kinky?”)
@profanity.accountant Do I have a potty mouth?
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
@profanity.accountant Do I have a potty mouth?
Currently: Up already (at what *seems* like dawn on a holiday weekend) to watch the first BIATHLON of the season. Woo hoo!
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Currently: Up already (at what *seems* like dawn on a holiday weekend) to watch the first BIATHLON of the season. Woo hoo!
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BIATHLON IS TOMORROW!!!
This feels like Christmas Eve!
This feels like Christmas Eve!
November 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
BIATHLON IS TOMORROW!!!
This feels like Christmas Eve!
This feels like Christmas Eve!
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Joan Baez (35) Willie Nelson (23) The Beatles (15) Richard & Linda Thompson (14) Kanye West (11). #myweekcounted 169 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Joan Baez (35) Willie Nelson (23) The Beatles (15) Richard & Linda Thompson (14) Kanye West (11). #myweekcounted 169 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!
It seems like 100 years ago. But I was at the Supreme Court in 2018 for what then(!) seemed like the most Oklahoma argument ever.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It seems like 100 years ago. But I was at the Supreme Court in 2018 for what then(!) seemed like the most Oklahoma argument ever.
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I just saw this guy live, I would love to hear @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz thoughts.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I just saw this guy live, I would love to hear @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz thoughts.
What even was the point of going to law school if words like PINCITE won’t play in the Spelling Bee?
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
What even was the point of going to law school if words like PINCITE won’t play in the Spelling Bee?
Apartment life: It smells like some neighbor is cooking Nuclear Onion Soup tonight. A pre-Thanksgiving treat, I’m sure.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Apartment life: It smells like some neighbor is cooking Nuclear Onion Soup tonight. A pre-Thanksgiving treat, I’m sure.
Still no votes for Utley. UGH.
Ballot #3 is from Lynn Henning. He checks his two holdovers, with no adds or first-timers. His column: www.detroitnews.com/story/sports...
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Still no votes for Utley. UGH.
I‘d like to know more about the paid facilitator. Can I get that gig?
“It became a ritual. There were no ifs, ands or buts.” Six women in their 70s, all married and all mothers and grandmothers, have been meeting twice a month for 44 years. Over 90 minutes, they share with each other — and a paid facilitator — their worries, struggles and triumphs.
The Key to Their 50-Year Marriages and Close-Knit Families? Friendship.
Six women in their 70s, all married and all mothers and grandmothers, have been meeting twice a month for 44 years. They talk about everything that life throws at them.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I‘d like to know more about the paid facilitator. Can I get that gig?
Pizza
Butter
Marriage
Butter
Marriage
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Pizza
Butter
Marriage
Butter
Marriage
Dung beetle humor FTW? #comicstrips
Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 24, 2025 | GoComics
Read Brewster Rockit—a comic strip by creator Tim Rickard—for today, November 24, 2025, and check out other great comics, too!
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November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Dung beetle humor FTW? #comicstrips
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Look, if you pronounce it PEE-can pie, I’m not eating it. I already know it’s wrong.
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Look, if you pronounce it PEE-can pie, I’m not eating it. I already know it’s wrong.
It’s killing me that Chase isn’t on the first damn ballot of the year.
Ballot #1 in the 2026 Hall of Fame voting cycle is from Jorge Morejón. Andruw Jones receives the first net gained vote of the cycle. Jones finished last year 8.8% shy of election. Morejón's column: www.martinoticias.com/a/opini%C3%B...
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It’s killing me that Chase isn’t on the first damn ballot of the year.
“Wearing a down jacket (or whatever they are made of now) to the office seems like a sign of immaturity, like carrying a backpack.“
Oh dear. I’m a 50-something who frequently throws a backpack over his puffy jacket. Does this mean I’ll never be king?
Oh dear. I’m a 50-something who frequently throws a backpack over his puffy jacket. Does this mean I’ll never be king?
A reader asked our fashion critic: "I am seeing all kinds of puffer jackets these days, but can they ever really be professional?" nyti.ms/4rdr7Zb
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“Wearing a down jacket (or whatever they are made of now) to the office seems like a sign of immaturity, like carrying a backpack.“
Oh dear. I’m a 50-something who frequently throws a backpack over his puffy jacket. Does this mean I’ll never be king?
Oh dear. I’m a 50-something who frequently throws a backpack over his puffy jacket. Does this mean I’ll never be king?
Strangely compelling. And spot-on?
The sketchiest watches for the sketchiest people
YouTube video by This Watch, That Watch
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November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Strangely compelling. And spot-on?