Larson of the River
@riverkin.bsky.social
27, SW WI. California sober, CPTSD(?). Into antlers, bearded dads with big hairy butts and bellies, decolonialism, and the Earth. ANTIFA. Nerd for history, animism, ecology, art, men - NSFW/18+
Protect the dolls, Free Palestine, etc, ffs
Protect the dolls, Free Palestine, etc, ffs
Pinned
Really need to get some friends together and make some magic. And by magic, I mean dancing and chanting in a dead language in a circle around a bonfire under a full moon while wearing nothing but bones and furs as we trip on naturally-occurring entheogens.
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> Victims of communism memorial
> Look inside
> Hitler, Mussolini
> Look inside
> Hitler, Mussolini
Canada has given up on its "Victims of Communism" monument after hundreds of the names were shown to be affiliated with Nazi or Fascist groups.
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
> Victims of communism memorial
> Look inside
> Hitler, Mussolini
> Look inside
> Hitler, Mussolini
Christmas is in less than 10 days and my mom just asked me for a selfie for a Christmas card lol. Nevermind the fact that we had pictures planned months ago but cancelled because my step dad couldn't find a shirt or something
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Christmas is in less than 10 days and my mom just asked me for a selfie for a Christmas card lol. Nevermind the fact that we had pictures planned months ago but cancelled because my step dad couldn't find a shirt or something
All these people being like "if you don't like it here just move!" as if that isn't the literal cause of mass immigration.
December 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
All these people being like "if you don't like it here just move!" as if that isn't the literal cause of mass immigration.
I think the best part about quitting my job has been the manager messaging me "let me know what u can do to turn this around," knowing she probably meant "I", not "u," but didn't bother to proofread or correct herself so now it still looks and sounds like it's on me lol. Audacity
December 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I think the best part about quitting my job has been the manager messaging me "let me know what u can do to turn this around," knowing she probably meant "I", not "u," but didn't bother to proofread or correct herself so now it still looks and sounds like it's on me lol. Audacity
Of course now its "what is going on??" when not a single person has asked if Im still sick, and not only did the manager still expect me to come in to open (I didnt) but the assistant posted on rants and chats apologizing because 'someone forgot to come to work.' lol no, I was shitting out both ends
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Of course now its "what is going on??" when not a single person has asked if Im still sick, and not only did the manager still expect me to come in to open (I didnt) but the assistant posted on rants and chats apologizing because 'someone forgot to come to work.' lol no, I was shitting out both ends
But also the corporate capitalism of it all. No thanks. Get your own donuts and coffee. I don't serve assholes.
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
But also the corporate capitalism of it all. No thanks. Get your own donuts and coffee. I don't serve assholes.
Theyre lucky I don't post on 'rants and chats' with a list of all the wonderful business and health practices I've observed there, like not dating food, forcing people to work when they're sick, not properly cleaning or sanitizing milk machines, not getting rid of pests or finding their source, etc
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Theyre lucky I don't post on 'rants and chats' with a list of all the wonderful business and health practices I've observed there, like not dating food, forcing people to work when they're sick, not properly cleaning or sanitizing milk machines, not getting rid of pests or finding their source, etc
But like, c'mon, you can't treat people like shit, expect them to dedicate their lives on and off the clock to you for $11, and bribe them with things they should already be provided with, like uniforms. You can't neglect your store and then wonder why it's falling apart
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
But like, c'mon, you can't treat people like shit, expect them to dedicate their lives on and off the clock to you for $11, and bribe them with things they should already be provided with, like uniforms. You can't neglect your store and then wonder why it's falling apart
Damn, I feel good. See how long that lasts lol.
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Damn, I feel good. See how long that lasts lol.
Well we'll see folks. Did the thing, quit the abusive and neglectful job. Wait for the fallout lol. Happy Holidays, gays
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Well we'll see folks. Did the thing, quit the abusive and neglectful job. Wait for the fallout lol. Happy Holidays, gays
Was up for three hours puking last night, both my brothers are sick, now my step dad is throwing up. Yet work still expected me to open at 4am, and walk three KM in the 20° weather to get there? Lol. That's probably why I'm sick in the first place and now I've probably gotten my family sick.
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Was up for three hours puking last night, both my brothers are sick, now my step dad is throwing up. Yet work still expected me to open at 4am, and walk three KM in the 20° weather to get there? Lol. That's probably why I'm sick in the first place and now I've probably gotten my family sick.
Discovered portrait mode
December 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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#Satyr #Faun #AIart #Fantasy #DnD #DnDart #Pan #Bara #Beastmen #Hunk #gay #civitai #Christmas #HolidayHimbo #reindeerboy
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Also the fact that I could single-handedly end a poorly-run business with a few Facebook posts and phonecalls is interesting, by simply *telling the truth*
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Also the fact that I could single-handedly end a poorly-run business with a few Facebook posts and phonecalls is interesting, by simply *telling the truth*
Sometimes I'm like "what if work finds me bluesky? Will they be more upset about the nudes or the blatant disrespect I have for them and their disregard and inconsideration for others in their sham of a corporation?" Lol
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Sometimes I'm like "what if work finds me bluesky? Will they be more upset about the nudes or the blatant disrespect I have for them and their disregard and inconsideration for others in their sham of a corporation?" Lol
On the bright side, usually whenever I'm like "man, this is fucked up," the general response is "oh, yeah, you're right." Least I haven't been called a woke hippie treehugger on Facebook in awhile but even so, that's a compliment at this point 🤷
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
On the bright side, usually whenever I'm like "man, this is fucked up," the general response is "oh, yeah, you're right." Least I haven't been called a woke hippie treehugger on Facebook in awhile but even so, that's a compliment at this point 🤷
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Once straight men figure out you can fool around with men and not be gay, they won’t be so lonely. Men love sex. Men love having their dick played with. Men love having their hole played with. Just help a bro out 😉
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Once straight men figure out you can fool around with men and not be gay, they won’t be so lonely. Men love sex. Men love having their dick played with. Men love having their hole played with. Just help a bro out 😉
The fact that the WI governor went through our humble little town yesterday, prompting lots of posts, but he himself didn't make a post about our town 😕
Dammmit, if I had known he was gonna be there, I would have been like, hey man, radium in the water, no housing, idiots everywhere, plz help
Dammmit, if I had known he was gonna be there, I would have been like, hey man, radium in the water, no housing, idiots everywhere, plz help
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The fact that the WI governor went through our humble little town yesterday, prompting lots of posts, but he himself didn't make a post about our town 😕
Dammmit, if I had known he was gonna be there, I would have been like, hey man, radium in the water, no housing, idiots everywhere, plz help
Dammmit, if I had known he was gonna be there, I would have been like, hey man, radium in the water, no housing, idiots everywhere, plz help
This new camera ain't half bad
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This new camera ain't half bad
So so so so so so so so close to just fucking quitting. It's so dumb and I literally don't have much patience left.
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
So so so so so so so so close to just fucking quitting. It's so dumb and I literally don't have much patience left.
Seriously. This is so fucking dumb. I clocked out two hours after we close because I was doing so much shit but still it wasn't good enough. Whatever. Guess I won't try as hard tonight.
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Seriously. This is so fucking dumb. I clocked out two hours after we close because I was doing so much shit but still it wasn't good enough. Whatever. Guess I won't try as hard tonight.
It really sucks putting effort into a job that really couldn't give two shits about you, but after 10 years of working, I think that's just about every job.
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It really sucks putting effort into a job that really couldn't give two shits about you, but after 10 years of working, I think that's just about every job.
Mind you, I'm not supposed to be doing any of this shit until I actually have my shift lead certification and food safety certification sooooooooo I can't technically be responsible if anything goes wrong lol
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Mind you, I'm not supposed to be doing any of this shit until I actually have my shift lead certification and food safety certification sooooooooo I can't technically be responsible if anything goes wrong lol
Just really bugs me that my crew freaks out about people being alone yet I am excited to close and open by myself? Speed of service, anyone? Lol.
Also, I'm sick of my "training" being typed up instructions.
Also, according to my workbook I'm supposed to train with my coach 3 hours every week Lol
Also, I'm sick of my "training" being typed up instructions.
Also, according to my workbook I'm supposed to train with my coach 3 hours every week Lol
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Just really bugs me that my crew freaks out about people being alone yet I am excited to close and open by myself? Speed of service, anyone? Lol.
Also, I'm sick of my "training" being typed up instructions.
Also, according to my workbook I'm supposed to train with my coach 3 hours every week Lol
Also, I'm sick of my "training" being typed up instructions.
Also, according to my workbook I'm supposed to train with my coach 3 hours every week Lol
And I'm so so so so so so so so sick of being gaslit and made to feel crazy. You can not claim to love where you live and then actively ignore everything that harms it. The river is impaired, the hills are hyper-eroding, invasive species are running rampant, but yeah, save your fucking grass.
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
And I'm so so so so so so so so sick of being gaslit and made to feel crazy. You can not claim to love where you live and then actively ignore everything that harms it. The river is impaired, the hills are hyper-eroding, invasive species are running rampant, but yeah, save your fucking grass.