Princess River Coluber π
@river.bitch.space
π I'M a PRINCESS and I'm the BEST and NOTHING BAD ever happens to me! π avali π she/her π 30+ ΞΞ π I'm A HUGE SLUT so NO BABIES ALLOWED okay?π CLICK HERE TO SEE MY PUSSY (FOR REAL, NOT A JOKE, PUSSY IN BIO FR) https://joystick.tv/t/u/river?t=374067cb
Pinned
awa! hi! I'm River Coluber and I'm PRINCESS of the Coluber Corporation/Sovereign Federation of Coluber, which is home to the SECOND LARGEST native population of avali in the galaxy! I act as the face of the corporation, and I do 18+ streams too! UNDERAGE DON'T CLICK:
π joystick.tv/t/u/river?t=...
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okay. let me tell you about carrion. i only have so many words per post so stick with me.
carrion is a privacy-*first* adult text roleplay (ERP) platform for furries and perverts. it takes the best features of the long-runners in the space and removes two decades of built up UX/design debt.
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carrion is a privacy-*first* adult text roleplay (ERP) platform for furries and perverts. it takes the best features of the long-runners in the space and removes two decades of built up UX/design debt.
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January 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
okay. let me tell you about carrion. i only have so many words per post so stick with me.
carrion is a privacy-*first* adult text roleplay (ERP) platform for furries and perverts. it takes the best features of the long-runners in the space and removes two decades of built up UX/design debt.
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carrion is a privacy-*first* adult text roleplay (ERP) platform for furries and perverts. it takes the best features of the long-runners in the space and removes two decades of built up UX/design debt.
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Art by
@L3534795389328 (X)
Aris felt rather mischievous today. With a single rope, he had a goal. And he achieved far more than what he had hoped for.
Capturing not one but two beautiful spirits. Now he can do whatever he wants to them. Although heβs clueless that they both actually enjoy it.
@L3534795389328 (X)
Aris felt rather mischievous today. With a single rope, he had a goal. And he achieved far more than what he had hoped for.
Capturing not one but two beautiful spirits. Now he can do whatever he wants to them. Although heβs clueless that they both actually enjoy it.
October 22, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Art by
@L3534795389328 (X)
Aris felt rather mischievous today. With a single rope, he had a goal. And he achieved far more than what he had hoped for.
Capturing not one but two beautiful spirits. Now he can do whatever he wants to them. Although heβs clueless that they both actually enjoy it.
@L3534795389328 (X)
Aris felt rather mischievous today. With a single rope, he had a goal. And he achieved far more than what he had hoped for.
Capturing not one but two beautiful spirits. Now he can do whatever he wants to them. Although heβs clueless that they both actually enjoy it.
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November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
DEXOS VI AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION FLUID
December 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
DEXOS VI AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION FLUID
mhm mhm! I don't regret any of it one bit, and I'm feeling nice now~
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
mhm mhm! I don't regret any of it one bit, and I'm feeling nice now~
mhm mhm!!!! I'm REALLY good now, he took care of me and made sure I was fine and it was kinda hot that he got me like that?????
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
mhm mhm!!!! I'm REALLY good now, he took care of me and made sure I was fine and it was kinda hot that he got me like that?????
YOU ARE SOMEONE I EXPECT TO GO THROUGH SIMILAR
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
YOU ARE SOMEONE I EXPECT TO GO THROUGH SIMILAR
TODAY WAS INTERESTING!!!!! I HAD A PANIC ATTACK WITH A CUTE GUY ON TOP OF ME (I'M FINE NOW) AND AFTER I CALMED DOWN I WENT AND FIXED MY CAR AMA
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
TODAY WAS INTERESTING!!!!! I HAD A PANIC ATTACK WITH A CUTE GUY ON TOP OF ME (I'M FINE NOW) AND AFTER I CALMED DOWN I WENT AND FIXED MY CAR AMA
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another one for good measure FUCK i love this space bird
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
another one for good measure FUCK i love this space bird
the number one thing to remember is, there's no reason to worry about meeting new people! if their vibes don't work, you can just decide not to talk to them, and if you feel like you owe people anything, you really don't! you HAVE to prioritize surrounding yourself with people who comfort you...
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
the number one thing to remember is, there's no reason to worry about meeting new people! if their vibes don't work, you can just decide not to talk to them, and if you feel like you owe people anything, you really don't! you HAVE to prioritize surrounding yourself with people who comfort you...
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awawaaaaawawa!!
July 16, 2024 at 3:14 AM
awawaaaaawawa!!
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GOOD MORNING MONDAY CREATURESβΌβΌ I'm reminding everyone that I released a single last week called IBUPROFEN AND WEED and I'm really proud of it! I put a lot of effort in, and now it's available most places! #newmusic
buy or stream it here: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
or watch the lyric video! β¬
buy or stream it here: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
or watch the lyric video! β¬
Tangle Nathair - Ibuprofen and Weed (feat. River Coluber) OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO
YouTube video by Tangle Nathair
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November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
GOOD MORNING MONDAY CREATURESβΌβΌ I'm reminding everyone that I released a single last week called IBUPROFEN AND WEED and I'm really proud of it! I put a lot of effort in, and now it's available most places! #newmusic
buy or stream it here: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
or watch the lyric video! β¬
buy or stream it here: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
or watch the lyric video! β¬
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A very self-conscious jerboa
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A very self-conscious jerboa
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November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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awaaaaawawawa~
November 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
awaaaaawawawa~
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since this post is doing the rounds again, I'll drop some of my recent art here, both music and visual! I have a single (my first personal original one) coming out on the 21st! @river.bitch.space sang some lyrics and I did everything else myself! I'm very proud of it πππ
bsky.app/profile/tang...
bsky.app/profile/tang...
HEADS UP I got my first PERSONAL SINGLE RELEASE coming up in just over a week! at midnight in YOUR TIME ZONE, you'll be able to hear IBUPROFEN AND WEED on your favorite platform! I'm proud of this one, so here's a teaser to get everyone hyped for it π #newmusic
PRESAVE distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
PRESAVE distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
since this post is doing the rounds again, I'll drop some of my recent art here, both music and visual! I have a single (my first personal original one) coming out on the 21st! @river.bitch.space sang some lyrics and I did everything else myself! I'm very proud of it πππ
bsky.app/profile/tang...
bsky.app/profile/tang...
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THIS SONG IS A GOOD ONE AND WE WORKED REAL HARD ON IT BUT ESPECIALLY TANGLE!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE BEST THING WE'VE DONE TOGETHER SO FAR~ ππππππ
HEADS UP I got my first PERSONAL SINGLE RELEASE coming up in just over a week! at midnight in YOUR TIME ZONE, you'll be able to hear IBUPROFEN AND WEED on your favorite platform! I'm proud of this one, so here's a teaser to get everyone hyped for it π #newmusic
PRESAVE distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
PRESAVE distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
THIS SONG IS A GOOD ONE AND WE WORKED REAL HARD ON IT BUT ESPECIALLY TANGLE!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE BEST THING WE'VE DONE TOGETHER SO FAR~ ππππππ
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HEADS UP I got my first PERSONAL SINGLE RELEASE coming up in just over a week! at midnight in YOUR TIME ZONE, you'll be able to hear IBUPROFEN AND WEED on your favorite platform! I'm proud of this one, so here's a teaser to get everyone hyped for it π #newmusic
PRESAVE distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
PRESAVE distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
HEADS UP I got my first PERSONAL SINGLE RELEASE coming up in just over a week! at midnight in YOUR TIME ZONE, you'll be able to hear IBUPROFEN AND WEED on your favorite platform! I'm proud of this one, so here's a teaser to get everyone hyped for it π #newmusic
PRESAVE distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
PRESAVE distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
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AND THAT'S NOT ALL! my wonderful friend @freya.pet is charting this for the L.E.F.T.S. tournament taking place here in Pittsburgh on January 17-18! if you like DDR/ITG, then you'll be able to play this chart yourself soon! I'll be at the event as a spectator, so see you there!
lefts.groovestats.com
lefts.groovestats.com
L.E.F.T.S
lefts.groovestats.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
AND THAT'S NOT ALL! my wonderful friend @freya.pet is charting this for the L.E.F.T.S. tournament taking place here in Pittsburgh on January 17-18! if you like DDR/ITG, then you'll be able to play this chart yourself soon! I'll be at the event as a spectator, so see you there!
lefts.groovestats.com
lefts.groovestats.com
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I ALSO FORGOT, @river.bitch.space DID A LOT OF VOCALS FOR THIS (no surprise there), and the date of release is NOVEMBER 21 AT MIDNIGHT IN YOUR TIME ZONE!!!
NOVEMBER 21 2025 π
NOVEMBER 21 2025 π
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I ALSO FORGOT, @river.bitch.space DID A LOT OF VOCALS FOR THIS (no surprise there), and the date of release is NOVEMBER 21 AT MIDNIGHT IN YOUR TIME ZONE!!!
NOVEMBER 21 2025 π
NOVEMBER 21 2025 π
THIS SONG IS A GOOD ONE AND WE WORKED REAL HARD ON IT BUT ESPECIALLY TANGLE!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE BEST THING WE'VE DONE TOGETHER SO FAR~ ππππππ
HEADS UP I got my first PERSONAL SINGLE RELEASE coming up in just over a week! at midnight in YOUR TIME ZONE, you'll be able to hear IBUPROFEN AND WEED on your favorite platform! I'm proud of this one, so here's a teaser to get everyone hyped for it π #newmusic
PRESAVE distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
PRESAVE distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
THIS SONG IS A GOOD ONE AND WE WORKED REAL HARD ON IT BUT ESPECIALLY TANGLE!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE BEST THING WE'VE DONE TOGETHER SO FAR~ ππππππ
MAYBE what I'll do is go back through all those streams and post some clips worth watching... and getting off to... there's A LOT of material to go through for that!!!
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
MAYBE what I'll do is go back through all those streams and post some clips worth watching... and getting off to... there's A LOT of material to go through for that!!!
GOSH I WAS SO PRETTY ON STREAM WHEN I USED TO DO THOSE, HUH... I'm looking back at some old clips and WOW it's nice to see myself in all sorts of compromised positions... and hear my moans... awaaaaaaaaaa π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
I'd like to do more at some point... but not as main income, that's too much...
I'd like to do more at some point... but not as main income, that's too much...
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
GOSH I WAS SO PRETTY ON STREAM WHEN I USED TO DO THOSE, HUH... I'm looking back at some old clips and WOW it's nice to see myself in all sorts of compromised positions... and hear my moans... awaaaaaaaaaa π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
I'd like to do more at some point... but not as main income, that's too much...
I'd like to do more at some point... but not as main income, that's too much...