Riff Randell 🆘
@riffrandell.bsky.social
💙 🌊GenX. Latina. She/Her. Native to Chicago Area. Resister and Ally. Packers and Alabama fan. No DMs unless I know you! My typos are charming so shut up about them.
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Riff Randell 🆘
@riffrandell.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I will say this is the last place. I'm too old to keep starting over on social media. If this place goes to shit I'm done.
Of course, this could be completely irrelevant if we're all living by campfires and bartering for food in the Thunderdome.
Of course, this could be completely irrelevant if we're all living by campfires and bartering for food in the Thunderdome.
I never watch the Macy’s parade, but I’m sorry I missed the Labubu float. My friends sent me screen shots.
Those things are so damn adorable.
Those things are so damn adorable.
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I never watch the Macy’s parade, but I’m sorry I missed the Labubu float. My friends sent me screen shots.
Those things are so damn adorable.
Those things are so damn adorable.
Me: Are they sure? It looked like he bobbled it at the end. See?
Mom: No I goddamn don’t and neither do you. Shut up.
Me:
#Packers
Mom: No I goddamn don’t and neither do you. Shut up.
Me:
#Packers
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November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Me: Are they sure? It looked like he bobbled it at the end. See?
Mom: No I goddamn don’t and neither do you. Shut up.
Me:
#Packers
Mom: No I goddamn don’t and neither do you. Shut up.
Me:
#Packers
Tom Brady never misses an opportunity to throw shade on a player.
“First down.”
Brady: Yeah but he hasn’t been as explosive as he used to be.
Man, fuck you. I hope your Turkey is dry and you get explosive diarrhea.
“First down.”
Brady: Yeah but he hasn’t been as explosive as he used to be.
Man, fuck you. I hope your Turkey is dry and you get explosive diarrhea.
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Tom Brady never misses an opportunity to throw shade on a player.
“First down.”
Brady: Yeah but he hasn’t been as explosive as he used to be.
Man, fuck you. I hope your Turkey is dry and you get explosive diarrhea.
“First down.”
Brady: Yeah but he hasn’t been as explosive as he used to be.
Man, fuck you. I hope your Turkey is dry and you get explosive diarrhea.
ADD wins tonight. I just wanted to fix the slipcover on ONE couch cushion that was slightly askew.
Now my sala is full is naked couch cushions while I wash all the slipcovers from all the couches in the house.
😱
Now my sala is full is naked couch cushions while I wash all the slipcovers from all the couches in the house.
😱
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
ADD wins tonight. I just wanted to fix the slipcover on ONE couch cushion that was slightly askew.
Now my sala is full is naked couch cushions while I wash all the slipcovers from all the couches in the house.
😱
Now my sala is full is naked couch cushions while I wash all the slipcovers from all the couches in the house.
😱
I can’t wait until later tonight when he takes credit for personally apprehending this person.
Kash Patel vows to capture the suspect. (Who was already in custody.)
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I can’t wait until later tonight when he takes credit for personally apprehending this person.
I honestly thought 2025 was trying to get in another major hit on me. After $3400 in repairs my car was making the most expensive clunking. I wanted to scream.
False alarm. My mechanic said a bolt from the new install needed adjusting. If he had been single, I’d have married him on the spot.
False alarm. My mechanic said a bolt from the new install needed adjusting. If he had been single, I’d have married him on the spot.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I honestly thought 2025 was trying to get in another major hit on me. After $3400 in repairs my car was making the most expensive clunking. I wanted to scream.
False alarm. My mechanic said a bolt from the new install needed adjusting. If he had been single, I’d have married him on the spot.
False alarm. My mechanic said a bolt from the new install needed adjusting. If he had been single, I’d have married him on the spot.
Well, yeah. He’s been waiting for this watershed moment. He’s been inciting this very thing just so he can justify harsher military presence.
It doesn’t even matter the motive of the shooter. He’s already drafted verbiage blaming the democrats and liberals.
It doesn’t even matter the motive of the shooter. He’s already drafted verbiage blaming the democrats and liberals.
#Trump is going to use the death of the two national guardsman as reasoning for escalating military tactics—
Right wing pundits will disseminate talking points so MAGA knows to feign outrage
Meanwhile the terrorization of minorities by the thousands will continue as they erode our civil rights
Right wing pundits will disseminate talking points so MAGA knows to feign outrage
Meanwhile the terrorization of minorities by the thousands will continue as they erode our civil rights
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well, yeah. He’s been waiting for this watershed moment. He’s been inciting this very thing just so he can justify harsher military presence.
It doesn’t even matter the motive of the shooter. He’s already drafted verbiage blaming the democrats and liberals.
It doesn’t even matter the motive of the shooter. He’s already drafted verbiage blaming the democrats and liberals.
It's almost time to listen to "Alice's Restaurant"
"...twenty-seven 8X10 color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each
one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us."
"...twenty-seven 8X10 color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each
one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us."
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It's almost time to listen to "Alice's Restaurant"
"...twenty-seven 8X10 color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each
one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us."
"...twenty-seven 8X10 color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each
one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us."
I really thought that there would be less people in the office today today and I could wrap up last minute things.
But no. They're here.
But no. They're here.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I really thought that there would be less people in the office today today and I could wrap up last minute things.
But no. They're here.
But no. They're here.
This best part of this is the quotes around "captain."
When he's sober, someone tell Hegseth that Kelly hopped into a rocket and flew it to fucking SPACE.
When he's sober, someone tell Hegseth that Kelly hopped into a rocket and flew it to fucking SPACE.
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This best part of this is the quotes around "captain."
When he's sober, someone tell Hegseth that Kelly hopped into a rocket and flew it to fucking SPACE.
When he's sober, someone tell Hegseth that Kelly hopped into a rocket and flew it to fucking SPACE.
This game is ABSURD. I’m done. Panthers have picked off Purdy 3 TIMES and they still haven’t scored. Pathetic.
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This game is ABSURD. I’m done. Panthers have picked off Purdy 3 TIMES and they still haven’t scored. Pathetic.
WTF Eagles?!?
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November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
WTF Eagles?!?
LOL The Chiefs survive another week.
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
LOL The Chiefs survive another week.
Just once I'd like to see one of these fan kicks slip and nail Kirk or Pat in the face because I really hate this segment.
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Just once I'd like to see one of these fan kicks slip and nail Kirk or Pat in the face because I really hate this segment.
This is the most tragic family ever. 💔
people.com/caroline-ken...
people.com/caroline-ken...
Caroline Kennedy's Daughter Tatiana Schlossberg, 35, Reveals Terminal Cancer Diagnosis
Tatiana Schlossberg has terminal cancer. The daughter of Caroline Kennedy and Edwin Schlossberg revealed the news in an essay published by The New Yorker on Nov. 22, sharing that she was diagnosed wit...
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November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is the most tragic family ever. 💔
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MTG resigning is a big nothing burger. Those same idiots that put her there in the first place will vote in someone equally stupid and repulsive, but with a smaller dick.
No one is buying MTG's apology tour. She can take the millions she illegally made and shit talk on an irrelevant podcast.
No one is buying MTG's apology tour. She can take the millions she illegally made and shit talk on an irrelevant podcast.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
MTG resigning is a big nothing burger. Those same idiots that put her there in the first place will vote in someone equally stupid and repulsive, but with a smaller dick.
No one is buying MTG's apology tour. She can take the millions she illegally made and shit talk on an irrelevant podcast.
No one is buying MTG's apology tour. She can take the millions she illegally made and shit talk on an irrelevant podcast.
Dang. She walked around for damn near a decade smelling like Trump’s ass only to resign with nothing to show for it.
Gonna take her a whole year of Silkwood showers with Sasquatch soap to get that smell out.
Gonna take her a whole year of Silkwood showers with Sasquatch soap to get that smell out.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, Trump loyalist-turned critic, says she is resigning from Congress in January.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, former Trump loyalist, says she is resigning from Congress
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, a once-loyal supporter of President Donald Trump who has become a critic, says she is resigning from Congress in January.
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November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Dang. She walked around for damn near a decade smelling like Trump’s ass only to resign with nothing to show for it.
Gonna take her a whole year of Silkwood showers with Sasquatch soap to get that smell out.
Gonna take her a whole year of Silkwood showers with Sasquatch soap to get that smell out.
I feel like she suffers from arrested development. She dresses and behaves as though it's still the 00s.
I genuinely feel bad for her because it seems as though she doesn't have anyone in her life to give her good advice that she trusts enough to take.
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I genuinely feel bad for her because it seems as though she doesn't have anyone in her life to give her good advice that she trusts enough to take.
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Britney Spears’ Latest Night Out Sparks Disturbing New Fears
New images of Britney Spears leaving a wine bar alone raise urgent questions as insiders fear her behavior is worsening.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I feel like she suffers from arrested development. She dresses and behaves as though it's still the 00s.
I genuinely feel bad for her because it seems as though she doesn't have anyone in her life to give her good advice that she trusts enough to take.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
I genuinely feel bad for her because it seems as though she doesn't have anyone in her life to give her good advice that she trusts enough to take.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
This whole thing made me laugh. She just sits there calmly while dude has a complete come apart.
"Shut your stupid bitch mouth" is exactly the kind of juvenile outbursts all man bitches resort to when they've been embarrassed by a woman.
But women are emotional. Ooook.
"Shut your stupid bitch mouth" is exactly the kind of juvenile outbursts all man bitches resort to when they've been embarrassed by a woman.
But women are emotional. Ooook.
The moment Andrew Wilson breaks down and resorts to pathetic behaviour, when a female debater says something he couldn't handle...
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This whole thing made me laugh. She just sits there calmly while dude has a complete come apart.
"Shut your stupid bitch mouth" is exactly the kind of juvenile outbursts all man bitches resort to when they've been embarrassed by a woman.
But women are emotional. Ooook.
"Shut your stupid bitch mouth" is exactly the kind of juvenile outbursts all man bitches resort to when they've been embarrassed by a woman.
But women are emotional. Ooook.
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
I only had to be here for less than two hours to know I'm not going to be staying here past lunchtime.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I only had to be here for less than two hours to know I'm not going to be staying here past lunchtime.
I can't wait until this smug bitch goes down with the ship.
Reporter: What did the president mean when he called the reporter piggy?
Leavitt: I think the president being frank and open and honest to your faces rather than hiding behind your backs is a lot more respectful than what you saw in the last administration
Leavitt: I think the president being frank and open and honest to your faces rather than hiding behind your backs is a lot more respectful than what you saw in the last administration
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I can't wait until this smug bitch goes down with the ship.
Fat lot he knows. They aren't just being told that by Democratic members of Congress.
Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be jailed for reminding service members not to follow illegal orders.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Fat lot he knows. They aren't just being told that by Democratic members of Congress.
This year, as I have the past few years, I will skip shopping on Black Friday weekend and instead head to our local fairgrounds where small business vendors from the region come and sell their crafts and handmade items.
I will be buying from them.
I will be buying from them.
These posters started popping up ahead of next week’s We Ain’t Buying It boycott.
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This year, as I have the past few years, I will skip shopping on Black Friday weekend and instead head to our local fairgrounds where small business vendors from the region come and sell their crafts and handmade items.
I will be buying from them.
I will be buying from them.