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In no particular order: Mac Geek Motion Designer Parrot Fanatic VFX Compositor Paper Engineer Movie Poster Collector Star Wars Fan Star Trek Appreciator LEGO Maniac Gen-X ADHDAF Vancouver, BC, Canada 🕸️ www.rickyaeger.com 💰 share.uppbeat.io/qgnmdrye2glf
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Happy Birthday!!🎉🎂🍰
Going to try to remove myself from social media as much as possible going forward.

I just have no time for it anymore.
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Jet is a stone that is very black.

Things that are described as “jet white” are therefor not white, they’re black.

It’s like saying “fire engine plaid”
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Alligator Auschwitz ?
Don’t despair, Americans.

Your Constitution had a 236 year run before you voted to empower people who would cut its balls off.

You’ll bounce back.
Grow new balls.
Write a new Constitution based on the old one and have a renewed understanding of what it means to each and every one of you.
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As a Canadian who learned most of what I know about the US from School House Rock, is it true that of the 3 rings of the US government, the Supreme Court is the only one not elected by national vote and the only one that is a lifelong appointment?
Pay your share, fascists!
Is it necessary for cowboys to always be in uniform? The hat, boots and belt buckle combo is not an all-occasion outfit.
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Dear Downstairs Neighbor, the United States of America…

Please teach your President to behave appropriately and get along with the other world leaders. He clearly needs to be socialized but first he must be trained not to lash out at others.

-The Rest of the World
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Drunk Skeet: в︎ἷł︎ł︎ ƈᾄм︎ῥ ἷṩ ᾄм︎ᾄẓ︎ἷᾗʛ. Ἷ м︎ἔᾄᾗ ʀἔᾄł︎ł︎ẏ. ἔvἔʀẏҭђ︎ἷᾗʛ ђ︎ἔ'ṩ ἷᾗ, ђ︎ἔ ќἷł︎ł︎ṩ ҭђ︎ἔ ғὗƈќ ὄὗҭ ὄғ ἷҭ. ἷғ Ἷ ᾧᾄᾗҭἔḋ ҭὄ ṩҭὗḋẏ ᾄƈҭἷᾗʛ, Ἷ'ḋ в︎ἔʛ ϐἷł︎ł︎ ƈᾄм︎ῥ ғὄʀ ł︎ἔṩṩὄᾗṩ.
From the guy who brought you the exploding car, the exploding “cyber” truck, the imploding social network and the foreboding presidential bromance…
"That's not good."
Family snooze time
Art is always a risk, but especially when you’re depressed. If it works out it can make you feel like, “maybe I’m not as much of a loser as I think” but if it doesn’t, it just confirms your worst thoughts about yourself. #depression #warofart #papercraft #woodcraft #cricut #umbrella #pagoda #maker
They always say, don’t compare yourself to others, it will only bring you down.

That’s not entirely true.

If you compare yourself to me, you’ll probably feel a lot better.
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