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Rick (loose association)
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Image recognition says I am almost definitely a giraffe. not a giraffe.

Read quite a bit and sometimes talk about that 

Volunteer orca trainer
What level of criticism is it when you just criticize the fans of something and not the actual thing itself? Ad populum? 
October 22, 2023 at 2:23 PM
Someone has never taken a life changing dose of hallucinogens. I remember hanging onto the Earth for dear life
I can't believe this fuckwit graduated from High School.
October 22, 2023 at 3:02 AM
Seeing as I haven’t posted anything of note for the past month or so. This seems like a thinly veiled attempt at getting me to pay for things.
July 23, 2023 at 7:11 PM
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"God stop giving me your toughest battles"

God: "But you are a tardigrade"
July 20, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Glad the army recruiter closes at 5 cuz 2am me could not handle that temptation
June 19, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Book club was canceled. Which definitely throws my plan of “fight anyone who liked this book” for a loop
June 7, 2023 at 11:42 PM
instead of virtual reality we want Apple chat slack channels
June 6, 2023 at 6:09 PM
Me with fly fishing
June 6, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Theres a type of dating app girlie who has all travel photos, and that just seems so exhausting
June 6, 2023 at 4:18 PM
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Wearing the Vision Pro in jury duty to make it look like I’m paying attention to the trial not reading the Rugrats wikipedia page. At the end of the trial I’ll just ask ChatGPT if the defendant had “guilty vibes”
June 6, 2023 at 1:38 AM
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My grandmother lived to be 102.

When I asked what her secret was, she said, “God’s punishing me.”
May 16, 2023 at 6:47 PM
Do we really need the silent mode toggle on iPhone? I haven’t turned my phone off silent since the Obama presidency
June 6, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Religion as elaborate cosplay
June 4, 2023 at 5:22 PM
I’ve worked hard to be a better writer. And I still feel despair when reading some authors. like fuck you for being so economical with your words
June 3, 2023 at 3:37 PM
I think one of the really interesting things about TikTok is how hard it brought home the concept of ideas as memes.

If I like one video that is about a joke, I’m about to see seven more videos with the exact same joke.

Go into a sound, and it’s just 27 different variations on the same idea. 
June 2, 2023 at 4:26 PM
How concerned should I be that Phoebe Bridgers seems to speak directly to my soul right now?
June 1, 2023 at 10:08 PM
How do we not see Kafka as an optimist? A daoist even
June 1, 2023 at 6:06 PM
I run from and into the same thing. It is one and the same
June 1, 2023 at 6:04 PM
June 1, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Bout to get kicked out of karaoke for only singing hurt
June 1, 2023 at 4:17 AM
I stared into the void and all I saw was more void
June 1, 2023 at 12:55 AM
I’ve chosen to grow out the mustache and howl at the moon
May 31, 2023 at 11:21 PM
You know what will probably solve this melancholy? Reading Kafka
May 31, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Ever see a really gorgeous person and just feel depressed? Like, damn, I gotta get my shit together
May 31, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Normalize compassionate lobotomies
May 31, 2023 at 5:39 PM