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Rhoman¢er
@rhomancer.bsky.social
💀 The lifting leftist. I love my wife. Filthy Java / Kotlin casual. Ethnic & Racial pluralism is the only way. Trans & Queer ally, or the closest thing.
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Tired, boring, pointless: hating modern technology (AI, Social Media) because it's owned by the wealthy to exploit the working class

Wired, exciting, pointed: loving modern technology so much you want to reclaim it from the wealthy so they can't exploit the working class with it
They should find a way to put fiber in diet soda
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
4ever my 🐐
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Everyone bigger than me is either shorter so they can abuse proportions better, has better genetics, or is on steroids, and everyone smaller than me is a pathetic weakling who needs to grind harder to get that meat and potatoes growing
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Bands I liked as a teen but now find cringe that I should give a second chance to: Weezer, Green Day

Bands I liked as a teen but now find cringe that I should *NOT* give a second chance to: Sublime, Blink-182
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
- Create feature branch off of main
- Make commits only to the feature branch
- Merge feature branch back to main

This is the optimal usage of git
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I'm the exception that proves the rule
happiness is just eating well and sleeping properly
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
They're writing each other love poems. They're being horny on main.
Grunk and void

Sittin in a tree

N-O-D-E

First comes love

Then comes traversal

Then comes a child node

(I never claimed to be a poet)
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My favorite activity of all time: sitting
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
One explosion in baseball popularity thanks to the pitch clock. Next explosion when they replace human umps.
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Reposted by Rhoman¢er
Because the power structures of a lot of open source software projects are hierarchal and unaccountable, it thus draws in personalities who desire power and are willing to leverage their skills to gain it, the power is what they value most and not the code.
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I loved your album "MM...FOOD"
RICHARDS! I BID THEE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN! FOR IT WILL BE…YOUR LAST!
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'm like a skeleton if it also had 90 lbs of muscle 💪🏻
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Reposted by Rhoman¢er
Happy Halloween everyone!
happy halloween and wait why is kodee orange
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Probably got about 10 more lbs to go, which should be probably another 4-5 months, and I'll be around 19% body fat
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My memory is so bad a goldfish could beat me at that Simon game
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I have an android App that auto-blocks every call not from a contact, put them straight to voicemail, and make you voicemail long enough that if the bot starts talking, they finish and hand up before your voicemail actually beeps
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
DST ends this weekend, just to prepare you mentally. hope you enjoyed the sun being out at 5 because that's gonna be over soon.
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If we just fined every company whose vehicle illegally blocks a bike or bus lane, bus transit would be funded infinitely.
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My journey to get better at writing tests is going nicely. One issue I faced was being overwhelmed by the issue of branch coverage which can be overwhelming and often not obvious to fix. I have been working on a tool which can look at lines with missing branches, then have local LLM make a
October 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Junie on Auto mode sometimes will avoid coding mode to get out of work 😏
October 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"we want our app to be a sensory nightmare" -designers at discord
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Not flaccid or hard, some secret 3rd thing
October 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Most people here reading step 1: "that's impossible, it doesn't build my own clout"
To make Bluesky more welcoming, I suggest two initial strategies:

1. Proactive Engagement: Actively seek out and reply to new users' posts to foster a sense of community.
2. Clear Explanations: Offer to explain platform-specific concepts like custom feeds or DIDs to reduce confusion for newcomers.
October 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Arctic monkeys guy: I said I bet that you look good on Bulbasaur, I don't know if your looking for Ivysaur, I don't what you're Venusaur...
October 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Baffling that "Leg Press Cardio" is a thing. My knees and hips are already cramping at the thought of it.
October 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM