Average Bovine Buddy 🔞
@rezerkity.bsky.social
18+ blog. Minors DNI. Mid-20s. Non-binary but I blush if you call me 'bull'
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@rezerkity on Telegram
rezerkity on Discord
https://www.pillowfort.social/AverageBovineBuddy
#furryart #art #nsfw
My hate for cops and military is difficult to clarify.
I do appreciate my rights being protected by a functioning military force.
I do not appreciate the institutions that uphold them being corrupt as fuck, the inherent legal power imbalance of dating one, nor any who use it to claim glory.
I do appreciate my rights being protected by a functioning military force.
I do not appreciate the institutions that uphold them being corrupt as fuck, the inherent legal power imbalance of dating one, nor any who use it to claim glory.
December 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My hate for cops and military is difficult to clarify.
I do appreciate my rights being protected by a functioning military force.
I do not appreciate the institutions that uphold them being corrupt as fuck, the inherent legal power imbalance of dating one, nor any who use it to claim glory.
I do appreciate my rights being protected by a functioning military force.
I do not appreciate the institutions that uphold them being corrupt as fuck, the inherent legal power imbalance of dating one, nor any who use it to claim glory.
I still don't actually think Luigi is the person who did the shooting, and the cops just picked the closest person who looked vaguely like the shooter, because they're so terrified of the public thinking someone got away with it that they just need a scapegoat to put people back in line
December 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I still don't actually think Luigi is the person who did the shooting, and the cops just picked the closest person who looked vaguely like the shooter, because they're so terrified of the public thinking someone got away with it that they just need a scapegoat to put people back in line
Cagorical always finds the most interesting artists for me to browse, it's like having my own agent and they don't even know it
December 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Cagorical always finds the most interesting artists for me to browse, it's like having my own agent and they don't even know it
The BBC is just UK Fox News tbh
December 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The BBC is just UK Fox News tbh
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You would probably enjoy being pinned down under my heavy taur body, being so stuffed full of hot, throbbing chimera cocks that you can barely even breathe, and stuck with my sweaty pit pinning your head to the ground while I gutfuck you until my own cum pushes my cocks out of your womb.
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
You would probably enjoy being pinned down under my heavy taur body, being so stuffed full of hot, throbbing chimera cocks that you can barely even breathe, and stuck with my sweaty pit pinning your head to the ground while I gutfuck you until my own cum pushes my cocks out of your womb.
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downpour / 4 raindrops
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
downpour / 4 raindrops
I love intelligent drum and bass but the genre name is so fucking pretentious that I just call it drum and bass, even though it's the specific subgenre I enjoy
December 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I love intelligent drum and bass but the genre name is so fucking pretentious that I just call it drum and bass, even though it's the specific subgenre I enjoy
I feel bullish today. Let me play with your udder and give you a litter or five of calves.
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I feel bullish today. Let me play with your udder and give you a litter or five of calves.
McDonalds will never win me back as a customer because I know how to make homemade mcflurries milkshakes, and how to make my burgers, chicken, and fries taste like or better than theirs
December 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
McDonalds will never win me back as a customer because I know how to make homemade mcflurries milkshakes, and how to make my burgers, chicken, and fries taste like or better than theirs
Seven fingers left
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Seven fingers left
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Every time I meet someone with a tailmaw they vehemently defend it as a character design quirk and not a vore kink, but they also have a vore kink unrelated to it
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Every time I meet someone with a tailmaw they vehemently defend it as a character design quirk and not a vore kink, but they also have a vore kink unrelated to it
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I like writing the endings of my short stories first, because then the rest becomes a puzzle building up to it, and I don't end up doing an Adult Cartoon Series and dragging its corpse endlessly and milking it for as much content as physically possible to the detriment of every story it tells
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I like writing the endings of my short stories first, because then the rest becomes a puzzle building up to it, and I don't end up doing an Adult Cartoon Series and dragging its corpse endlessly and milking it for as much content as physically possible to the detriment of every story it tells
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It's a waste of time and energy and resources to iron bedsheets. I mean the ones you lay on. Like who tf is gonna see that, who is gonna care, next thing you know these sickos are going to be ironing towels and dish cloths
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It's a waste of time and energy and resources to iron bedsheets. I mean the ones you lay on. Like who tf is gonna see that, who is gonna care, next thing you know these sickos are going to be ironing towels and dish cloths
I actually wish Bluesky had a "this many people have viewed your post" thing. I didn't use Twitter for long before Elon Musk's The Enshittening, but knowing that like 10 people saw my art was cool af. Like hell yeah 10 people looked at my stuff
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I actually wish Bluesky had a "this many people have viewed your post" thing. I didn't use Twitter for long before Elon Musk's The Enshittening, but knowing that like 10 people saw my art was cool af. Like hell yeah 10 people looked at my stuff
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Many of my online friends live far away and have cultures and interests I can't relate to.
I do not have the resources to meet up.
So I distance myself from them, because I know we'll never be close like their living-distance friends are, and I'd be easily forgotten about if I left the group chat.
I do not have the resources to meet up.
So I distance myself from them, because I know we'll never be close like their living-distance friends are, and I'd be easily forgotten about if I left the group chat.
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Many of my online friends live far away and have cultures and interests I can't relate to.
I do not have the resources to meet up.
So I distance myself from them, because I know we'll never be close like their living-distance friends are, and I'd be easily forgotten about if I left the group chat.
I do not have the resources to meet up.
So I distance myself from them, because I know we'll never be close like their living-distance friends are, and I'd be easily forgotten about if I left the group chat.
huh my post about how much i need a big smelly monster wife to force herself upon me daily didn't get posted
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
huh my post about how much i need a big smelly monster wife to force herself upon me daily didn't get posted