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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 1d

Operation Iraq Liberation 2.0 has officially begun only

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 1d

Screaming A and Jason Whitless would sell their own grandmothers out if it got them extra pats on the head.

Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 1d

Lady Remix w. AZ on repeat

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sure they’ll make it home but may have to make a layover in Sudan before getting back to Cape Verde

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 1d

We as a community have to change our diets. We need to stop promoting Sprite and soda in general and start drinking more water. Praising horrible foods we were forced to survive on is not good for the soul.

Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 2d

You get bonus points if you use dynamite during the killing.

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 2d

He gave Dirk his very own Weinerschnitzel store in order to finish his career in Dallas.

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 2d

If Reagan was the devil, which he was, then Clinton was the son of satan.

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 3d

The Good News: Cape Verse qualifies for their first World Cup.

The Bad News: It’s being played in the US.

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Sterling World Records ⓒ @sterlingworldrecs.bsky.social · 3d

My forever attitude on Columbus Day. We should all go discover us some sh*t right now. 🤣✨ #discovery #explorer #indigenouspeoplesday #controversy #reckless

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 3d

Pixar is in its The Black Cauldron phase and desperately needs to move on to its The Little Mermaid era.

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 3d

BananaramA-ha
The Isley Brothers Johnson
Soul II Soul For Real
A Perfect Circle Jerks
N.W.A Tribe Called Quest

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 4d

Please don’t show the orange menace Home Alone. Once he hears it’s based out of Illinois he prolly would use it as an excuse to send in Seal Team 6 to Chicago.

Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 4d

Not Diane Keaton moron. That’s Eleanor Keaton. Buster’s wife.🙄

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 4d

Just make it one of the cheaper facilities. Government is shut down at the moment. We need to watch our spending.

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 4d

Unsolicited Dick pic

a man in a hat is dancing with a woman in a striped shirt

ALT: a man in a hat is dancing with a woman in a striped shirt

media.tenor.com

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 5d

This fake news. How can Paul McCartney be the last living Beatle when Clarence Walker is still alive and performing!?

Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 6d

The casting couch isn’t just used for women.

Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 6d

And after that happens Hamas will give Chump what he wants which will be a false flag attack in what will probably be a blue city so that he can initiate the Insurrection act.

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah but Sister Jean did. At 106 she finally had enough of this place. RIP

Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 6d

I just obtained video showing the entrance to Antifa’s HQ…

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 6d

I have heard from good intel that Antifa’s HQ is located in the basement of a Voodoo Donuts in Old Town Portland

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 6d

I suppose Lee Greenwood music must be the best when you lock yourself in a closet.

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New York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 7d

This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.

I am not fearful — I am fearless.

We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..

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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 6d

Americans should never do English accents.
NOBODY should do a Southern accent. You always end up sounding like Foghorn Leghorn with a concussion

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