Return of the Hypnocat
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Ally, #loveislove #resist
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Louder for the trolls in the back.
Guardian also had to retract and apologize.
What we know for a fact is the alleged shooter is a white man, grew up on guns, comes from a conservative Trump voting family and used language that is associated with the Groypers who HATE Charlie Kirk.
What we know for a fact is the alleged shooter is a white man, grew up on guns, comes from a conservative Trump voting family and used language that is associated with the Groypers who HATE Charlie Kirk.
Yeah, no. I don't believe reporting from one person at Fox News sourced by Kash Patel's FBI about the shooter's roommate. Nor would I believe it if the BBC, the WSJ, or the Washington Post reported it because they have gotten so much wrong.
September 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Louder for the trolls in the back.
Re: Kirk, I think it’s wild that the people who supposedly believe in God and believe He has a master plan haven’t even considered that He was the one who sent the shooter.
September 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Re: Kirk, I think it’s wild that the people who supposedly believe in God and believe He has a master plan haven’t even considered that He was the one who sent the shooter.
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I was just notified from inside Fort Meade that Trump has completely closed the military journalism department overnight. Completely dismantled it. No more news coming out of any branch of the military.
This is a very major step in his takeover.
This is a very major step in his takeover.
September 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I was just notified from inside Fort Meade that Trump has completely closed the military journalism department overnight. Completely dismantled it. No more news coming out of any branch of the military.
This is a very major step in his takeover.
This is a very major step in his takeover.
Serious question…is there anyone out there who doesn’t know that Trump is on the #epsteinlist?
July 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Serious question…is there anyone out there who doesn’t know that Trump is on the #epsteinlist?
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Jim Jordan set to be deposed today over the OSU sex scandal. Wrestlers claimed they told Jordan about the genital exams Dr. Strauss was performing on them and he shrugged it off.
He called one wrestlers brother and begged him to lie.
#ProudBlue#Voices4Victory
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
He called one wrestlers brother and begged him to lie.
#ProudBlue#Voices4Victory
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Rep. Jim Jordan may be deposed over OSU sex abuse scandal
The Ohio Republican could be deposed as soon as Friday
www.independent.co.uk
July 18, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Jim Jordan set to be deposed today over the OSU sex scandal. Wrestlers claimed they told Jordan about the genital exams Dr. Strauss was performing on them and he shrugged it off.
He called one wrestlers brother and begged him to lie.
#ProudBlue#Voices4Victory
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
He called one wrestlers brother and begged him to lie.
#ProudBlue#Voices4Victory
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Because little girls being swept away in floods don’t concern the DoD.
Hurricane forecasters and scientists rely on weather data collected and processed by Department of Defense satellites. The Navy has decided to stop sharing the data.
Defense Department will stop providing crucial satellite weather data
Hurricane forecasters and scientists rely on weather data collected and processed by Department of Defense satellites. The Navy has decided to stop sharing the data.
n.pr
July 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Because little girls being swept away in floods don’t concern the DoD.
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Shorter Alito's concurrence: "The majority said the law doesn't discriminate against transgender status. I disagree. I think it does discriminate against transgender status and that's good."
He's just completely given up on the game and is happy to tell everyone what the majority really believes.
He's just completely given up on the game and is happy to tell everyone what the majority really believes.
www.supremecourt.gov
June 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Shorter Alito's concurrence: "The majority said the law doesn't discriminate against transgender status. I disagree. I think it does discriminate against transgender status and that's good."
He's just completely given up on the game and is happy to tell everyone what the majority really believes.
He's just completely given up on the game and is happy to tell everyone what the majority really believes.
Can I please get someone who is in tech to weigh in on this for me?
Because I don’t consider myself a conspiracy theorist, and this is written with so much sauce it’s difficult to take seriously…and yet. We all sense it seems really wrong, right?
substack.com/inbox/post/1...
Because I don’t consider myself a conspiracy theorist, and this is written with so much sauce it’s difficult to take seriously…and yet. We all sense it seems really wrong, right?
substack.com/inbox/post/1...
She Won. They Didn't Just Change the Machines. They Rewired the Election.
How Leonard Leo's 2021 sale of an electronics firm enabled tech giants to subvert the 2024 election.
substack.com
June 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Can I please get someone who is in tech to weigh in on this for me?
Because I don’t consider myself a conspiracy theorist, and this is written with so much sauce it’s difficult to take seriously…and yet. We all sense it seems really wrong, right?
substack.com/inbox/post/1...
Because I don’t consider myself a conspiracy theorist, and this is written with so much sauce it’s difficult to take seriously…and yet. We all sense it seems really wrong, right?
substack.com/inbox/post/1...
Sure doesn’t look like 200k people to me. I think there were more people on my train home from my local protest.🤣
June 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Sure doesn’t look like 200k people to me. I think there were more people on my train home from my local protest.🤣
So let's recap.
MAGA claims they voted for Trump because they wanted:
- Freedom
- Cheaper prices
- No wars
Instead they got:
- Authoritarianism and curfews
- Skyrocketing inflation caused by tariffs
- War in the middle east
Thanks #maga! How's this working out for you?
MAGA claims they voted for Trump because they wanted:
- Freedom
- Cheaper prices
- No wars
Instead they got:
- Authoritarianism and curfews
- Skyrocketing inflation caused by tariffs
- War in the middle east
Thanks #maga! How's this working out for you?
June 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
So let's recap.
MAGA claims they voted for Trump because they wanted:
- Freedom
- Cheaper prices
- No wars
Instead they got:
- Authoritarianism and curfews
- Skyrocketing inflation caused by tariffs
- War in the middle east
Thanks #maga! How's this working out for you?
MAGA claims they voted for Trump because they wanted:
- Freedom
- Cheaper prices
- No wars
Instead they got:
- Authoritarianism and curfews
- Skyrocketing inflation caused by tariffs
- War in the middle east
Thanks #maga! How's this working out for you?
When pressed on his claim about falling gas prices Trump provided this image as proof.
May 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
When pressed on his claim about falling gas prices Trump provided this image as proof.
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Hakeem Jeffries on 🔥🔥🔥
"Never has a president FAILED so spectacularly, so often, so quickly as Donald Trump.”
KEEP THIS ENERGY GOING!
#TheCostOfTrump
"Never has a president FAILED so spectacularly, so often, so quickly as Donald Trump.”
KEEP THIS ENERGY GOING!
#TheCostOfTrump
April 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Hakeem Jeffries on 🔥🔥🔥
"Never has a president FAILED so spectacularly, so often, so quickly as Donald Trump.”
KEEP THIS ENERGY GOING!
#TheCostOfTrump
"Never has a president FAILED so spectacularly, so often, so quickly as Donald Trump.”
KEEP THIS ENERGY GOING!
#TheCostOfTrump
This is such a fantastic idea. I do think American men are some of the loneliest, and isolated people tend to find community in less than ideal places online. patch.com/california/h...
Curing The 'Male Loneliness Epidemic' One Walk At A Time
The social group, started by Playa Del Rey resident Jonathan Jacobs, serves as a safe space for men who are looking to make new friends.
patch.com
April 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is such a fantastic idea. I do think American men are some of the loneliest, and isolated people tend to find community in less than ideal places online. patch.com/california/h...
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I'm so bitterly disappointed in the Dodgers.
April 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm so bitterly disappointed in the Dodgers.
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Just watched the President's "Liberation Day" speech.
Based on this, I can confirm many Americans will be liberated from:
- Being able to afford groceries
- Much of their retirement savings
- Any hope of buying a home
As for lower prices? Just the opposite.
Based on this, I can confirm many Americans will be liberated from:
- Being able to afford groceries
- Much of their retirement savings
- Any hope of buying a home
As for lower prices? Just the opposite.
April 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Just watched the President's "Liberation Day" speech.
Based on this, I can confirm many Americans will be liberated from:
- Being able to afford groceries
- Much of their retirement savings
- Any hope of buying a home
As for lower prices? Just the opposite.
Based on this, I can confirm many Americans will be liberated from:
- Being able to afford groceries
- Much of their retirement savings
- Any hope of buying a home
As for lower prices? Just the opposite.
The number of powerful people in America who have turned out to be utter cowards is incredibly disheartening.
April 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The number of powerful people in America who have turned out to be utter cowards is incredibly disheartening.
No words. You have to actively TRY to fuck up this badly.
March 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
No words. You have to actively TRY to fuck up this badly.
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Right, I'm sure it's due to a "cyberattack" and not the fact that there's like 3 guys left actually working at Twitter 24/7 and sleeping on beds in the former conference room.
www.techradar.com/news/live/x-...
www.techradar.com/news/live/x-...
X is down again – Elon Musk confirms 'massive cyberattack' as former Twitter site hit by fourth outage today
X is having a bad day that appears to be getting worse
www.techradar.com
March 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Right, I'm sure it's due to a "cyberattack" and not the fact that there's like 3 guys left actually working at Twitter 24/7 and sleeping on beds in the former conference room.
www.techradar.com/news/live/x-...
www.techradar.com/news/live/x-...
Would be a shame if this hit around. Those internet fixer firms aren’t cheap!
March 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Would be a shame if this hit around. Those internet fixer firms aren’t cheap!
About a quarter of the federal government just sued Elon Musk and I am HERE for it!
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com
March 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
About a quarter of the federal government just sued Elon Musk and I am HERE for it!
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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When do we start? ⚖️
March 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
When do we start? ⚖️
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Two Republicans with intestinal fortitude please.
March 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?