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Retired Team StarFox Pilot
Origin of the infamous "Do A Barrel Roll" line.
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@retiredhare.bsky.social
· Sep 12
Please, dick her...
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@retiredhare.bsky.social
· Jun 29
Eyes him up and down.
— ❛ 'Pends, ya think you can keep up with a young gun like me ?~ ❜
— ❛ 'Pends, ya think you can keep up with a young gun like me ?~ ❜
" Do uhh-
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
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@retiredhare.bsky.social
· Jun 27
"We've already'ad our talks. We jus' work on th' shit now and try ta' put all it behind us. I'm a better person now than I was before, anyway."
She shakes her head, looking up at Peppy.
"Ya' ain't too old, Peppy. . . Still got life in ya'."
She shakes her head, looking up at Peppy.
"Ya' ain't too old, Peppy. . . Still got life in ya'."
" Oohohoho, is that so? Well that's a relief! "
The hare looked up at Wolf's face and smiled, forgetting how red his face was.
" Ain't sure how Fox will feel about this whole thing but... I'm welcome to it, all this fightin' is tiresome.
Though maybe it's just my age talking, hahah. "
The hare looked up at Wolf's face and smiled, forgetting how red his face was.
" Ain't sure how Fox will feel about this whole thing but... I'm welcome to it, all this fightin' is tiresome.
Though maybe it's just my age talking, hahah. "
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@retiredhare.bsky.social
· Jun 27
wonders how the old coot is doing .
it's been a while since he's retired .
it's been a while since he's retired .
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@retiredhare.bsky.social
· Jun 27
His eyes looked at him from the corner, narrowing her eyes.
"You think I look great, hm? Tha's a first. . . Well, lettin' ya' know I ain't after Fox anymore or ya', for that matter. Tryin' to make my amends."
"You think I look great, hm? Tha's a first. . . Well, lettin' ya' know I ain't after Fox anymore or ya', for that matter. Tryin' to make my amends."
" Well... uh... "
The hare was a bit too distracted by their new looks, after a second he shook his head and looked away, face bright red.
" Yeah... Uh, well either way... you still look great and intimidating or whatever... "
The hare was a bit too distracted by their new looks, after a second he shook his head and looked away, face bright red.
" Yeah... Uh, well either way... you still look great and intimidating or whatever... "
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@retiredhare.bsky.social
· Jun 27
"Mm, thanks."
She'd lean on a hip, looking over the hare with a light sigh coming from her.
"Fuckin' Venomians. Took me forever ta' accept who I am now. . . ain't no way goin' back from this."
She'd lean on a hip, looking over the hare with a light sigh coming from her.
"Fuckin' Venomians. Took me forever ta' accept who I am now. . . ain't no way goin' back from this."
" ... Huh? Makes... me look nice? "
The ears on the rabbit stood up straight and a slight blush came to his face.
" Uh... T-Thanks I suppose? Um... You look good too, I guess- "
His eyes couldn't help but move down to their chest as it was pushed up.
The ears on the rabbit stood up straight and a slight blush came to his face.
" Uh... T-Thanks I suppose? Um... You look good too, I guess- "
His eyes couldn't help but move down to their chest as it was pushed up.
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@retiredhare.bsky.social
· Jun 27
"Oh, please. I meant it in a good way. . . Make's ya' look nice."
She crossed her arms under her chest, pressing them up slightly.
She crossed her arms under her chest, pressing them up slightly.
" Excuse me? "
The hare turned his head, looking over at the wolf with an annoyed look.
" Hmph... You're lucky I'm retired, otherwise I'd kick your behind for a comment like that. "
The hare turned his head, looking over at the wolf with an annoyed look.
" Hmph... You're lucky I'm retired, otherwise I'd kick your behind for a comment like that. "
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@retiredhare.bsky.social
· Jun 27
The wolf gave a huff, looking the opposite way.
"Not that you are here, no. . gotten bigger."
"Not that you are here, no. . gotten bigger."
" Hello... Wolf. "
The hare crossed his arms, looking away.
" Did you need something? "
The hare crossed his arms, looking away.
" Did you need something? "
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@retiredhare.bsky.social
· Jun 27
“ Welcome to the club . . ”
Most people have a thing for older folks, can’t count how many get on him.
Most people have a thing for older folks, can’t count how many get on him.
" Do uhh-
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
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@retiredhare.bsky.social
· Jun 27
@retiredhare.bsky.social "Peppy. . ."
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@retiredhare.bsky.social
· Jun 26
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She'd had to make sure her coworker still had it in him...
Safe to say... Way more than she expected..~
She'd had to make sure her coworker still had it in him...
Safe to say... Way more than she expected..~
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@retiredhare.bsky.social
· Jun 26
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@retiredhare.bsky.social
· Jun 25
Some say he’s cute . . . others call him ‘MACHO’ —
Which is it??
Which is it??
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@retiredhare.bsky.social
· Jun 25
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· Jun 25