𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
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𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 16
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" I.. I mean, I get it Leon. You do you and don't let anyone tell you otherwise type of deal buuuut..
I'm genuinely surprised you never knew what that was. Hell, I'm pan myself. "
He shrugged, although noticing Leon's stare as he grew more nervous . . Oh boy, broken arm time-.
" I.. I mean, I get it Leon. You do you and don't let anyone tell you otherwise type of deal buuuut..
I'm genuinely surprised you never knew what that was. Hell, I'm pan myself. "
He shrugged, although noticing Leon's stare as he grew more nervous . . Oh boy, broken arm time-.
—Let me get this straight
Arms crossed
—I never got interested in those kinds of "shit terms". People get too obssesed with how the world look at them. I like what I like, and I don't need a term to determine WHO I AM. THAT'S WHY PEOPLE NOWADAYS ARE SO SHITHEADS! THANKFULLY YA' ARE NOT ONE OF THEM
Arms crossed
—I never got interested in those kinds of "shit terms". People get too obssesed with how the world look at them. I like what I like, and I don't need a term to determine WHO I AM. THAT'S WHY PEOPLE NOWADAYS ARE SO SHITHEADS! THANKFULLY YA' ARE NOT ONE OF THEM
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 16
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" . . Leon, did you actually-- You're telling me you're this well known and crafty assassin, been at this job for decades. "
" And you never found out what a pansexual was?--. "
The blue fox tilted his head, genuinely surprised.. and also confused given Leon's.. history.
" . . Leon, did you actually-- You're telling me you're this well known and crafty assassin, been at this job for decades. "
" And you never found out what a pansexual was?--. "
The blue fox tilted his head, genuinely surprised.. and also confused given Leon's.. history.
—WHO IN THE FUCKIN' FUCK WORLD EVEN NEED A HOLO-PHONE FOR?!?!?!?!?!?!
Some doctors say that his throath has a resistance that could even last for years.
—WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEANT I'M A PANSEXUAL?! DO YOU THINK A LIKE TO FUCK PANS YOU DIRTY HORNY FUCKIN' FOX?!?!?!
Some doctors say that his throath has a resistance that could even last for years.
—WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEANT I'M A PANSEXUAL?! DO YOU THINK A LIKE TO FUCK PANS YOU DIRTY HORNY FUCKIN' FOX?!?!?!
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 16
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To say the fox was confused was an understatement, well more spooked than anything given that Leon once again came out of nowhere. --
" H-HUH?! What.. what the heck did I do now? Also c'mon Leon, warn me next time, almost dropped my holo-phone--. "
To say the fox was confused was an understatement, well more spooked than anything given that Leon once again came out of nowhere. --
" H-HUH?! What.. what the heck did I do now? Also c'mon Leon, warn me next time, almost dropped my holo-phone--. "
【 @bluefurredmerc.bsky.social 】
—MARCUS!
HE IS. LIKE. REALLY MAD. SERIOUSLY MAD. DANGEROUSLY MAD. WHY DID HE DO THAT?!
—MARCUS!
HE IS. LIKE. REALLY MAD. SERIOUSLY MAD. DANGEROUSLY MAD. WHY DID HE DO THAT?!
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𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 16
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 15
“Oh I know. But I also sign your checks, remember?”
Wolf flashes a wide, toothy grin. “So I think you can tolerate a playful jab here and there, right Leon? And hey, at least I didn’t call you an iguana…”
This time.
Wolf flashes a wide, toothy grin. “So I think you can tolerate a playful jab here and there, right Leon? And hey, at least I didn’t call you an iguana…”
This time.
—. . .
AN EVEN GREATER DEATH STARE.
—I hate you.
AN EVEN GREATER DEATH STARE.
—I hate you.
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 15
The wolf crossed his arms, and flashed a toothy grin. “Twenty years, and still a great way to mess with you. Some things never get old.”
—. . .
Death stare.
—WE'VE BEEN WORKING FOR AROUND TWENTY FREAKING YEARS, AND YOU STILL ASK THAT?!
Death stare.
—WE'VE BEEN WORKING FOR AROUND TWENTY FREAKING YEARS, AND YOU STILL ASK THAT?!
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 15
Gripping that mouth of his.
“Just shut up or I’ll take your tongue.”
“Just shut up or I’ll take your tongue.”
—FUCKING MCCLOUD I WILL- AAAAAAAARGH!
He will kill someone, someday.
He will kill someone, someday.
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 15
“No, no, the blue fox taught me that world… I dunno this new lingo-“
Him neither.
Him neither.
—Pan what? Ya mean I like yo fuck pans YOU DAMN WOLF!?
He doesn't know the word-
He doesn't know the word-
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 15
There’s a deadpan stare from the wolf. “You’re not a gecko?”
5) —Chameleon. One of the best reptile specie in the entire galaxy. Remember it!
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 15
"...So youre... whats that word..."
Tap tap.
"Pansexual?"
Tap tap.
"Pansexual?"
4) Sexuality? Who the fuck even care? I CAN GET ATTRACTED AND FUCK WITH WHAEVER I WANT. TCH. STUPID QUESTIONS!
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 15
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 15
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 15
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 15
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 15
Reposted by 𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 11
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 11
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
📱found anew bar, si pretty good
📱bronze cactus or someweird name like thaa
📱anyywy I got a poan plan. You wanna help me aFUCK THat FOX
📱FUCK UP
📱FUCK IP THAT FOX
📱stupid fuvkigg commlink piecr of shit
📱anyway weere gonna go fuck up that fox you on?
📱in?
📱found anew bar, si pretty good
📱bronze cactus or someweird name like thaa
📱anyywy I got a poan plan. You wanna help me aFUCK THat FOX
📱FUCK UP
📱FUCK IP THAT FOX
📱stupid fuvkigg commlink piecr of shit
📱anyway weere gonna go fuck up that fox you on?
📱in?
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 11
Wolf winced, slowly bringing a hand to his face. “Ah. So. Panther is probably trying to get himself on the hook for child support, Andrew is maybe being somewhat useful, Pigma is still somehow wasting space, and Krystal can’t make up her mind. Ironic, in a way.”
He sighed. “Not doomed. Just close.”
He sighed. “Not doomed. Just close.”
—Let me see. . . The dickhead of Panther is over at Venom doing. . . Whatever he usually does. Andrew is over at Corneria trying to get new material. Pigma is 5 feet underground, and thank god inmortality is not an invention. . . Krystal is. . . With Fox I guess? And you are here. We are doomed.
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 11
𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
· Sep 11