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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK
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JURIS DALEK, BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF "SOCIALISM IS FOR CYBERMEN", STUCK ON PLANET OF PLAGUESPREADING BIPEDS. NEW PLATFORM WHO DIS?
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 7h
WE ARE STILL STAFFING AN OGRON DEATH ROW? IN *THIS* ECONOMY?! SEND HIM TO THE FRONT! ANY FRONT!

#DALEKECONOMICS
gruntleigh.bsky.social Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 7h
DAVROS has invited us Ogrons to a POSH LUNCH!
D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please....
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know...
Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!

Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 11h
@kjaycee.bsky.social TONIGHT! THE SAUCER KITCHENS HAVE PREPARED A JERK CHICKEN FEAST, AND THE MOVIE IT IS BEING PAIRED WITH IS... *CHECKS NOTES*...1968'S CHRISTOPHER LEE CLASSIC 'THE DEVIL RIDES OUT'!

BECAUSE...*CHECKS FURTHER NOTES*... THE DEVIL IS A JERK. APPARENTLY!

#FILM58
#61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN
a man with a beard and a signature look of superiority
Alt: CHRISTOPHER LEE FROM ONE OF THE STAR WARS MOVIES LOOKING DISDAINFUL AND CAPTIONED 'Signature Look of Superiority'
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 12h
I ALWAYS SUSPECTED YOU CYBERMEN WERE BASE-8. OR MAYBE HEXADECIMAL!
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 14h
@kjaycee.bsky.social I RE-WATCHED THAT ONE BACK IN EARLY SEPTEMBER! HOW THE TIME FLIES.

SPEAKING OF, MY 4K OF 'IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS' HAS FINALLY SHIPPED! #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 1d
@kjaycee.bsky.social I HAVE HAD....SEVERAL... BLU-RAY ORDERS LIKE THAT THANKS TO #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN THE LAST TWO YEARS.

BUT THEN DALEK CAPITALISM *CAN* BE FICKLE. AND CRUEL. FICKLELY CRUEL. FICKLE-Y?
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 1d
WELL *I* AM PERFECTLY CONTENT WITH MY SLOW-PACED, VAMPIRE/WITCHY-ANCESTOR-POSSESSING-THE-CURRENT-GENERATION-OR-MAYBE-NOT BLACK AND WHITE PROTO-GIALLO.

WHICH DEFINITELY DOES NOT FEATURE EITHER TOM GREEN OR A BIGFOOT.

WHATEVER THE ITALIAN FOR BIGFOOT WOULD BE.

#61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 1d
*LOOKS UP THIS FILM ON THE INTERNET*

*SEES THAT IT STARS TOM GREEN*

YEAH... THAT CHECKS OUT.

@kjaycee.bsky.social #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 1d
AN ODD POLICY, BUT ONE HUMANS SEEM VERY COMMITTED TO!
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 1d
@kjaycee.bsky.social ...TO CLARIFY, IT GOES WITH PASTA BECAUSE IT'S AN EYE-TALIAN FILM.

#FILM57 #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 1d
@kjaycee.bsky.social PLUS IT GOES WITH PASTA. NOM NOM. #FILM57 #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 1d
@kjaycee.bsky.social TODAY! KERBLAM! EARTH PRIME DUG UP A STREAMING EDITION OF AN OBSCURE CHRISTOPHER LEE GOTHIC HORROR FILM, 'TERROR IN THE CRYPT', SO WE'RE IGNORING THE GIANT PILE OF FILMS I ALREADY *PAID* FOR IN FAVOR OF SOMETHING THAT COULD DISAPPEAR FROM STREAMING TOMORROW!
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 1d
ENORMOUS RISE IN RARE CANCERS USUALLY ONLY SEEN IN AIDS PATIENTS OR THE OTHERWISE SEVERELY IMMUNE-COMPROMISED?

JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE 'NEW NORMAL'!
molesen.bsky.social Michael Olesen @molesen.bsky.social · 2d
1-3 This graph got my attention on another platform and I was certain I knew who compiled the data. If you are unfamiliar, this is normally associated with AIDS.
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 2d
@kjaycee.bsky.social HONESTLY, I'D RATHER WATCH JACK-O AGAIN. IF ONLY TO SAVE MYSELF 21 MINUTES!

#61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 2d
YESTERDAY! #FILM56 WAS 'WEAPONS' FROM 2025. DECIDED TO FIND OUT WHAT THE BIG SECRET WAS. AND, ERR...

YEAH I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS SORT OF A LETDOWN FROM THE GUY BEHIND 'BARBARIAN'.

BUT STILL!
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 2d
I *HAVE* SEEN THE CREEPING FLESH, BUT IT HAS BEEN A WHILE. ANTI-EVIL SERUM! TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST MALORT, AND IT DOES NOT REPEL ME FOR LONG. OOPS!

#61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 2d
@kjaycee.bsky.social RUNNING LOW ON FILM SLOTS! AND I AM SAVING #61 FOR THE LATEST FINAL DESTINATION FILM, SO THAT FILM #1 AND FILM #61 ARE THE START AND END OF THAT STORIED FRANCHISE.

SYMMETRY!
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 2d
@kjaycee.bsky.social I NEVER DISCUSSED IT, BUT: 'THE FOREVER PURGE' WAS TRAGICALLY THE WEAKEST PURGE YET, BY A MILE. UNFORTUNATE! THEY FORGOT THE CLASSIC FORMULA, WHICH REQUIRES A LEAD PURGER. THE IMMEDIATELY PRECEDING FILM? GREAT LEAD PURGER. VERY ZANY. MUCH MURDER. THIS ONE?

#61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN
an elderly woman wearing a scarf and a yellow shirt says not so much
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 2d
ESPECIALLY WEIRD IS HUMANS ATTENDING VARIOUS PROTESTS NOW WEARING N95 MASKS IN CASE OF TEAR GAS, WHICH THE MASKS ABSOLUTELY *WON'T* PROTECT AGAINST, WHILE HUMANS HAVE, AT TIMES VIOLENTLY, REFUSED TO WEAR THEM FOR COVID FOR THE LAST 4 YEARS, WHICH THE MASKS ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAVE PROTECTED AGAINST.
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 2d
DALEK'S ASSUMPTION WAS THAT THOSE HUMANS WOULD TIRE SOON OF SAID PERFORMANCES, SAME WAY THEY GAVE UP ON FIGHTING THE PLAGUE AFTER TWO OR THREE WEEKS BACK IN 2020.

BUT LONGER THIS GOES ON, THE MORE DALEK WONDERS IF THE VIRUS SIMPLY REWROTE YOUR HUMAN BRAINS SO BE UNABLE TO FIGHT IT, *SPECIFICALLY*.
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 2d
IT IS... ODD... HOW MUCH ENERGY HUMANS ARE WILLING TO PUT INTO VARIOUS PUBLIC PERFORMANCES AGAINST MY EX-AUTON CURRENTLY OCCUPYING REMAINING 2/3S OF THE WHITE HOUSE, BUT HOW THOSE SAME HUMANS ARE COMPLETELY, VIRULENTLY *UN*WILLING TO WEAR A RESPIRATOR DURING THE RAGING AIRBORNE PLAGUE.
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 3d
OF COURSE! CAPITALISM!!
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 3d
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 3d
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 3d
JOE BOB IS, ONCE AGAIN, DEAD.

#THELASTDRIVEIN #FILM55 #JACK-O #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 3d
#THELASTDRIVEIN #FILM55 #JACK-O #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN
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