im sick of lesbians. next person to text me about the retrograde is getting blocked
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
im sick of lesbians. next person to text me about the retrograde is getting blocked
grew up in houston fucking texas ive never experienced heat exhaustion like i have in the last 24 hours bitch this shit is NO JOKE i felt like someone was shitting hot ass on my brain
August 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
grew up in houston fucking texas ive never experienced heat exhaustion like i have in the last 24 hours bitch this shit is NO JOKE i felt like someone was shitting hot ass on my brain
feeding myself blue raz hubba bubba gum tape like a greek god is fed grapes
June 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
feeding myself blue raz hubba bubba gum tape like a greek god is fed grapes
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If you're arrested in Illinois protesting against Trump's war on Iran for Israel, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected].
June 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting against Trump's war on Iran for Israel, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected].
happy fathers day to my 67 year old polyamorous dad
June 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
happy fathers day to my 67 year old polyamorous dad
society is crumbling but at least i finally got a hot butch
June 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
society is crumbling but at least i finally got a hot butch
being a location scout for movies n tv shows must be so fun like hmmm i know a vibe that might work for this
May 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
being a location scout for movies n tv shows must be so fun like hmmm i know a vibe that might work for this
i live in a part of edgewater that has the same population density as new york city and it makes me feel superior to the rest of edgewater so i’m naming it “New Edgewater” and our mayor is the guy who paddle boards with his dog at hollywood beach
May 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i live in a part of edgewater that has the same population density as new york city and it makes me feel superior to the rest of edgewater so i’m naming it “New Edgewater” and our mayor is the guy who paddle boards with his dog at hollywood beach
whenever my nipple piercings r turned around so you cant see them gemstones im like oh theyre closed for business. theyre sleeping right now dont wake them up.
May 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
whenever my nipple piercings r turned around so you cant see them gemstones im like oh theyre closed for business. theyre sleeping right now dont wake them up.
this is what it’s all about baby
May 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
this is what it’s all about baby
barista at my fav cafe called my order “very classy” and then later called me a “complex enigma.” it’s all going according to plan.
May 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
barista at my fav cafe called my order “very classy” and then later called me a “complex enigma.” it’s all going according to plan.
calculated a roster of 23 people that have the type of relationship with that i can, at any given moment, arrange a 3 hour coffee date with. this is the life, baby. this is what it’s all about
May 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
calculated a roster of 23 people that have the type of relationship with that i can, at any given moment, arrange a 3 hour coffee date with. this is the life, baby. this is what it’s all about
me, every single may: Some of the dumbest people i know now have masters degrees
May 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
me, every single may: Some of the dumbest people i know now have masters degrees
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Finally, a pope who probably knows who the Smashing Pumpkins are
May 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Finally, a pope who probably knows who the Smashing Pumpkins are
just talked to a pastor about fisting and convinced him to break up with his boyfriend
May 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
just talked to a pastor about fisting and convinced him to break up with his boyfriend
stressed af caught myself holding my cig like this and had to say out loud “it’s really not that serious”
May 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
stressed af caught myself holding my cig like this and had to say out loud “it’s really not that serious”
im down so bad i feel lobotomized
April 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
im down so bad i feel lobotomized
ive never met a normal person who uses a stairmaster
April 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
ive never met a normal person who uses a stairmaster
coachella fit are so ugly boy take that straw cowboy hat offffff nooooo
April 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
coachella fit are so ugly boy take that straw cowboy hat offffff nooooo
i want my ashes flushed down the 2nd stall toilet at farraguts
April 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
i want my ashes flushed down the 2nd stall toilet at farraguts
was complaining to my dad about people thinking i’m a pool shark (even tho im not that good at pool!!!) and not wanting to play with me and he was like “i think you have pool shark energy because you dont drink yet you go to bars and ask people to play pool with you” LMAOOOOOOO
April 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
was complaining to my dad about people thinking i’m a pool shark (even tho im not that good at pool!!!) and not wanting to play with me and he was like “i think you have pool shark energy because you dont drink yet you go to bars and ask people to play pool with you” LMAOOOOOOO
“useless lesbians” is really my favorite slang because some of yall are SO USELESS HOLY FUCK
March 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“useless lesbians” is really my favorite slang because some of yall are SO USELESS HOLY FUCK