TheKingOfPies
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Sluggo Vs Richie Rich, part 6 7
Sluggo's brass knuckles have names...
Sluggo's brass knuckles have names...
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Sluggo Vs Richie Rich, part 6 7
Sluggo's brass knuckles have names...
Sluggo's brass knuckles have names...
DumbDay #315
He thinks highly of his lowest parts and the power he wields
And, of course, we find out because no one will keep beating the drum that his social media posts are not new, enforcable laws that must be followed or new policies that are codified, enacted because he posted in ALL CAPS
He thinks highly of his lowest parts and the power he wields
And, of course, we find out because no one will keep beating the drum that his social media posts are not new, enforcable laws that must be followed or new policies that are codified, enacted because he posted in ALL CAPS
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
DumbDay #315
He thinks highly of his lowest parts and the power he wields
And, of course, we find out because no one will keep beating the drum that his social media posts are not new, enforcable laws that must be followed or new policies that are codified, enacted because he posted in ALL CAPS
He thinks highly of his lowest parts and the power he wields
And, of course, we find out because no one will keep beating the drum that his social media posts are not new, enforcable laws that must be followed or new policies that are codified, enacted because he posted in ALL CAPS
DumbDay #213
MAGA Mike says he is overwhelmed
The guy has had the job for a little over two years (replacing Kevin McCarthy Oct. 23, 2023)
He made his bed...
MAGA Mike says he is overwhelmed
The guy has had the job for a little over two years (replacing Kevin McCarthy Oct. 23, 2023)
He made his bed...
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
DumbDay #213
MAGA Mike says he is overwhelmed
The guy has had the job for a little over two years (replacing Kevin McCarthy Oct. 23, 2023)
He made his bed...
MAGA Mike says he is overwhelmed
The guy has had the job for a little over two years (replacing Kevin McCarthy Oct. 23, 2023)
He made his bed...
DumbDay #312
An older cartoon because he repeats his first anti-inmigrant ban rodeos. Each time, he just turns up the volume louder.
In his racist/ xenophobic/ classist mind the threats come from sea to
giant-serpents-and-hungry-sharks infested
sea!
An older cartoon because he repeats his first anti-inmigrant ban rodeos. Each time, he just turns up the volume louder.
In his racist/ xenophobic/ classist mind the threats come from sea to
giant-serpents-and-hungry-sharks infested
sea!
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
DumbDay #312
An older cartoon because he repeats his first anti-inmigrant ban rodeos. Each time, he just turns up the volume louder.
In his racist/ xenophobic/ classist mind the threats come from sea to
giant-serpents-and-hungry-sharks infested
sea!
An older cartoon because he repeats his first anti-inmigrant ban rodeos. Each time, he just turns up the volume louder.
In his racist/ xenophobic/ classist mind the threats come from sea to
giant-serpents-and-hungry-sharks infested
sea!
Happy Holidays from a man who owns luxury hotels and resorts and who gets to fly on planes with two kitchens.
So, go eat somewhere else!
So, go eat somewhere else!
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Happy Holidays from a man who owns luxury hotels and resorts and who gets to fly on planes with two kitchens.
So, go eat somewhere else!
So, go eat somewhere else!
With our modern day conveniences of refrigeration and freezing, we might hear about "fresh" turkeys this time of year.
Well, back in pilgrim times, there likely were freaky pilgrims who got fresh with turkeys
[The only gagline I could concoct for this cartoon turkey standing up for itself]
Well, back in pilgrim times, there likely were freaky pilgrims who got fresh with turkeys
[The only gagline I could concoct for this cartoon turkey standing up for itself]
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
With our modern day conveniences of refrigeration and freezing, we might hear about "fresh" turkeys this time of year.
Well, back in pilgrim times, there likely were freaky pilgrims who got fresh with turkeys
[The only gagline I could concoct for this cartoon turkey standing up for itself]
Well, back in pilgrim times, there likely were freaky pilgrims who got fresh with turkeys
[The only gagline I could concoct for this cartoon turkey standing up for itself]
DumbDay #310 extra
A new box of business cards for Rubio to hand out overseas to nations who need to know how to contact Trumps' foreign affairs team for conflict resolution solutions.
A new box of business cards for Rubio to hand out overseas to nations who need to know how to contact Trumps' foreign affairs team for conflict resolution solutions.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
DumbDay #310 extra
A new box of business cards for Rubio to hand out overseas to nations who need to know how to contact Trumps' foreign affairs team for conflict resolution solutions.
A new box of business cards for Rubio to hand out overseas to nations who need to know how to contact Trumps' foreign affairs team for conflict resolution solutions.
DumbDay #310
Too tan.
Too tan.
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
DumbDay #310
Too tan.
Too tan.
Everytime a news story talks about the revenue generated by those tariffs there should be a mention that $3 Trillion in tax cuts to the rich made the far less tax revenues possible
Oh, and remember in addition to 100% tax deduction for buying yachts, now the wealthy gets same deal 4 private jets!
Oh, and remember in addition to 100% tax deduction for buying yachts, now the wealthy gets same deal 4 private jets!
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Everytime a news story talks about the revenue generated by those tariffs there should be a mention that $3 Trillion in tax cuts to the rich made the far less tax revenues possible
Oh, and remember in addition to 100% tax deduction for buying yachts, now the wealthy gets same deal 4 private jets!
Oh, and remember in addition to 100% tax deduction for buying yachts, now the wealthy gets same deal 4 private jets!
Speaking of pardoning turkeys, a speaking turkey who was pardoned by Trumps:
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Speaking of pardoning turkeys, a speaking turkey who was pardoned by Trumps:
Ooooooh, Canada! I had no idea he was a politician, too.
Magician Doug Henning magically crapping tennis shoes while he sits on an invisible toilet. It is MAGIC!🧙♂️🔮
Magician Doug Henning magically crapping tennis shoes while he sits on an invisible toilet. It is MAGIC!🧙♂️🔮
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Ooooooh, Canada! I had no idea he was a politician, too.
Magician Doug Henning magically crapping tennis shoes while he sits on an invisible toilet. It is MAGIC!🧙♂️🔮
Magician Doug Henning magically crapping tennis shoes while he sits on an invisible toilet. It is MAGIC!🧙♂️🔮
With "news" being that Trumps wants a sequel to the series of action-comedy movies "Rush Hour" starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker
Trumps likes to fast forward through action flicks to the action cutting out the "boring" parts.
I can't believe this "news" is even a thing.
Trumps likes to fast forward through action flicks to the action cutting out the "boring" parts.
I can't believe this "news" is even a thing.
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
With "news" being that Trumps wants a sequel to the series of action-comedy movies "Rush Hour" starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker
Trumps likes to fast forward through action flicks to the action cutting out the "boring" parts.
I can't believe this "news" is even a thing.
Trumps likes to fast forward through action flicks to the action cutting out the "boring" parts.
I can't believe this "news" is even a thing.
Reposted by TheKingOfPies
Three things about the Witkoff tapes:
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Three things about the Witkoff tapes:
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
Dumbday #309
War Monger and Phony Peacenik
War Monger and Phony Peacenik
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Dumbday #309
War Monger and Phony Peacenik
War Monger and Phony Peacenik
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Dumbday #307
Reminder from July that before the Congress voted on releasing Epstein files, long before Marjorie Taylor Greene got fed up & announced she would resign from her GA House seat, Trump had words for people who wanted the files released
So, weirdly, his reaction to Greene is consistent
Reminder from July that before the Congress voted on releasing Epstein files, long before Marjorie Taylor Greene got fed up & announced she would resign from her GA House seat, Trump had words for people who wanted the files released
So, weirdly, his reaction to Greene is consistent
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Dumbday #307
Reminder from July that before the Congress voted on releasing Epstein files, long before Marjorie Taylor Greene got fed up & announced she would resign from her GA House seat, Trump had words for people who wanted the files released
So, weirdly, his reaction to Greene is consistent
Reminder from July that before the Congress voted on releasing Epstein files, long before Marjorie Taylor Greene got fed up & announced she would resign from her GA House seat, Trump had words for people who wanted the files released
So, weirdly, his reaction to Greene is consistent
What was up with Michael Crichton and crazy theme parks?
If he lived long enough would he have cranked out another crazy park that kills? Runaway roller coasters and other rides operating an AI's whim to induce maximum fear on the randos based on their permanent records?
If he lived long enough would he have cranked out another crazy park that kills? Runaway roller coasters and other rides operating an AI's whim to induce maximum fear on the randos based on their permanent records?
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
What was up with Michael Crichton and crazy theme parks?
If he lived long enough would he have cranked out another crazy park that kills? Runaway roller coasters and other rides operating an AI's whim to induce maximum fear on the randos based on their permanent records?
If he lived long enough would he have cranked out another crazy park that kills? Runaway roller coasters and other rides operating an AI's whim to induce maximum fear on the randos based on their permanent records?
Reposted by TheKingOfPies
A U.S. president pushing a Russian written Ukraine plan should be a national scandal all by itself.
Heather Cox Richardson is right: this feels like Moscow grabbing whatever they can before his time in the White House runs out.
Heather Cox Richardson is right: this feels like Moscow grabbing whatever they can before his time in the White House runs out.
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A U.S. president pushing a Russian written Ukraine plan should be a national scandal all by itself.
Heather Cox Richardson is right: this feels like Moscow grabbing whatever they can before his time in the White House runs out.
Heather Cox Richardson is right: this feels like Moscow grabbing whatever they can before his time in the White House runs out.
DumbDay #306
Checking in on them Cynical Squirrels, Lefty and Righty.
The couch is still cut in half and missing one half.
And, a bonus from 2019 of the OG Cynical Squirrel, who has both eyes and doesn't wear or need a pirate eye patch. OG CS is just straight up cynical (and correct)
Checking in on them Cynical Squirrels, Lefty and Righty.
The couch is still cut in half and missing one half.
And, a bonus from 2019 of the OG Cynical Squirrel, who has both eyes and doesn't wear or need a pirate eye patch. OG CS is just straight up cynical (and correct)
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
DumbDay #306
Checking in on them Cynical Squirrels, Lefty and Righty.
The couch is still cut in half and missing one half.
And, a bonus from 2019 of the OG Cynical Squirrel, who has both eyes and doesn't wear or need a pirate eye patch. OG CS is just straight up cynical (and correct)
Checking in on them Cynical Squirrels, Lefty and Righty.
The couch is still cut in half and missing one half.
And, a bonus from 2019 of the OG Cynical Squirrel, who has both eyes and doesn't wear or need a pirate eye patch. OG CS is just straight up cynical (and correct)
DumbDay #306
In Rememberance
Remember that instead of millionaire AG Bondi, who after taking a $25 thousand donation from Citizen Trump dropped all his problems with his scam "college" Trump University, another Floridia lawyer was considered for the AG job.
From last November, Remembering Matt Gaetz
In Rememberance
Remember that instead of millionaire AG Bondi, who after taking a $25 thousand donation from Citizen Trump dropped all his problems with his scam "college" Trump University, another Floridia lawyer was considered for the AG job.
From last November, Remembering Matt Gaetz
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
DumbDay #306
In Rememberance
Remember that instead of millionaire AG Bondi, who after taking a $25 thousand donation from Citizen Trump dropped all his problems with his scam "college" Trump University, another Floridia lawyer was considered for the AG job.
From last November, Remembering Matt Gaetz
In Rememberance
Remember that instead of millionaire AG Bondi, who after taking a $25 thousand donation from Citizen Trump dropped all his problems with his scam "college" Trump University, another Floridia lawyer was considered for the AG job.
From last November, Remembering Matt Gaetz
It isn't a big deal that two cartoonists came up with the same setting/ premise for a cartoon. This is especially true the more one makes.
Mine from February is too wordy. I even included the word "words" 🙄
His is simpler and for the moment. That works better.
Mine from February is too wordy. I even included the word "words" 🙄
His is simpler and for the moment. That works better.
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
It isn't a big deal that two cartoonists came up with the same setting/ premise for a cartoon. This is especially true the more one makes.
Mine from February is too wordy. I even included the word "words" 🙄
His is simpler and for the moment. That works better.
Mine from February is too wordy. I even included the word "words" 🙄
His is simpler and for the moment. That works better.
The Tale of Two Timers*
Country Timer and his rude and gross cheese sniffing habit
And City Timer, an elitist, cheese-eating scold if there ever was one.
Also, they may both be the same Timer. However, there isn't enough proof to disprove my take.
* Not Two-timers who cheat; these two Timers eat
Country Timer and his rude and gross cheese sniffing habit
And City Timer, an elitist, cheese-eating scold if there ever was one.
Also, they may both be the same Timer. However, there isn't enough proof to disprove my take.
* Not Two-timers who cheat; these two Timers eat
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The Tale of Two Timers*
Country Timer and his rude and gross cheese sniffing habit
And City Timer, an elitist, cheese-eating scold if there ever was one.
Also, they may both be the same Timer. However, there isn't enough proof to disprove my take.
* Not Two-timers who cheat; these two Timers eat
Country Timer and his rude and gross cheese sniffing habit
And City Timer, an elitist, cheese-eating scold if there ever was one.
Also, they may both be the same Timer. However, there isn't enough proof to disprove my take.
* Not Two-timers who cheat; these two Timers eat
DumbDay #305
(nee, cartoon #1388)
From November 2024:
Unfortunately, it wasn't wrong
(nee, cartoon #1388)
From November 2024:
Unfortunately, it wasn't wrong
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
DumbDay #305
(nee, cartoon #1388)
From November 2024:
Unfortunately, it wasn't wrong
(nee, cartoon #1388)
From November 2024:
Unfortunately, it wasn't wrong
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Robert Plant and Saving Grace stopped by @npr.org to perform a Tiny Desk Concert of four songs from their new album, 'Saving Grace': "Gospel Plough," "Higher Rock," "Everybody's Song," and "It's a Beautiful Day Today"—followed by "Gallows Pole." www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHL5...
Robert Plant: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Robert Plant and Saving Grace stopped by @npr.org to perform a Tiny Desk Concert of four songs from their new album, 'Saving Grace': "Gospel Plough," "Higher Rock," "Everybody's Song," and "It's a Beautiful Day Today"—followed by "Gallows Pole." www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHL5...
DumbDay #304
What's The Deal?
What's The Deal?
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
DumbDay #304
What's The Deal?
What's The Deal?