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Reese Ackerman (human)
@reeseackerman.bsky.social
New Yorker, bagels, concerts, sports, juggling, pranks, outdoors, city, eating a lot. Fairly nice guy.
#NewYork #EmpireState #Democrat #StarWars
ity’s rental-aid checks are getting delayed again this month. People who already scrape by are now left hanging for help marked “on its way.” If you’re scrambling for rent or groceries this week, good luck. Gut-punch to the folks who need it most. #NYCRealness
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Times is suing U.S. Department of Defense — because the Pentagon wants to micromanage what reporters can’t write about. If you have to ask permission to report the truth, you don’t have a free press — you have propaganda. #FreePress #PressFreedom #ScaryTimes
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Days ago they hit a bunch of immigrants with raids — some parents, some kids — and now they pull back on even acknowledging World AIDS Day. Like, we’re turning our backs on public health and human dignity all at once. It feels like being punished for caring. #StayHuman #WeDoBetter
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Not even the most hard core women are throwing heels like knives. Reminds me of that Cake song.
🍷Tura Satana, 1965🍷

Paparazzi swarmed her limo. She snapped off her 6-inch
🗡️stiletto🗡️ and hurled the heel like a dagger—shattered a camera lens.

Slipped the broken shoe back on, strutted the red carpet.
Glamour is the weapon.

#BodyAutonomy #RadicalElegance #BombshellEnergy #StilettoJane
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This guy...1/2 classy and 1/2 the damn devil but funny comment. #Creep #OverTheTop
“If God didn’t want us to worship women’s feet, why did he make toes that look exactly like little tiny penises?”
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Gutting Medicaid and SNAP pretending it's “fiscal responsibility.” New report says those cuts could mean a million lost jobs and a $113 billion drop in state GDP next year alone. Entire towns are staring down collapse. #Medicaid #SNAP #SafetyNetDown
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Literally a damn bunch of files. Not exactly rocket science to blast it out there. #ffs
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Yeah, could you just lean over and grab your ankles a sec?
ATTN GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES: The VA sent out an announcement with a link for employees to self-report their disabilities. I wouldn’t do this if I were you. They’ll likely use it to discriminate against you.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Every time they say ‘unidentified vessel,’ my brain goes straight to: so… you don’t actually know who you hit. Great. Totally normal. Goddamn incompetents.
#TransparencyNow #Venezuela
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
They keep saying ‘cartel boats.’ Right. Meanwhile every regional leader is screaming to slow down before someone starts a real war we can’t walk back from.”
#SouthAmerica #Deescalate
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Badass woman
🍷Tura Satana, 1965🍷

Paparazzi swarmed her limo. She snapped off her 6-inch
🗡️stiletto🗡️ and hurled the heel like a dagger—shattered a camera lens.

Slipped the broken shoe back on, strutted the red carpet.
Glamour is the weapon.

#BodyAutonomy #RadicalElegance #BombshellEnergy #StilettoJane
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Guy was kinda nuts
“If God didn’t want us to worship women’s feet, why did he make toes that look exactly like little tiny penises?”
December 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Reposted by Reese Ackerman (human)
💃Anita Ekberg 💃
She chased paparazzi off her Roman villa with a bow and arrow — no apologies, no permission. A woman defending her autonomy with style and fire. In today’s age of surveillance and authoritarian creep, we need that energy. #BodyAutonomy #ResistFascism #RadicalElegance #ConsentCulture
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Every official statement today sounds like it got sanded down by five lawyers and a PR intern. Whole thing reads like: ‘Stuff blew up, don’t ask us to define stuff.’
#AccountabilityNow #WarByPressRelease
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Insane they keep calling these Venezuela strikes ‘targeted’ when nobody can tell you who was even on the damn boats. Just shapes on a radar, then smoke.
#Venezuela #USPolicy #ThisIsForeignPolicy
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Kinda at a loss here. The footage: no one asks what happens an hour later. Boom, smoke, then back to stock prices. Word from our sponsor. Then back to the markets.
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
imagine Donny trying to corner HER in a department store..would have given him something to have an MRI about
🍷Tura Satana, 1965🍷

Paparazzi swarmed her limo. She snapped off her 6-inch
🗡️stiletto🗡️ and hurled the heel like a dagger—shattered a camera lens.

Slipped the broken shoe back on, strutted the red carpet.
Glamour is the weapon.

#BodyAutonomy #RadicalElegance #BombshellEnergy #StilettoJane
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
News--"Strikes. Targets"

It’s a boat. With human beings on it. I don’t need the whole dossier to feel weird about the way they package this stuff like it's hardware news.

#sad
Karoline Leavitt made Admiral Bradley the face of the Caribbean strikes today, and it wouldn’t shock me if he became aware of this development at the same time we all did.

This administration is a failure, and accountability can’t come quick enough.
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Have at it with the body choice but ffs when you slap a pound of beef on your lips and hang straw off your head and shoot the dog...well kind of put yourself out there.

#KKKristi
Kristi Noem is an evil lacking-empathy cunt.

Also, she is physically ugly.

I said what I said.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
People love acting like their preferences are universal truths. No, man. You like what you like because of whoever raised you, whoever broke you, and whatever you still haven’t admitted to yourself.
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
People love acting like their preferences are universal truths. No, man. You like what you like because of whoever raised you, whoever broke you, and whatever you still haven’t admitted to yourself.
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Hustle culture is basically a kid in a hoodie and and a Rolex taking calls in a parking lot.
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Ha!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I get the humor. Personally I don't adjust the knob on my personality in response to other people.

I'm basically a grouch.
saw a woman today wearing a shirt that said:

WARNING
I match energy
so you decide
how we gon act
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM