Allen White (A Guy On The Internet)
@reallyguyreally.bsky.social
Weaponized autism. likes/follow's ≠ endorsement.
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Aguyontheinternet
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Aguyontheinternet
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
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193. the boys understand
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
193. the boys understand
I get some of y'all are puppy pilled, but can you please stop trying to drink out the toilet?
Please and thank you. ❤️
Please and thank you. ❤️
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I get some of y'all are puppy pilled, but can you please stop trying to drink out the toilet?
Please and thank you. ❤️
Please and thank you. ❤️
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“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
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Can someone make it culturally legible that a top Republican voice in the country thinks it’s very fun that he runs a non-consensual porn bot platform?
Are most republicans just unaware of this?
Are most republicans just unaware of this?
January 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Can someone make it culturally legible that a top Republican voice in the country thinks it’s very fun that he runs a non-consensual porn bot platform?
Are most republicans just unaware of this?
Are most republicans just unaware of this?
It's times like these that I'm glad I jumped ship. Twitter is a cesspool that continues to get worse as time goes on. The fact more people haven't made the move to a different platform already is bewildering. The modern Internet sucks.
January 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
It's times like these that I'm glad I jumped ship. Twitter is a cesspool that continues to get worse as time goes on. The fact more people haven't made the move to a different platform already is bewildering. The modern Internet sucks.
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The above Grok post was written in a response to a prompt *directing* Grok to write an apology and is NOT an official statement.
It’s part of a longer thread here: x.com/cholent_like...
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Part of the thread:
It’s part of a longer thread here: x.com/cholent_like...
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January 1, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The above Grok post was written in a response to a prompt *directing* Grok to write an apology and is NOT an official statement.
It’s part of a longer thread here: x.com/cholent_like...
[The image is no longer in the thread. The account that requested it has been suspended.]
Part of the thread:
It’s part of a longer thread here: x.com/cholent_like...
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Part of the thread:
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guys i'd love to switch to bluesky but at the nazi bar with the pedophile AI my posts get a bigger number next to the little picture of a heart
January 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
guys i'd love to switch to bluesky but at the nazi bar with the pedophile AI my posts get a bigger number next to the little picture of a heart
I fucking hate the fact that most fast food places don't have physical menus anymore. How am I supposed to know how much the munchkins at Dunkin cost when half the menu is nothing but advertising? Why do I need to ask the cashier how much they are instead of y'all just writing the price down? Wtf
January 2, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I fucking hate the fact that most fast food places don't have physical menus anymore. How am I supposed to know how much the munchkins at Dunkin cost when half the menu is nothing but advertising? Why do I need to ask the cashier how much they are instead of y'all just writing the price down? Wtf
If you start playing Iron Lung by King Gizzard at exactly 11:56:15, the new year will sync with the guitar solo.
December 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If you start playing Iron Lung by King Gizzard at exactly 11:56:15, the new year will sync with the guitar solo.
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I will never understand why they replaced community submitted subtitles for this nonsense
Real human people were happy and willing to make subtitles in a variety of languages for free, and the creator had full control of what submissions were used
And they GOT RID OF IT
Real human people were happy and willing to make subtitles in a variety of languages for free, and the creator had full control of what submissions were used
And they GOT RID OF IT
It finally happened. I finally ran into a Youtube video with that awful auto-dubbing feature turned on.
The video is an interview and it's... not even watchable now. Like the auto-dubbing is just saying random nonsensical words. 😭
Why did they ever think this was a good feature to implement?
The video is an interview and it's... not even watchable now. Like the auto-dubbing is just saying random nonsensical words. 😭
Why did they ever think this was a good feature to implement?
December 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I will never understand why they replaced community submitted subtitles for this nonsense
Real human people were happy and willing to make subtitles in a variety of languages for free, and the creator had full control of what submissions were used
And they GOT RID OF IT
Real human people were happy and willing to make subtitles in a variety of languages for free, and the creator had full control of what submissions were used
And they GOT RID OF IT
Merry Christmas, bitches.
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Merry Christmas, bitches.
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how it feels to show someone your oc
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
how it feels to show someone your oc
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I feel pretty good today
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I feel pretty good today
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I don't care HOW many free games you give me, I'm NOT using the Epic Games Store launcher.
December 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I don't care HOW many free games you give me, I'm NOT using the Epic Games Store launcher.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Over 15 years later and this Robin Williams joke still gets me.
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Over 15 years later and this Robin Williams joke still gets me.
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Jim Ward, the voice of Doug Dimmadome, Chet Ubetcha, Captain Qwark and more, has sadly passed away at the age of 66, his radio colleague Stephanie Miller confirms.
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Jim Ward, the voice of Doug Dimmadome, Chet Ubetcha, Captain Qwark and more, has sadly passed away at the age of 66, his radio colleague Stephanie Miller confirms.
"Hello, noncon fetish artist. I'd like to commission some *vanilla* art."
December 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"Hello, noncon fetish artist. I'd like to commission some *vanilla* art."
Took forever, but I finally got my King Gizzard book. Jason Galea's art looks amazing in this
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Took forever, but I finally got my King Gizzard book. Jason Galea's art looks amazing in this
Took forever, but I finally got my King Gizzard book. Jason Galea's art looks amazing in this
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Took forever, but I finally got my King Gizzard book. Jason Galea's art looks amazing in this
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