JD Vance's Couch
@realjdvancescouch.bsky.social
The official account of JD Vance’s Couch
#CouchesAgainstVance
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June 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
June 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I go inactive for over a month and I come back to see 2,000 fellow couches.
June 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I go inactive for over a month and I come back to see 2,000 fellow couches.
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April 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President
May 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President
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C't'une fois un gars, on va l'appeler @jd-vance-1.bsky.social qui rencontre un sofa, qu'on va nommer @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social .
Ils vécurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants. 🤗
Ils vécurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants. 🤗
June 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
C't'une fois un gars, on va l'appeler @jd-vance-1.bsky.social qui rencontre un sofa, qu'on va nommer @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social .
Ils vécurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants. 🤗
Ils vécurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants. 🤗
Maybe
I woke up and I’m not where I’m supposed to be. Am I in you?
@realjdvancescouch.bsky.social
@realjdvancescouch.bsky.social
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with the words how did i get here and where am i
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with the words how did i get here and where am i
media.tenor.com
May 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Maybe
Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President
May 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President
April 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Says the republican in a democratic hoodie.
April 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Says the republican in a democratic hoodie.
Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠
#JohnFettermanIsAMAGASellout
#JohnFettermanIsAMAGASellout
We’ve failed families for the last 5 decades by leaving students with disabilities behind while forcing parents and teachers to make up missing resources.
It’s past time we fix it.
It’s past time we fix it.
April 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠
#JohnFettermanIsAMAGASellout
#JohnFettermanIsAMAGASellout
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Damn dude it'd be real embarrassing if you voted to confirm the woman in charge of defending this in court.
March 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Damn dude it'd be real embarrassing if you voted to confirm the woman in charge of defending this in court.
Beautiful ratio.
As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump
#JohnFettermanIsASellout #FuckTrump
As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump
#JohnFettermanIsASellout #FuckTrump
April 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Beautiful ratio.
As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump
#JohnFettermanIsASellout #FuckTrump
As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump
#JohnFettermanIsASellout #FuckTrump
"Your gonna win so much you'll be tired of winning"-T/ump
*Crashes Economy*
*Crashes Economy*
WATCH: Trump calls his presidency “the most successful 100 days in the history of our country” as the market craters 🤔
April 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
"Your gonna win so much you'll be tired of winning"-T/ump
*Crashes Economy*
*Crashes Economy*
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Bad day to have China as your largest business partner.
April 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Bad day to have China as your largest business partner.
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Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.
April 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.
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All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.
April 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.
How do you add a reporter to a private Government group chat??? This administration is a joke.
March 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
How do you add a reporter to a private Government group chat??? This administration is a joke.
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🇺🇸ICE #FreeJasmineMooney🇨🇦
This is an illegal detention.
🇺🇸Wake up!!! Start fighting back!!!
youtu.be/dTsIzFryEBg
This is an illegal detention.
🇺🇸Wake up!!! Start fighting back!!!
youtu.be/dTsIzFryEBg
Canadian woman put in chains, detained by ICE after entering San Diego border
YouTube video by ABC 10 News
youtu.be
March 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
🇺🇸ICE #FreeJasmineMooney🇨🇦
This is an illegal detention.
🇺🇸Wake up!!! Start fighting back!!!
youtu.be/dTsIzFryEBg
This is an illegal detention.
🇺🇸Wake up!!! Start fighting back!!!
youtu.be/dTsIzFryEBg
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IS AMERICA GREAT AGAIN YET????
March 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
IS AMERICA GREAT AGAIN YET????