RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat
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Pinned
James K. Polk, National Portrait Gallery
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The Romans called the town Ivybridge because the name Forth Bridge was already taken.
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The Romans called the town Ivybridge because the name Forth Bridge was already taken.
I bought a small jar of Nutella in the States. Not that I can't get it here, but it was a special edition Xmas jar. I made it all the way through 45.5hrs of being home before I ripped the lid off. I won't tell you how much I ate, but I will say that I am now ill. This is why I never buy Nutella. 😋 🤢
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I bought a small jar of Nutella in the States. Not that I can't get it here, but it was a special edition Xmas jar. I made it all the way through 45.5hrs of being home before I ripped the lid off. I won't tell you how much I ate, but I will say that I am now ill. This is why I never buy Nutella. 😋 🤢
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Yes. This. Say it louder.
Starving people is violence. Intentionally starving civilians is a war crime.
Trump is committing war crimes against Americans.
Trump is committing war crimes against Americans.
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Yes. This. Say it louder.
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Just had a minor panic over mixing up my gas and electricity meter readings and wondering how in the absolute hell I could have used so much electricity when I was gone for a whole month
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Just had a minor panic over mixing up my gas and electricity meter readings and wondering how in the absolute hell I could have used so much electricity when I was gone for a whole month
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One of the things that kills me about all this is that it’s just, like, maybe ten guys.
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
One of the things that kills me about all this is that it’s just, like, maybe ten guys.
Nearly to Cardiff then it's a taxi over the hill to Philly. I am so thoroughly exhausted physically mentally and especially emotionally that i can't even bawl bc I am too damn tired 😫
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Nearly to Cardiff then it's a taxi over the hill to Philly. I am so thoroughly exhausted physically mentally and especially emotionally that i can't even bawl bc I am too damn tired 😫
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A short life to them, and a jolly death.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
A short life to them, and a jolly death.
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Right now is the time for people who have interesting things to write or make videos to get after it.
The media empires have kicked out all their talent, and people that want actual experts and not just talking heads who spew bullshit all day, are looking for people to support and follow.
The media empires have kicked out all their talent, and people that want actual experts and not just talking heads who spew bullshit all day, are looking for people to support and follow.
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Right now is the time for people who have interesting things to write or make videos to get after it.
The media empires have kicked out all their talent, and people that want actual experts and not just talking heads who spew bullshit all day, are looking for people to support and follow.
The media empires have kicked out all their talent, and people that want actual experts and not just talking heads who spew bullshit all day, are looking for people to support and follow.
"Speed and Velocity" on standby. Will I hit it right this time?? Two flights ago: three seconds late. Previous flight: three seconds early. Am I Goldilocks in this scenario??
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"Speed and Velocity" on standby. Will I hit it right this time?? Two flights ago: three seconds late. Previous flight: three seconds early. Am I Goldilocks in this scenario??
Onna plane. Back to the UK today. ... ☹️😢 😭 Sadness tempered by excellent election results. ........ Okay that's a lie. I am super sad to leave and simultanously joyful at the results. There's no tempering either way.
Zeke scored his own seat. ✌🏻💙
Zeke scored his own seat. ✌🏻💙
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Onna plane. Back to the UK today. ... ☹️😢 😭 Sadness tempered by excellent election results. ........ Okay that's a lie. I am super sad to leave and simultanously joyful at the results. There's no tempering either way.
Zeke scored his own seat. ✌🏻💙
Zeke scored his own seat. ✌🏻💙
Anyone who can figure out how to cram phi in there gets about 1.6 internet points.
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October 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Click on all images with a crown, ye mighty, and prove you're a human.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. I hope this email finds you well.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and no worries if not.
October 30, 2025 at 10:14 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Click on all images with a crown, ye mighty, and prove you're a human.
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Today’s Halloween poem is called ‘Come, take this hand in yours’.
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Today’s Halloween poem is called ‘Come, take this hand in yours’.
Safely landed, at gate, but plane packed so full I expect I'll just die of old age in situ
October 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Safely landed, at gate, but plane packed so full I expect I'll just die of old age in situ
🎵 Speed & Velocity at the ready ...
October 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
🎵 Speed & Velocity at the ready ...
Back to Ewark, Ew Jersey today. Taxiing to runway. You all are good rats and Zeke & I love you 💙 ✌🏻
October 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Back to Ewark, Ew Jersey today. Taxiing to runway. You all are good rats and Zeke & I love you 💙 ✌🏻
the united pilots said i could fly the plane ! >squeak< >squeak< >squeak< i told them they were better than delta >squeak<
they went red and said that was quite the compliment in atlanta >squeak<
they went red and said that was quite the compliment in atlanta >squeak<
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
the united pilots said i could fly the plane ! >squeak< >squeak< >squeak< i told them they were better than delta >squeak<
they went red and said that was quite the compliment in atlanta >squeak<
they went red and said that was quite the compliment in atlanta >squeak<
Cashier: "What can I get you?"
Me: (plaintive wail) "I just power-walked the entire length of the terminal for crullers and you have no crullers!"
Him: "I'm so sorry. Wait hang on…" (turns to doughnut case hidden behind counter) "I have one left!"
Me: "I'll take it I'll take it!!"
Him: (laughs)
Me: (plaintive wail) "I just power-walked the entire length of the terminal for crullers and you have no crullers!"
Him: "I'm so sorry. Wait hang on…" (turns to doughnut case hidden behind counter) "I have one left!"
Me: "I'll take it I'll take it!!"
Him: (laughs)
October 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Cashier: "What can I get you?"
Me: (plaintive wail) "I just power-walked the entire length of the terminal for crullers and you have no crullers!"
Him: "I'm so sorry. Wait hang on…" (turns to doughnut case hidden behind counter) "I have one left!"
Me: "I'll take it I'll take it!!"
Him: (laughs)
Me: (plaintive wail) "I just power-walked the entire length of the terminal for crullers and you have no crullers!"
Him: "I'm so sorry. Wait hang on…" (turns to doughnut case hidden behind counter) "I have one left!"
Me: "I'll take it I'll take it!!"
Him: (laughs)
Told the lady cleaning the restroom that I noticed and appreciated her work to keep the facilities clean and her face lit up in surprise and then gratitude.
I know y'all say things like this to people too. It's how the world should be and I work to make it so. 💙✌🏻
I know y'all say things like this to people too. It's how the world should be and I work to make it so. 💙✌🏻
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Told the lady cleaning the restroom that I noticed and appreciated her work to keep the facilities clean and her face lit up in surprise and then gratitude.
I know y'all say things like this to people too. It's how the world should be and I work to make it so. 💙✌🏻
I know y'all say things like this to people too. It's how the world should be and I work to make it so. 💙✌🏻
At airport. Security line looooong. It is unhappy and deeply wrong that TSA agents are not getting paid. I still don't like TSA. Will try not to antagonize them. But they always start it I swear to the gods. 🙄
October 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
At airport. Security line looooong. It is unhappy and deeply wrong that TSA agents are not getting paid. I still don't like TSA. Will try not to antagonize them. But they always start it I swear to the gods. 🙄
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we so earnestly believe money to be the root of all earthly ills, and that on no account can a monied man enter heaven.
October 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
we so earnestly believe money to be the root of all earthly ills, and that on no account can a monied man enter heaven.
Why the hell isn't my damn ticket showing up??!!
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United Airlines tix are not in the AXS app. 😳
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United Airlines tix are not in the AXS app. 😳
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October 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Why the hell isn't my damn ticket showing up??!!
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United Airlines tix are not in the AXS app. 😳
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United Airlines tix are not in the AXS app. 😳
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Yippee!!!!
~The Eastern, Atlanta GA
~The Eastern, Atlanta GA
October 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Yippee!!!!
~The Eastern, Atlanta GA
~The Eastern, Atlanta GA
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I’m the transmigration zone of the immaculate avian martyr
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m the transmigration zone of the immaculate avian martyr