HornyRights
ravethebird.bsky.social
HornyRights
@ravethebird.bsky.social
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Horny in a weird way. Sinshipsahoy on AO3 https://neospring.org/@ravethebird?page=1
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Can you interact/repost if you like mountain kyman p pls I gotta up my moots here
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Nobody is putting in the work that fujos put in making morty look fuckable for their rickory incest art I’d rather be on an oil rig
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That's so funny I literally did it on accident. Just blacked out and needed to post again
Watching Batman the animated series and I can't believe dick Grayson looks this angelic for a two part flashback ep and nothing else. Look at him. the boywife oat.
YOURE LYING?? WE'RE FINALLY FREE???
Rewatching robins reckoning just to admire THE boywife of all time
Nothing like being a washed up micro niche e celeb
Having Cartman parody Charlie Kirk didn't hit as hard bc mattrey is riding on the cultural understanding of Cartman built up in previous seasons. Peak Cartman is a megalomaniac bigot who is also a whiney pathetic pissbaby dumbass- as megalomaniac bigots often are. Now he's just an edgy contrarian
I've said it before but I don't like how watered down Cartman has become as the show has gone on. The last two eps in particular, he's just being self referential without actually doing anything. "My whole thing is being racist and edgy!" But I'm not seeing that
Kyle and Wendy being the two characters initially bitching about Clyde's nonsense? Because they are the same character? Because Kyle is a woman?
The latest ep feels so much like classic sp I feel myself becoming mentally ill again
I'm removed enough from my hyperfix to the point where pregnant Kyle doesn't make me blackout horny but there was a time man. There was a fucking time
Looking at my old sp fanart and while most of them look bad and/or are the result of shipping induced psychosis, there are a few where I legitimately fucking cooked
I'm sure the next 16 episodes and 4 specials will be all about him but for rn im sipping this episode like a fine wine
NEW SOUTH PARK EP AND RANDY DIDNT SHOW UP ONCE
I’ve seen the light and I accept that in omegaverse bruce would be an omega and dick would be an alpha but I refuse to let the logical conclusion come from that
DickKori this DickBabs that- ok well what if I want Bruce to be endgame? Huh? What if I want Dick to make out with his dad? None of you know what it is to suffer
My favorite BruDick trope is Bruce requiring *all* of his Tibetan monk training to stay focused on whatever Batman related task he’s on instead of zeroing in on nightwing’s fat ass perfectly encased in a skin tight suit. He can see it in his periph but Gotham needs him dammit
BruDick with absolutely no payoff. Just more tension, parallels drawn to other couples, lighthearted jokes about Nightwing mothering, and the full understanding between the two of them that the way they feel about each other is Not Normal.

They make me want to rip my hair out
BruDick is so real to me but I have such a hard time imagining them actually fucking or even becoming “official”. Real BruDick remains entirely subtextual. Dick is Bruce’s emotional anchor point, a bonafide co-parent to his supposed siblings, and fucking despises Bruce’s romantic interests. And yet.
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stylennyman aka kyle and his 3 fat dildos
No bc you’re literally correct
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