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raven von nordlabubuland
@ravennotexactly.bsky.social
film person (disputed), new yorker (disputed), chinese (disputed)
smfh
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
my dumbass bought polyester bedding in the dry beijing winter and there's so much static now my whole body lights up when i try to sleep
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
china might be one of the most phonebrained and gamerbrained countries out there wdym the ikea app, the food delivery app and the arthouse theater app all have a daily login streak system and you can just pay up in case you miss a day
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
ok i'll bite. ouch my teef
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
there's accidentally becoming important at your job and there's your boss expecting that the business trip you a newish employee is about to take will practically save the company
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
nothing i want to see at beijing's one rep theater next month which means i will be able to spend more on food than movies again! (this is a comment on the ridiculous ticket prices here not on how much i'm not eating)
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
they really need to let me upload my own gifs soon because that's supposed to make up 50% of my interminable and tedious posting on here
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i believe i am of at least average intelligence (figured out i could mix different presets in the cyberpunk character creator by tweaking some stuff in blender)
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
at least 3 of my mutuals
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
yeah welcome to zohran's new york motherfuckers the cuomintang don't run this place anymore
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
when the barbarian says something so banknote-phobic you gotta hit em with the kaifeng stare
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
when bi gan hits it big and white people start calling him "gan"
a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
flower
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
happy long day's journey into the night 59-minute oner day
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
ok sounds good
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
uh welcome back molotov and ribbentrop or something i’m very confused
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
for once i’m glad there aren’t enough leftists on here so that i’m
not subjected to the worst china discourse that’s consumed the other place
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
bluesky poster @ravennotexactly.bsky.social sustained a low-grade left posting finger strain and will miss 1 to 2 weeks, sources tell me
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
technically the cloudflare people could just hold the rest of us hostage like paul atreides at the end of the last dune movie
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
it has come to my attention that ken burns is using some sort of video game-y graphics for his new american revolution doc and i say it is our civil duty to shout "judas" at our screens if not the man himself for betraying his pan-and-zoom roots
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
CLAIR OBSWEEP
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
more like washedkira fraudsawa
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
i actually question if this actually happened (or if it's still relevant) since over the past year or two state mouthpieces have been repeatedly assuring everyone that we're in fact not in a deflationary spiral
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
there's this chinese saying "drawing a big cake" referring to the all too common practice of companies promising dividends from future successes while skimping on current employee benefits. mine isn't even doing that, they're just talking about how big a cake they once had lol
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM