Promised Consort Raquel
@raquelinere.bsky.social
She/Her. I’m small by human standards. Severe Hottie. Dad enjoyer and bad joke maker. I post a lot about shows I'm watching. A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a bitch.
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I hope when he dies Cena runs out and announces it the exact same way he did with Bin Laden
this is supposed to be like dab rig concentrate strength but in cartridge form, and it do be hitting
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
this is supposed to be like dab rig concentrate strength but in cartridge form, and it do be hitting
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pros of dating me: I can make chicken parm
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
pros of dating me: I can make chicken parm
I think her kids will be safest in an orphanage
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I think her kids will be safest in an orphanage
Malcolm in the Middle: a big thing about the show is Malcolm is always gonna get humbled, but one of the peak moments is when his crush tears him down after he fixates on why she doesn't like him back and she calls him out as being selfish and bitter and a jerk
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Malcolm in the Middle: a big thing about the show is Malcolm is always gonna get humbled, but one of the peak moments is when his crush tears him down after he fixates on why she doesn't like him back and she calls him out as being selfish and bitter and a jerk
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it should be illegal to make things expensive
September 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
it should be illegal to make things expensive
If you're racist you should also lose your housing and the love of your family along with losing your job
I wrote about why we should not celebrate someone losing their job, especially in today’s America, even when they’ve done terrible racist things.
Losing a job should also be harder and involve workers’ bodies not unilateral management decisions.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Losing a job should also be harder and involve workers’ bodies not unilateral management decisions.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
www.theatlantic.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If you're racist you should also lose your housing and the love of your family along with losing your job
I was in Silent Hill and I had to fight the nurses and they kept getting directly in my face and screeching and it was very upsetting
umm.. I just woke up from a nightmare and I need cuddles from a cute guy to cope
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I was in Silent Hill and I had to fight the nurses and they kept getting directly in my face and screeching and it was very upsetting
umm.. I just woke up from a nightmare and I need cuddles from a cute guy to cope
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
umm.. I just woke up from a nightmare and I need cuddles from a cute guy to cope
my mom thinks I very well could've extended my grandma's life by a day shy of 21 years because taking care of me while my parents worked gave her routine and something today and also I was just her friend and that's something my siblings can never have 😇
December 12, 2025 at 7:50 AM
my mom thinks I very well could've extended my grandma's life by a day shy of 21 years because taking care of me while my parents worked gave her routine and something today and also I was just her friend and that's something my siblings can never have 😇
I don't drink a whole lot in general but wine is the one type of alcohol I really don't understand the appeal of.
December 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I don't drink a whole lot in general but wine is the one type of alcohol I really don't understand the appeal of.
Malcolm in the Middle Posting: I think one smart decision the show makes is that even though Francis is still gonna fight Lois, the fact that the show keeps him away from the family means he has to fight other authority figures more. It'd be boring and upsetting if it always him fighting his mom.
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Malcolm in the Middle Posting: I think one smart decision the show makes is that even though Francis is still gonna fight Lois, the fact that the show keeps him away from the family means he has to fight other authority figures more. It'd be boring and upsetting if it always him fighting his mom.
I think the most insane beauty standard I've ever heard is when my grandma told me knees should look like peaches
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I think the most insane beauty standard I've ever heard is when my grandma told me knees should look like peaches
I'm gonna order a bunch of weed and Taco Bell tomorrow
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm gonna order a bunch of weed and Taco Bell tomorrow
ahhh my work gave everyone a bar of chocolate for Christmas
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
ahhh my work gave everyone a bar of chocolate for Christmas
there's some guys that I want to see my titties but I can't just dm them my titties so I'm waiting patiently for the darned site to implement locked accounts
December 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
there's some guys that I want to see my titties but I can't just dm them my titties so I'm waiting patiently for the darned site to implement locked accounts
I'm 17 and AFRAID of Sabrina Carpenter
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm 17 and AFRAID of Sabrina Carpenter
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noooo dont let fred durst collect the chaos emeralds!!
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
noooo dont let fred durst collect the chaos emeralds!!
the current deal between my cats is no fighting when I'm asleep, Luna gets to sleep between my legs and Annie gets any other spot
December 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
the current deal between my cats is no fighting when I'm asleep, Luna gets to sleep between my legs and Annie gets any other spot
I don't trust people who only praise whatever they're playing/watching because I genuinely get the vibe that they're so afraid of confrontation on any level that even a mild criticism of media upsets them.
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I don't trust people who only praise whatever they're playing/watching because I genuinely get the vibe that they're so afraid of confrontation on any level that even a mild criticism of media upsets them.
I just saw a white person say birria as "baria" and I'm upset
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I just saw a white person say birria as "baria" and I'm upset
god gives his worst shifts to his laziest soldiers
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
god gives his worst shifts to his laziest soldiers
I just have to get through tomorrow and then I have Friday and Saturday off 😌
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I just have to get through tomorrow and then I have Friday and Saturday off 😌
Malcolm in the Middle Posting: I like that there's an episode where Hal tells Lois she only fights with Francis to such a degree because they're so similar and it's immediately proven the next episode when he sees Francis challenging the commandant and why and it makes him proud
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Malcolm in the Middle Posting: I like that there's an episode where Hal tells Lois she only fights with Francis to such a degree because they're so similar and it's immediately proven the next episode when he sees Francis challenging the commandant and why and it makes him proud
I got very chill parents who just let me watch whatever and I'm thankful because it allowed me to actually develop my taste in shows and stuff, my mom could've made me watch Barney and Cailou and she didn't and I'm better for it
i feel so fortunate that my parents were not very strict or puritanical at all with my media consumption as a kid. i played Vice City when i was like 9, which in retrospect is the correct age to appreciate GTA
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I got very chill parents who just let me watch whatever and I'm thankful because it allowed me to actually develop my taste in shows and stuff, my mom could've made me watch Barney and Cailou and she didn't and I'm better for it