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The best thing to come out of Gus Van Sant’s Psycho remake was this recording of Herrmann’s score.
January 16, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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I was thinking about that 1980s James Bond movie where everybody's trying to get their hands on a Fabergé egg for some reason

And then I realized:

It's an Egg McGuffin.
January 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
January 15, 2026 at 6:13 PM
fucking this! 👇
January 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
None of this matters today because everyone is looking at their phones trying to figure out lightning lane, mobile ordering, genie plus, line wait times while their kids watch Bluey on their iPads. youtu.be/-So9bpVyb8M?...
Disneyland Handcrafted | “It’s a Miracle” Official Clip | Debuting January 22
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January 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I try not to crap on the stupid shit that people are into.
January 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
January 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Predator Badlands, which I saw in a movie theater, is a movie that I have been afraid to discuss publicly because I didn't think it was as great as everyone else was saying.
January 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
i really like amy poehler's big old glasses
January 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Currently pinned on my Apple Music
January 7, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
If you’re going to this, say hi to me. If you’re watching it online… um… still say hi
Live in LA or SF and have always wanted to come to a George Lucas Talk Show? Great News! We have some shows coming up in the next 2 weeks! Come out, say hi! Would love to see ya!
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
In-N-Out got our order so wrong that it made me sad.
January 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Usually it’s director John Glen.
What the heck?
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Stevi got me Hades II for Christmas. I haven’t played Hades, and it took a bit to figure out what was going on, but I like that there’s no tutorial. Everything is set up very deliberately and I feel rewarded for accepting everything and going with the flow as opposed to having my hand being held. 👍
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January 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Doordasher on their phone approaching my door
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January 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Sylux fucking sucked ass! Felt like it was cheating the whole final battle. By the way, it’s nuts that this opening cutscene from the trailer is the only time you see Metroids in the game.

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond completed!
Difficulty: Normal
Items: 100%
Scans: 93%
Time Played: 22:50
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January 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
My new year resolution is to get all my friends to finally subscribe to my god damn green lantern YouTube channel
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January 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
It’s about time!!
Today on @thedigitalbits.bsky.social website – EXCLUSIVE: Speed Racer (2008) is coming to 4K in 2026 & Happy New Year from The Digital Bits!
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December 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
the more i see clips of the new stranger things, the more i realize that i made a good choice to not continue after season 1
December 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Imagine feeling the need to put a Bible verse in your bio. I feel like putting a Wikipedia entry is much cooler
December 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

VODKA BOOBS ASS
WINE
PUSSY
MARRIAGE

Well, one of those is true 🤣
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

Wine
Money
Friend
December 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Unless there is some magical event where all the assholes of the world disappear, 2026 isn’t going to be any different than 2025.
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December 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
How I’m walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM