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@queng.bsky.social
· Jul 16
[to the tune of hey jude] gay dudes
[jigsaw voice] i want to eat a meal
August 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
[jigsaw voice] i want to eat a meal
idea for a band set closer: calling in a bomb threat
August 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
idea for a band set closer: calling in a bomb threat
I have soiled myself
August 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I have soiled myself
I have declared queng war
August 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I have declared queng war
i will never stop fighting for the right to threaten nudie magazine vendors with violence
August 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
i will never stop fighting for the right to threaten nudie magazine vendors with violence
let’s not be reckless with such a glorious hog
August 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
let’s not be reckless with such a glorious hog
if alan Dershowitz meets me in the Outback Steakhouse parking lot in 20 minutes i’ll feed him all the pierogis he wants
August 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
if alan Dershowitz meets me in the Outback Steakhouse parking lot in 20 minutes i’ll feed him all the pierogis he wants
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i often receive compliments from women for my 'threatening aura'
July 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
i often receive compliments from women for my 'threatening aura'
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when will the powers that be relieve us from these doomed wanderings in search of “beautiful scoundrels”?
July 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
when will the powers that be relieve us from these doomed wanderings in search of “beautiful scoundrels”?
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[sung by seth rogen to the tune of the boy with a thorn in his side]
the dude with a bong in his ass
the dude with a bong in his ass
July 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
[sung by seth rogen to the tune of the boy with a thorn in his side]
the dude with a bong in his ass
the dude with a bong in his ass
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barack obama is finally going to prison for the crime of denying he got gay brain in that limo
July 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
barack obama is finally going to prison for the crime of denying he got gay brain in that limo
consider
horses wear sunglasses at the Cool Ranch
August 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
consider
i have perused the literary offerings and i find your train station waiting room library ‘risible’
August 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
i have perused the literary offerings and i find your train station waiting room library ‘risible’
civilians could never understand the struggle against calls to go woke
August 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
civilians could never understand the struggle against calls to go woke
ain’t no way them toys had a story
August 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
ain’t no way them toys had a story
ive got some fillibuster for ya right between these cheeks if you pick up what im laying down
August 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
ive got some fillibuster for ya right between these cheeks if you pick up what im laying down
there is no reason to resist my pungent love
August 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
there is no reason to resist my pungent love
the ladies in my book club have informed me they have grown weary of my ‘fatuous’ requests to explore the animorphs genre of literature
August 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
the ladies in my book club have informed me they have grown weary of my ‘fatuous’ requests to explore the animorphs genre of literature
an essay on the perils of hwite foolishness
August 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
an essay on the perils of hwite foolishness
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w’all have contemplated the cartoonishly fat horse
July 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
w’all have contemplated the cartoonishly fat horse
okay mister classic rock if meshuggah arent good then how come bow buhdow bow buhdow bam bam bam bahduhduh bow bom bow buhdom bom buhdowbuhduhduh jiggadigga bow jiggadigga bow bom
August 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
okay mister classic rock if meshuggah arent good then how come bow buhdow bow buhdow bam bam bam bahduhduh bow bom bow buhdom bom buhdowbuhduhduh jiggadigga bow jiggadigga bow bom
double-breasted horses
July 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
double-breasted horses
w’all have contemplated the cartoonishly fat horse
July 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
w’all have contemplated the cartoonishly fat horse
a gratuitous horse for a gratuitous poster
July 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
a gratuitous horse for a gratuitous poster