Fang The Queer Monkey
@queermonkey.bsky.social
35yo|Queer|Trans Non-Binary: They/Them/she/her|Married ENM/Polyam|7 years Sober|Handler to Rudy & Thumper|partner to @kiebepup.Bsky.social|Monkey named Fang aka Banana Bussy 💖🍌🐒
Back in my day, this used to mean something. Kids today don’t know.
Sick day comfort watch.
Sick day comfort watch.
February 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Back in my day, this used to mean something. Kids today don’t know.
Sick day comfort watch.
Sick day comfort watch.
Guess who’s been home with a cold the last couple of days!!
February 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Guess who’s been home with a cold the last couple of days!!
Controversial yet brave opinion, Rob Zombie’s “Halloween” duology is for elite tier horror girlies.
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Controversial yet brave opinion, Rob Zombie’s “Halloween” duology is for elite tier horror girlies.
Do you ever get the urge to just body shame someone? Like, just lay into them for no reason. I do. Lizzo taking ozempic was my 13th 9/11. Like, what is even going on now.
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Do you ever get the urge to just body shame someone? Like, just lay into them for no reason. I do. Lizzo taking ozempic was my 13th 9/11. Like, what is even going on now.
Fair warning!! I’m under the weather right now and cannot be held responsible for the things I said while I was on the sauce*.
(*tussin)
(*tussin)
February 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Fair warning!! I’m under the weather right now and cannot be held responsible for the things I said while I was on the sauce*.
(*tussin)
(*tussin)
No new pictures. Where are you mentally
February 3, 2026 at 4:17 AM
No new pictures. Where are you mentally
Who runs this account:
February 3, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Who runs this account:
I love how gay guys will gatekeep inconsequential nonsense. Like, y’all will post “look at me in this sexy garment” then someone will politely ask where you got said garment & y’all be like “google it”, “[Catty Emoji Response]”, or ignore as if someone wearing the same thing would be unacceptable.
February 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I love how gay guys will gatekeep inconsequential nonsense. Like, y’all will post “look at me in this sexy garment” then someone will politely ask where you got said garment & y’all be like “google it”, “[Catty Emoji Response]”, or ignore as if someone wearing the same thing would be unacceptable.
Really curious why this popped off? Are y’all attracted to my husband? You think I’m a chaser? Boy aquarium catching some Heated Rivalry fags?
Btw: I’m a tranny, he’s 12 years older than I am, we’re polyamorous, and mixed race as he’s Jewish and I’m Native American. In case y’all wondering.
Btw: I’m a tranny, he’s 12 years older than I am, we’re polyamorous, and mixed race as he’s Jewish and I’m Native American. In case y’all wondering.
16 years together! Spending our anniversary on a trip to the boy aquarium.
February 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Really curious why this popped off? Are y’all attracted to my husband? You think I’m a chaser? Boy aquarium catching some Heated Rivalry fags?
Btw: I’m a tranny, he’s 12 years older than I am, we’re polyamorous, and mixed race as he’s Jewish and I’m Native American. In case y’all wondering.
Btw: I’m a tranny, he’s 12 years older than I am, we’re polyamorous, and mixed race as he’s Jewish and I’m Native American. In case y’all wondering.
16 years together! Spending our anniversary on a trip to the boy aquarium.
January 31, 2026 at 2:17 AM
16 years together! Spending our anniversary on a trip to the boy aquarium.
They’re strapped up and I’m strapped in 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Strapped for Friday? Ground breaking 😛
January 30, 2026 at 10:46 PM
They’re strapped up and I’m strapped in 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Everyone lower your wig collection to half staff in honor of our legend gone too soon.
January 30, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Everyone lower your wig collection to half staff in honor of our legend gone too soon.
Scene stealer. Show stopper. Comedy legend and icon. She will be missed and never forgotten.
Rest in peace Catherine, and THANK YOU SO MUCH for the laughs and your presence.
Rest in peace Catherine, and THANK YOU SO MUCH for the laughs and your presence.
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Scene stealer. Show stopper. Comedy legend and icon. She will be missed and never forgotten.
Rest in peace Catherine, and THANK YOU SO MUCH for the laughs and your presence.
Rest in peace Catherine, and THANK YOU SO MUCH for the laughs and your presence.
January 29, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I think my co-workers are trying to tell me something.
lol, they both didn’t like the sugar free version but I do so I got free soda. 😝😝
lol, they both didn’t like the sugar free version but I do so I got free soda. 😝😝
January 28, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I think my co-workers are trying to tell me something.
lol, they both didn’t like the sugar free version but I do so I got free soda. 😝😝
lol, they both didn’t like the sugar free version but I do so I got free soda. 😝😝
January 28, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Post 4 dick pics to defend your dick card
Two of the three covers are on my wall and the man is inked on my body.
Two of the three covers are on my wall and the man is inked on my body.
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Post 4 dick pics to defend your dick card
Two of the three covers are on my wall and the man is inked on my body.
Two of the three covers are on my wall and the man is inked on my body.
I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this: develop a new personality trait other than bullying people for still using Snapchat or being over 30 and using it. It’s stranger you have opinions on people using an app than them using it. It’s fine you don’t hit it doesn’t make you better.
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this: develop a new personality trait other than bullying people for still using Snapchat or being over 30 and using it. It’s stranger you have opinions on people using an app than them using it. It’s fine you don’t hit it doesn’t make you better.
Oh look, conventionally attractive person discovers pup hood. Not buying it.
I’m gonna need a list of childhood & adult traumas contributing to your need to engage in animal based disassociation and verify you’re not just using kink for clout. A list of animal based “hear me outs”* as well.
I’m gonna need a list of childhood & adult traumas contributing to your need to engage in animal based disassociation and verify you’re not just using kink for clout. A list of animal based “hear me outs”* as well.
January 28, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Oh look, conventionally attractive person discovers pup hood. Not buying it.
I’m gonna need a list of childhood & adult traumas contributing to your need to engage in animal based disassociation and verify you’re not just using kink for clout. A list of animal based “hear me outs”* as well.
I’m gonna need a list of childhood & adult traumas contributing to your need to engage in animal based disassociation and verify you’re not just using kink for clout. A list of animal based “hear me outs”* as well.
The LAYERS to this are hilarious.
January 27, 2026 at 9:08 PM
The LAYERS to this are hilarious.
Reposted by Fang The Queer Monkey
The gay porn dudes are truly holding onto their Twitter accounts as they crumble into the sea of right wing AI nazi predator nonsense.
January 27, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The gay porn dudes are truly holding onto their Twitter accounts as they crumble into the sea of right wing AI nazi predator nonsense.
Can you tell it was leg day? Be honest. 😈
January 26, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Can you tell it was leg day? Be honest. 😈
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
My top two are my long time loves: Fiona Apple & Gorillaz but Madonna dropping Confessions on a Dance Floor THAN performing with Gorillaz was revolutionary.
My top two are my long time loves: Fiona Apple & Gorillaz but Madonna dropping Confessions on a Dance Floor THAN performing with Gorillaz was revolutionary.
January 25, 2026 at 11:56 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
My top two are my long time loves: Fiona Apple & Gorillaz but Madonna dropping Confessions on a Dance Floor THAN performing with Gorillaz was revolutionary.
My top two are my long time loves: Fiona Apple & Gorillaz but Madonna dropping Confessions on a Dance Floor THAN performing with Gorillaz was revolutionary.
On my car, I have a sticker that says “suck dick, punch Nazis” and it’s fun, looking at reactions in the rearview mirror, trying to decipher what people are offended about.
January 25, 2026 at 11:29 PM
On my car, I have a sticker that says “suck dick, punch Nazis” and it’s fun, looking at reactions in the rearview mirror, trying to decipher what people are offended about.