Fang The Queer Monkey
@queermonkey.bsky.social
35yo|Queer|Trans Non-Binary: They/Them/she/her|Married ENM/Polyam|7 years Sober|Handler to Rudy & Thumper|partner to @kiebepup.Bsky.social|Monkey named Fang aka Banana Bussy 💖🍌🐒
Controversial yet brave opinion: Violet Chachki out of drag isn’t that attractive…
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Controversial yet brave opinion: Violet Chachki out of drag isn’t that attractive…
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
As the year ends, let us remind each other that there is no music streaming service that is morally superior to the other, because they all fund or support some form or level of genocide, and underpayment of artist. Also judging people for paying/not paying for a specific service is classist!
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
As the year ends, let us remind each other that there is no music streaming service that is morally superior to the other, because they all fund or support some form or level of genocide, and underpayment of artist. Also judging people for paying/not paying for a specific service is classist!
For anyone looking for employment, PLEASE, properly name your resume/cover letter files! Also, do not AI generate your cover letters or resumes. Most companies/institutions still use actual people to review documents and I guarantee you, we hate to see AI slop.
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
For anyone looking for employment, PLEASE, properly name your resume/cover letter files! Also, do not AI generate your cover letters or resumes. Most companies/institutions still use actual people to review documents and I guarantee you, we hate to see AI slop.
Somehow, I cobbled together 8 consistent years without any booze or drugs. It’s been LITERALLY a life beyond my wildest dreams because literally at one point in my life, I didn’t think I would make it past 25. Now, I’m 36, sober, & living one day at a time.
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Somehow, I cobbled together 8 consistent years without any booze or drugs. It’s been LITERALLY a life beyond my wildest dreams because literally at one point in my life, I didn’t think I would make it past 25. Now, I’m 36, sober, & living one day at a time.
Just in case anyone wondered the McDonalds Grinch socks are 0 Calorie
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Just in case anyone wondered the McDonalds Grinch socks are 0 Calorie
The “Eating Out” series was my “Heartstopper” and I was happy about it!
these whippersnappers have simply never lived through peak Terrible Gay Cinema. we’re losing the sacred texts
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The “Eating Out” series was my “Heartstopper” and I was happy about it!
Controversial yet brave opinion: just because you’re “caged and plugged” at an event, doesn’t mean WE need to know. Or, if you’re going to advertise it as such, prove it or you’re just lying for clout and clickbait.
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Controversial yet brave opinion: just because you’re “caged and plugged” at an event, doesn’t mean WE need to know. Or, if you’re going to advertise it as such, prove it or you’re just lying for clout and clickbait.
When we talk about supporting small queer businesses, think about supporting SNEAKERMASK. I ordered something I’ve been wanting for a while from them but I have a jock from them that I love and shows the quality of their up-cycling work.
Sale ends in less than 24 hours. Hurry up, bitches.
sneakermask.com
sneakermask.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When we talk about supporting small queer businesses, think about supporting SNEAKERMASK. I ordered something I’ve been wanting for a while from them but I have a jock from them that I love and shows the quality of their up-cycling work.
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
36 💖
36 💖
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
36 💖
36 💖
When I talk about going hunting, this is what I’m after 😍😈
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
When I talk about going hunting, this is what I’m after 😍😈
Currently working on getting my mom’s decorations up, gonna get my tree up when I get home later 💖💖💖
FAGGOTS WHO WAIT UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING TO DECORATE FOR CHRISTMAS MAKE SOME NOISE
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Currently working on getting my mom’s decorations up, gonna get my tree up when I get home later 💖💖💖
Thanksgiving Halftime Shows have had Post Malone and Jack White… remember when they had GOOD half time shows… bring back Carol Channing!
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Thanksgiving Halftime Shows have had Post Malone and Jack White… remember when they had GOOD half time shows… bring back Carol Channing!
It took no time for @kiebepup.bsky.social to flirt with me about stuffing me for thanksgiving. Truly I am blessed to have these humps stuffed by a loving sexy pup partner.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It took no time for @kiebepup.bsky.social to flirt with me about stuffing me for thanksgiving. Truly I am blessed to have these humps stuffed by a loving sexy pup partner.
I LOVE the originals and I have enjoyed this new series for its continuing story. I am VERY excited for the concluding chapter! 🤩
THE STRANGERS are returning to screens for one last bloodbath in 2026, and a new trailer for CHAPTER 3 has just arrived.
THE STRANGERS CHAPTER 3 Exclusive Trailer And Release Date
THE STRANGERS are returning to screens for one last bloodbath in 2026, and a new trailer for CHAPTER 3 has just arrived.
dlvr.it
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I LOVE the originals and I have enjoyed this new series for its continuing story. I am VERY excited for the concluding chapter! 🤩
As a Native American, seeing people trash a holiday that is often associated with the genocide of your people is VERY FUNNY! Like, it’s the one thing that makes me feel/understand how MAGA people view the “woke mob” with the level of micro aggression people grandstand on.
a tree in the middle of a forest with a plant growing out of it
ALT: a tree in the middle of a forest with a plant growing out of it
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
As a Native American, seeing people trash a holiday that is often associated with the genocide of your people is VERY FUNNY! Like, it’s the one thing that makes me feel/understand how MAGA people view the “woke mob” with the level of micro aggression people grandstand on.
I really hate the “do you remember this… “ notifications because 99% of them are just pictures of my ass.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I really hate the “do you remember this… “ notifications because 99% of them are just pictures of my ass.
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once
The Newsroom is a VERY underrated show in both comedy and commentary about the 24 hour news cycle and journalistic integrity.
The Newsroom is a VERY underrated show in both comedy and commentary about the 24 hour news cycle and journalistic integrity.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once
The Newsroom is a VERY underrated show in both comedy and commentary about the 24 hour news cycle and journalistic integrity.
The Newsroom is a VERY underrated show in both comedy and commentary about the 24 hour news cycle and journalistic integrity.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
I don’t mind disappointing people when it’s my fault, that’s accountability. I hate disappointing people when it’s someone else’s fault. Ugh, work needs to be over this week.
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I don’t mind disappointing people when it’s my fault, that’s accountability. I hate disappointing people when it’s someone else’s fault. Ugh, work needs to be over this week.
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
🎶I've done wrong, and I wanna suffer for my sins
I've come to you 'cause I need guidance to be true
And I just don't know where I can begin
What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed to the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love🎶
I've come to you 'cause I need guidance to be true
And I just don't know where I can begin
What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed to the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love🎶
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
🎶I've done wrong, and I wanna suffer for my sins
I've come to you 'cause I need guidance to be true
And I just don't know where I can begin
What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed to the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love🎶
I've come to you 'cause I need guidance to be true
And I just don't know where I can begin
What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed to the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love🎶
This is just a reminder that Guy Branum is not funny. He’s just loud and gay… there’s only bitterness in there.
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is just a reminder that Guy Branum is not funny. He’s just loud and gay… there’s only bitterness in there.
This cock don’t play games… it wins them 🥵😍
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This cock don’t play games… it wins them 🥵😍