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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 1d

(Eddie Vedder singing) R G Floooooow

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 8d

One of my students today told me lethal company is "friendslop", and I don't think I understand what that means

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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 19d

ds9 where incels attack risa honestly incredible and prophetic

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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 28d

This posting sucks.

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 28d

Evidently they do not have a "Stand Your Ground" law in Parma

Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 29d

pretend Homer's sash says "Archbishop"

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 29d

Frabrice del Dongo upon meeting a manservant on the road to Parma:

"I'll Do It! I'll Rob The Kwik-E-Mart!"

YouTube video by DinnerWith Burly

www.youtube.com

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · Sep 7

By age 30 you should have a palace with a dozen suitors competing for your wife’s hand in marriage

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · Aug 9

Calvinism has been around for a while now

LOWρUF🐸 🇵🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · Aug 9

New heresy just dropped

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · Aug 8

You look very impressive in that outfit, Quantum Computer Janitor. Can I help you?

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · Aug 5

I don't think we came to a decision

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · Aug 5

Flashing back to 2002, where I'm sitting in my Pastor Kid neighbor's bedroom trying to decide if the lyrics to "Chop Suey" were pro or anti Christian

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · Jul 22

Just ran the table at the ham radio license exam, achieved the highest level possible on my first go. Shoutout to my buddy John David Jackson for making this victory possible

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Zoomer Antimillenarian ♨️ @surcomplicated.bsky.social · Jul 20

The Pope has a math degree, it should be noted. Probably the first Pope who knows what a metric space is.

Eleanor Courtemanche @ecourtem.bsky.social · Jul 20

Here’s an American who still believes in science! 😄 😛 Future funding source??

Pic from Instagram of Pope Leo showing off the Vatican’s own astronomical observatory— opened in 1891 to prove that all the unpleasantness about Galileo was deep in the past

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · Jul 17

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Jul 14

A blond female Philly Phanatic says "I don't know if we should be doing this." Another one with an Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction haircut looms over her seductively. The blonde one stares into her eyes as the Uma one puts her hand up to the blonde-ones Birdo-like orifice. The blonde one, with feigned reluctance, says "your husband is my boss." They kiss deeply. At the Toxic Yuri Writer's Group: Philadelphia chapter, a hot and bothered woman says to her friend "yeah, this is some good shit right here..."

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · Jul 14

My father used to say, "Some day you'll understand there's nothing more important to a man than having a powerful magnet." Then he'd use his powerful magnet to catch a passing car, and robbing the people inside was how we got by. Glad I've given you a better life *points submarine magnet out to sea*

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · Jul 14

This is my takeaway from the game “Super Mario Sunshine”

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · Jul 14

Bowser begat Bowser Jr. via parthenogenesis

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · Jul 1

purely psychosomatic

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Stephen Menendian @smenendian.bsky.social · Jun 26

After 15 years of research, drafting, revision, citation & formatting work, submitting to publishers and working with editors, I am overwhelmed and excited to announce that my new book on structural racism is coming out Monday! belonging.berkeley.edu/structural-r...

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · Jun 25

Fabrice del Dongo, returning from Waterloo:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NUo...

Buster's Awards

YouTube video by supreme millipede

www.youtube.com

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · Jun 24

Collapsing from relief after my spies report to me that my mistress is not actually trying to bang her nephew (who is not actually related to her, but none of us know this)

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · Jun 23

Exercise: How fast is this Ocyptamus fuscipennis flapping its wings?

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Michael Senters the Sigillite, ABD. (Yang Wen-li stan) @mikesenters.bsky.social · Jun 22

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