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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · 2d

When you turn up your volume to scroll porn in the videos tab but then get to the one video out of 100 that just has blaring fuckass EDM over it for no reason

A meme image of a man angrily removing his headphones

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · 14d

Okay so like, y'all see the reflection in this image, right? Because I feel like it's, like, REALLY prominent. But I shared this as a moment on Scruff and I keep getting replies that don't notice it and think I'm just actually bragging about my TV! Am I crazy?

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · 14d

"I HAVE to be a size queen because I have a big butt so I need something that can reach past these cheeks 😌"

An image from Futurama of Morbo saying, "Windmills do not work that way!" but the caption has been edited to say, "buttcheeks do not work that way!"

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Buck Harder 🔜 PS Leather Pride / IML Boot Dad * BLM ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻 @buckharder.bsky.social · 24d

We can do better. We must do better. ❤️

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · 15d

A photo of my turned off television, reflecting me standing in front of it holding my hard cock. Text reads, "y'all like my TV? The screen is a matte finish so it shouldn't be too reflective."

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · 17d

"I love not bring kinky, it's great to be able to have regular sex and not require [x thing] to get off!" Wait, do you seriously think kinksters don't also have regular sex? What, do you also think teachers live at school and milk comes from brown cows? What are you, 4?

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · 17d

@ Scruff, if your Moments camera is gonna turn every image sideways the second the camera is 0.000001 millimeters off level then at least let us rotate the image instead of just telling us to crop a 16:9 image into 9:16. Like oh yeah thanks, the guys will go wild for this picture of my belly button.

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · 17d

"Oh when we say we like musk we mean like a guy who jogged for precisely 0.002 seconds immediately after hopping out of the shower, not like actual body odor, that'd be gross!" Speak for yourself, weakling. I want the ball smell to singe off my eyebrows like Patrick in that one Spongebob episode.

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · 21d

Happy Fat Cock Friday! Kind of cheating cos these are from last night when I needed to blow about a week's load (look how full my balls are), but it's Friday and I'm posting my fat cock 🤷‍♂️

View from below of me nude in a computer chair, hard cock and full balls in the foreground

Side view of me reclining in a computer chair holding my hard cock

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · Sep 23

Some after work stress release from yesterday

Me laying nude in bed with my hard cock and tight balls in the foreground

Me laying nude in bed holding my hard cock

My cum on my stomach on the foreground, my hard cock in the background

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Cheesemo93 @cheesemo93.bsky.social · Sep 19

@ NYC gays, idk how accurate this is but I've seen several TikToks, some from lawyers, stating that cruising entrapment is back. Essentially they use apps like Sniffies or irl cruising tactics to initiate cruising, then arrest you for lewd behavior if you engage. So, be careful out there!

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · Sep 19

Good morning and happy FCF!

View from below of me nude sitting on a couch, hard dick in the foreground

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · Sep 15

Monochrome Monday!

Black and white photo, low angle of me sitting nude and erect on a couch, balls very full in the foreground

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · Sep 11

Good morning I'm God's horniest soldier. Plus a softie from last night

Me reclining in a computer chair holding my hard cock

Me laying shirtless in boxer briefs in bed, the waistband pulled down to reveal my soft dick and balls

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · Aug 30

Come lick the gym musk off dad's balls while he finds us a movie to watch

Me sitting on the couch going commando in some shorts, the leg pulled up to reveal my hard dick and loose hairy balls

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · Aug 29

Habbee Eff See Eff

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Oct 20

Always repostin'

"Every time you repost this capy a transphobic state legislator dies."

Baby capybara on a trans flag colored background.

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · Aug 27

Like it's okay to not be into stuff! It's even okay to find it unpleasant! But being uncomfortable is not the same as being harmed, and therefore does not call for judgement or punishment 🤷‍♂️ just relax, click mute, and move on with your life.

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · Aug 27

What I do when I see a kink I don't personally want to see: click mute and move on.
Like it's not that hard. Not everything needs a speech. Seeing something you're not into or even find unpleasant isn't an affront to you personally, the internet is a big place, fucking relax.

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · Aug 24

Been a horny pup lately

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Pup Rex @puprex93.bsky.social · Aug 24

I'm sorry, you can be the hottest, coolest, funniest person on this app, but if you spam-repost your own content until I straight up cannot see anyone else I'm following after minutes of scrolling, I'm gonna have to mute you.