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Dumbass Pyro

@puppypyro.bsky.social

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NSFW 18+ 24/Bi/Single/exhibitionist🧡Kinky BoarBernard in Massachusetts🧡He/Him🧡Nerdy Dumbfuck🧡Domleaning Switch🧡Gooner (Weird/gross Kinks) and Wanna-be Cub🧡 in my slutty himbo era~

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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · Oct 16

So I just wanna warn newer followers that yes I am handsome..... but also I'm an unapologetically disgusting furry gainer that likes vore of all kinds, slobs, pervy old men, dubious consent, farts, diapers, and I wanna be butchered for meat. So like hi there~

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Hupadup @hupadup.bsky.social · 1d

Capitalism bad and all but a gruff fat old dude smoking a cigar while in a business suit would fix me

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Homemadebeef @homemadebeef.bsky.social · 2d

Uhhh… I think dad just found your box of diapers while helping you unpack for college 🫣📦

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Pibbalt P. Stinkman @pibbaltium.bsky.social · 3d

He let you lick his ass ONCE and now your mouths on his pipe while he jerks off everytime he calls you over

He gets pretty aggressive and demeaning about it but he’d never tell you he can’t cum now unless he’s had his ass sucked and you’ve given him a spit enema

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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 2d

Pink really is your color <3

Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 2d

I think I have a MAJOR crush. Got those butterfly feelings >////<.

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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 2d

My dick likes basically everything, from cold to hot to pain to pleasure. He's just really needy. 🥴

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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 2d

That wont help.... HE LIKES THE COLD.

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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 2d

HE WONT GO DOWN AND I AM TRYING TO LOCK HIM UP.

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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 2d

You got me squealing hehehe.

Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 2d

I have done almost this exact scene before.... poppers are a weakness of mine 😅

Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 2d

Jekyll/Hyde dom/sub idea.
The hyper masc dom has you in shackles, he's teasing and tormenting you but as soon as he get a whiff of the poppers a chemical reaction happens in his brain and he is on the ground with his ass up, his eyes are huge and begging, he deeply need you to take his reigns.

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AnotherMeekOne @anothermeekone.bsky.social · 2d

Getting your cock sucked by a hypnosnake, bobbing up and down on your meat, and with every thrust, your cock gets a bit bigger, gotta be big enough to satisfy the hungry reptile. 10 inches, 11 inches, 12 inches, bigger and bigger, throbbing for the snake...

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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 2d

Damn.... I need a man to knock me up HEAVILY.

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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 3d

You're spitting~

Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 3d

I am so excited for Of Monsters and Men's new album in a couple days. They havent made a single bad track and there sound is ever evolving.

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AnotherMeekOne @anothermeekone.bsky.social · 3d

Kaa's the resident jungle hypnotist but I need King Louie to zonk me. Serve the swingin' king, eat his ape ass, dance around with him, make a monkey out of me...

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🐩SnoopJAY🐩 @snoopjay.bsky.social · 20d

CW: Father/Son

Easton is really give it to Eugene.

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KenjiDeSade @kenjidesade.bsky.social · 3d

I get off on the idea of having a sly little around who coyly fucks with me in cute, innocent, and frustrating ways.

Today's thought stream: Dads put kiddo down for a nap and decides he's going to try and sneak off to try and get a little "Dad Time".

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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 3d

Hehe of course so you can keep an eye on my playdates while in the kitchen, you'll have to keep the video monitor on you. Cant let your lil boi outta sight while he plays with his playdate pushing him onto big toys and "choking hazards". Its rough work raising a piglet. 🐽🥰

Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 3d

This was seriously such a good read dad. I would love to run your ragged with a cute lil smile. 🥰

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Drad After Dark 🦖🌑 @ratedkforkothu.bsky.social · 3d

Crazy how psychological studies featured in LRP say "be at peace with what makes you sexually excited and you'll be good", annihilating centuries of sexual taboos, misinformation about being "depraved" and social shame because of shitty close-minded systems.

Who could have known? (<- ironic tone)

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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 3d

Really need a hung cock fucking me so hard my ass talks back~

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∘⊰ Spooky the Orc ⊱∘ @roogytheorc.bsky.social · 4d

Whether you believe it's real and need to understand why it's not, or you already get it and need a link to arm yourself against misinformation, here ya go ♡

www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...

An article from Psychology Today

Headline: Science Stopped Believing in Porn Addiction. You Should, Too

Subtitle: What does it mean that religion, not porn use, predicts porn-related problems?

David J. Ley, Ph.D

Updated April 4, 2025

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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 3d

Still getting use to this smaller cage so not exactly in it all the time yet. But you'll know when I do >;3

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Dumbass Pyro @puppypyro.bsky.social · 3d

Happy monday! Enjoy me showing off in my BDU bottoms~

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🔞 Hyema 🔞 @skippysbonezone.bsky.social · 4d

if an even bigger guy eats your boyfriend... HE is your boyfriend now thats just how it works

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