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crabby run goon, things of that nature.
if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
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if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
pfp: @sammy.studio
Pinned
new people are following me:
fuck the police
fuck the democrats
fuck liberals
fuck white people
fuck america
fuck borders l
fuck the troops
fuck the military
fuck the courts
fuck the law
fuck men
fuck the artist
fuck the art
fuck gender
fuck the nuclear family
fuck chocolate chip cookies
fuck RHCP
fuck the police
fuck the democrats
fuck liberals
fuck white people
fuck america
fuck borders l
fuck the troops
fuck the military
fuck the courts
fuck the law
fuck men
fuck the artist
fuck the art
fuck gender
fuck the nuclear family
fuck chocolate chip cookies
fuck RHCP
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when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
good monster run monster
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
good monster run monster
peanus horts so bad
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
peanus horts so bad
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I believe that the Joker eats ass. I believe that the Joker eats ass better than anyone in Gotham. I believe the Joker wants to eat Batman's ass so bad it made him crazier.
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I believe that the Joker eats ass. I believe that the Joker eats ass better than anyone in Gotham. I believe the Joker wants to eat Batman's ass so bad it made him crazier.
I want that skwinkle obliterated
I like saying "skwinkles" as much as I like eating skwinkles. top tier candy
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I want that skwinkle obliterated
we're doing thanksgiving today.
the nephews are weighing themselves to see who gained the most at dinner (1.2 lbs current lead)
the nephews are weighing themselves to see who gained the most at dinner (1.2 lbs current lead)
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
we're doing thanksgiving today.
the nephews are weighing themselves to see who gained the most at dinner (1.2 lbs current lead)
the nephews are weighing themselves to see who gained the most at dinner (1.2 lbs current lead)
this happened to Steve Zahn once, it was terrible
Trump got his dick stuck in a the turkey. They don’t know how he did it bc he can’t get erect anymore. Two secret service members died extracting him from the bird.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
this happened to Steve Zahn once, it was terrible
good monster run monster
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
good monster run monster
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Funniest adult content tag in awhile
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Funniest adult content tag in awhile
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good monster
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
good monster
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either die a cousin or live long enough to see yourself become the unc
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
either die a cousin or live long enough to see yourself become the unc
slamming spindrifts like theres booze in them
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
slamming spindrifts like theres booze in them
"I'm going to machine a depression at both ends"
when the metal-working video hits you right in the chest
when the metal-working video hits you right in the chest
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"I'm going to machine a depression at both ends"
when the metal-working video hits you right in the chest
when the metal-working video hits you right in the chest
we are the children of the tofurkey-dogs you couldn't push around the plate enough
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
we are the children of the tofurkey-dogs you couldn't push around the plate enough
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The only AI I’m talking about is “AI want another slice of pie”
Politics, football and movies are among the many topics that tend to come up around Thanksgiving.
In 2025, a new question may arise at the table: Why the heck is everyone talking about AI, and what should I know about it? https://cnn.it/48i1z4p
In 2025, a new question may arise at the table: Why the heck is everyone talking about AI, and what should I know about it? https://cnn.it/48i1z4p
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The only AI I’m talking about is “AI want another slice of pie”
I'm going to invent goth mommy thanksgiving, to help us thru these trying times
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I'm going to invent goth mommy thanksgiving, to help us thru these trying times
good monster run monster
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
good monster run monster
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the absolute hardest anybody has ever gone in the history of going hard
November 28, 2024 at 3:34 PM
the absolute hardest anybody has ever gone in the history of going hard
black bean pies are so fucking good, It's going to be hard to not just make that my thanksgiving dinner, hot diggity.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
black bean pies are so fucking good, It's going to be hard to not just make that my thanksgiving dinner, hot diggity.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM