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punzer.bsky.social
Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton
@punzer.bsky.social
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crabby run goon, things of that nature. if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa. anti-capital collectivism (communist) head of the good monster / run time industrial complex. 📍PDX pfp: @sammy.studio
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · Nov 10
new people are following me:

fuck the police
fuck the democrats
fuck liberals
fuck white people
fuck america
fuck borders l
fuck the troops
fuck the military
fuck the courts
fuck the law
fuck men
fuck the artist
fuck the art
fuck gender
fuck the nuclear family
fuck chocolate chip cookies
fuck RHCP
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 2h
Teck Noir
A closeup of a teck deck toy skateboard being "ridden" and kicked up by two fingers in black and white
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 2h
let the onion buy the whole operation in six months for pennies lol
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 2h
So, you know how you bought Infowars, right?

Well what if...
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 3h
good monster run monster
it's 41 degrees out it's punzer doing his bits
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 13h
run time
its 51 degrees out it's punzer out
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 13h
talk about confederacy of dunces lmao
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 13h
Hudson Hicks Goreman Vazquez Drake Apone Frost and I don't know if you count Bishop

it's in my dna
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 13h
This is a Tracey Walter stan account

bsky.app/profile/punz...
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · Oct 19
Tracey Walter is, to me, the most iconic henchman of all time. He's set the standard. Not too into the bit, not too big to refuse to wear the getup, has a face made to scowl and grin with equal parts worminess and menace, Bob The Goon is the kind of team player that wins championships
some guy in clown makeup, standing next to the fucking icon Tracey Walter's Bob The Goon.
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 15h
I can tell that's drowning pool because the bassist had that shaved head + ponytail in the back that a few guys did.
Like the bassist from Texas Hippie Coalition (do not listen)
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 21h
sometimes the walk to work is brutally soul crushing in it's own way, you know
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 21h
I am once again tapping the sign:

www.pastemagazine.com/politics/don...
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 21h
Sunny and 54°, the kind of weather that makes you want to call out of work...
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
💪💪
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
it rips, ngl. Light hoodie and I could run for hours 😩
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · Mar 27
I have good taste, you understand
Zon Legacy 5 with transparent natural satin over... bubinga? Zon Legacy 4 in natural satin over flame maple Zon Legacy 4 in transparent satin over claro walnut Zon legacy 5 in Olympic white
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · Mar 27
thinking about those zons....
Zon Legacy 5 with an olive top and Seymour Duncan Blackouts. Possibly Zebrano. Or Myrtle. Zon Legacy 4 in metallic (lake placid) blue Zon Legacy 5 in dark transparent blue over what appears to be ash Zon Legacy 5 in emerald green transparent over figured maple
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · Mar 27
a good way to initiate courtship with me is to simply DM me and directly state your intentions.

however, if you called Joe Zon and had him build a Legacy 5 string with EMG pickups & black hardware, under 9 lbs. Whatever neck gets closest to 2" at nut, but standard 1.87" (1 & 7/8ths) is fine too
Zon Legacy 5 with Bartolini soap bars (P2 I think) pickups in turbo configuration. This. This with EMG 40Ps. Maybe 45P. Zon Legacy 5 with ash body and natural satin stain. Outside possiblity it's olive, but the grain is pretty pretty definitely ash Zon Legacy 4 in piano black Zon Legacy 4 in natural satin stain over... not positive but like 90% Koa
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
good monster run monster
it's 40 degrees out it's punzer doing his bits
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
listening to this live version of Cockroach King, thinking about her 😔😔😔

youtu.be/cfCMB4VV-ec?...
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
can you buy a shiv a beer? does it have a j-pay?
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
you're dynamite?
you'll win that fight?
you're a power load?
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
Rim Geaper? man I hate star wars....
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
run time
it's 47 degrees out it's punzer out
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
Take a shot every time a Phineas and Ferb song fuckin rips.

try not to die
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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 1d
taking shots and watching cartoons
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
you ever just... fall in love....
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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 1d
Free her!!!
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