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Elise // 24 // she/her // Temporarily embarrassed lowbie// Bluesky’s gayest, shitpostingest Evertonian // I’ve never read Hegel and you can’t make me
Antoine Chigurgh but instead of a coin it’s a deck of cards and he’s playing ride the bus
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Sometimes I think I’m normal and then I remember that I have a discord full of people who saw my fridge and immediately offered to mail me food and cookware
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
KEON COLEMAN!!!! let's goooooo
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It is with an impossibly heavy heart that I must hand it to Joey Bosa this one and only one time
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Tre White common success
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I ask for exactly two things:

Don’t lose to divisional teams who you are clearly better than
Don’t lose to Aaron Rodgers

The bills have failed on one count this year, if they do on both I . Well. Ok I won’t cry but I’ll WANT to
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
In less than 36 hours I have bought, read, been emotionally ruined by, and written 1500ish words about, a book.

One of the Boys
puddlesposting.beehiiv.com/p/one-of-the...
One of the Boys
What could have been, and what cannot be.
puddlesposting.beehiiv.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Rick James having a big day fly fishing call that a super creek
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It’s only bottoming if it’s from the bottom region of France
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Guy across from me on the train is very loudly trying to convince bus friend to come out and do shrooms with him
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“Can You Take Me Gyre” - Themes Of Social Disintegration And Uncertainty In The Discography of Creed. *Music and Science*, 2019, pp50-71
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
What if it was New Gramscire. And Antonio got his own state in New England
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
if there’s a hell, arlo guthrie, i will see you there
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Towards a Unified Theory of Elise // Gratitude
puddlesposting.beehiiv.com/p/towards-a-...
Towards a Unified Theory of Elise // Gratitude
puddlesposting.beehiiv.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Oh my God yes
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
🏈🐦‍🔥🤘

Ricoh Mirai 105 + Harman Phoenix II 200
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Kojima game about cruising would go hard tbh
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What do you mean the Panthers are good now. That’s illegal they can’t do that
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Most stressful 90 minutes of my life, fuck

3 points though babeyyyyty
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I have never seen that happen in my life and I think we’ve seen two Everton players’ last games for the club today
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What if it was new gork city. And it was all Sebastian Gorka
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Sad but in unintelligible ways
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Smoking on the shit that kills the Protestant in my head
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It occurs to me that I should probably get a little more normal and have more of a social life. That would be good for me I think.
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My girl cucking me by pegging Alan Ritchson call that my princess being in another castle
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM