Patrick
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Patrick
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I don't understand anything. I never did.
There has to be some kind of Three Stooges reference somewhere.

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December 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I actually have thoughts on a Hallmark Christmas movie my wife makes me watch!

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A ★★★½ review of Our Italian Christmas Memories (2022)
Yes its a Hallmark movie and I actually got something to say about one. Im as shocked as you since there really is nothing to say about any of these. So this one has the gimmick of....ALZHEIMERS! And ...
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December 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Marge, I like to be alone with the X.

Are you gonna post there?

.....yes
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ant-Man can't carry a movie and the Kang storyline is officially pointless. But at least Quantumania looks pretty.

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A ★★★ review of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
I love writing about the MCU and equating them to wrestling storylines(I'm of the belief that if the MCU counted as a wrestling promotion it would've been the best promotion of 2019). Then to my horro...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
People think Liam Neeson could be as funny as Leslie Nielson....the theory was sound even if the execution isn't all there.

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A ★★★½ review of The Naked Gun (2025)
I guess bringing back Naked Gun isn't the worst thing in the world. You have to make any and all gags, get a deadpan person as the lead and include the Weird Al cameo. The 2025 version has all three. ...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Film you've seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR or Marvel:
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Gene Kelly makes his version of Fantasia. Complete with dancing with cartoons! But sadly, this is not the movie where he danced with Jerry, from Tom and Jerry.

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A ★★★ review of Invitation to the Dance (1956)
Gene Kelly's Fantasia! A bunch of segments that feature nothing but dancing...one of which is Gene Kelly dancing with cartoons! For what it does, its fine. The dancing is good but for anything more th...
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December 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The audacity of the MCU to try to make Rocket Raccoon a main eventer.

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A ★★★½ review of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
Guardians of the Galaxy 3 has one audacious goal. One key question that it must answer for the future of the MCU. Can they make Rocket Racoon a legit main-eventer? We all know that the MCU has a horri...
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December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I got my YouTube recap...so this is pretty nice.
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Marvels is a good study on how to kill off the main event aura of Captain Marvel, limit Ms. Marvel to second-tier comedic relief and failing to make Monica worth while.

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A ★★½ review of The Marvels (2023)
Note: This was written in 2024....it is no longer the biggest disaster of the MCU. Yes, it's the biggest disaster of the MCU. At least in terms of making any new main eventers, esepcially since Captai...
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December 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Why CODA is more than a family drama with a deaf gimmick.

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A ★★★★½ review of CODA (2021)
Troy Kotsur gives one of the best male performances of the 2000s. Yes the century! It elevates what is really a standard family drama with a deaf gimmick into something thats...well real. CODA works e...
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December 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The best day of Christmas....Spotify Wrapped day!

#musicsky #spotify #wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It took 25 years but Tim Burton made a movie I liked again.

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A ★★★½ review of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
So about 10 or so years ago, I watched the then-recent Tim Burton Big Eyes. By that point I soured on him and his collabs with Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter but Big Eyes had different folks in ...
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December 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Mylo thinks shes one of the demons in this Doom mod.

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December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Me and my wife's yearly Christmas movie.

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A ★★★½ review of The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
This is me and my wife's Christmas tradition movie. Superior songs and acting by Michael Caine make this as cozy as a warm blanket.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Maybe this Oz Perkins isn't as good as people say he is.

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A ★★½ review of Longlegs (2024)
I gotta say that it's craftsmanship is immaculate. The camera work and the sound design is just perfect. Shame that the story is nonsensical, the acting is flat and the dialog is lifeless. Even Nicola...
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December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
All versions of the Christmas Carol are equally inferior to Flintstones Christmas Carol.

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A ★★★ review of A Christmas Carol (2009)
I wonder when Charles Dickens saw this he questioned what he did to deserve this flat and flavorless adaptation. Which would be impressive considering hes dead and all. But its the only thing I can th...
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December 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Subtitles for Turok 2 is a huge game-changer....I could barely hear whats-her-face giving me objectives in the cutscenes
Turok and Turok 2: Seeds of Evil have been updated on all platforms! 🦖🦕

Patch Notes:

- Turok: bit.ly/Turok-Patch-3
- Turok 2: bit.ly/Turok2-Patch...
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Why remaking Road House was always a fools errand. Especially seeing a shirtless Post Malone

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A ★★½ review of Road House (2024)
Road House 1989 is such a lighting in a bottle of cheesy cinema that any attempt to redo it is in a horrible catch-22 situation. You need the throat ripping, the fucking guys in prison, the explosions...
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December 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Watching CODA and I think its safe to say that Troy Kotsur is giving one if the best male acting performances of the 2000s. Yes, the century.

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December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Sisu is a hilarious joke disguised as an action movie.

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A ★★★★ review of Sisu (2022)
Sisu is a hilarious joke disguised as an action movie. I'm serious! You go and describe the plot, from a to z including the last line and you can easily see a stand up comic telling this. That is what...
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November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Reposted by Patrick
One of the biggest problems with AI is that people really don't know how to spot it and label everything they can't understand as AI. So frustrating.
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Its that time of the year to say that all Hallmark and Hallmark-adjacent Christmas movies are equally inferior to the Christmas Prince trilogy.

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November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Finally adding some more reviews on Letterbox. Here's what I wrote about Joker Folie a Deux

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A ★★ review of Joker: Folie à Deux (2024)
The quality downturn between this and the first Joker is horrorfying. Now I'm not saying the first Joker was some masterpiece, outside of Joaquin Phoenixs masterful performance the movie itself was OK...
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November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Studio Exec: Hey Robbie Williams, we have a pitch for you.

Robbie Williams: OK, Im listening.

Exec: We want to make a biopic of you...as a monkey!

Robbie: Its the animal I was meant to be baby!

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A ★★★½ review of Better Man (2024)
Do you know who Robbie Williams is? If you're American like I am, the answer is probably not. Take That never had a cultural footprint here...despite Back For Good going top 10 here before they broke ...
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November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM