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properwicked.bsky.social
jaaake 🎃👻
@properwicked.bsky.social
900 followers 230 following 770 posts
just a guy being a dude oscillating between dimensions 😎
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 6h
just made a greek salad so bad i feel like i need to formally apologise to the country of greece and its diaspora
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 1d
there might be an orange clock in a box
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 2d
things would be so much better if more people's worlds revolved around me
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 2d
it's actually a burden to be fun to be around
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 3d
if you live within 10km of the airport you should be able to apply for a full refund of the uber home
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 3d
wishful thinking ;)
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 3d
🚩 marked safe from a weekend at the gold coast
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 3d
it's so good that they put the internet on planes
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 3d
well i could never bring myself to wear colour but i am all about the shoeless lifestyle!
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 3d
i know i'm so good at being from melbourne but i think i could really make being from the gold coast work
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 3d
went and got yo-chi and when i put my yogurt on the scale the girl at the register said "woooww!"
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 3d
kids should have to leave the hotel pool when i want to use it, but their hot dads should have to stay
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 4d
time does not exist on the gold coast
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 4d
from the right angle, ocean is sky
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 4d
calories work differently on the gold coast
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 4d
ghosts live in the sunshine too
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 4d
love to beach :)
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 4d
it's implied
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 4d
i have simply assimilated to the culture of the gold coast
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 4d
no shirt, no shoes, no problem!
the official outfit of the gold coast
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 4d
hi
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 5d
i'm going to pass out here on the sand and when i open my eyes i'm going to have teleported back to melbourne
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 5d
mate i have had so much weed and sugar today i think i am going to die here on the beach at surfers paradise on the gold coast
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 5d
i love to be thrilled
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jaaake 🎃👻 @properwicked.bsky.social · 5d
love to awkwardly stand in front of the burning fright nights sign
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