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Why are you reading this when you could be watching #SEVERANCE

The US Dictator-In-Chief/ #1 Epstein client is purposely ruining every American's life to directly enrich his own. Never forget what you see these next four years.
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Have you ever wanted a Switch friend who's played over a hundred hours of Picross S+? Have I got a friend code for you:

SW-1707-0297-6209
Am I the only one who used to think Zero Suit Samus just meant she took her suit off and now has zero suits
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
WOOOOO
@propertyofyeti.bsky.social has swears! They've used 438 profanities in their last 3,153 posts.

🥇 "fuck" (82 times)
🥈 "shit" (79 times)
🥉 "fucking" (59 times)
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@profanity.accountant why the fuck not, do me
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"Non-compatible with Western civilization" is the most Holocausty phrase I've heard in the 21st Century
In case you thought you were safe bc you aren't one of his currently identified enemies to kidnap and deport, take a look at this line:

"and remove anyone who is not a net asset to the United States, or is incapable of loving our Country..."

No one is safe when a bully is in charge.
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Wait they still play basketball on tv?
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
This administration has provided a huge test of America's ability to enforce its own laws and constitution. A test America has completely failed.
So Pete Hegseth ordered war crimes and would be facing the death penalty of Pam Bondi did her fucking job.

#JustSaying.
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Today I paid a dollar for two @cardsagainsthumanity.com games. And I won't even go to jail for it like last time
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Yep, 4 years of Presidential action is negated because of a bootleg tweet. Yesiree
so none of what he’s saying is real btw
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm getting so many 33% discount codes from Cards Against Humanity's Black Friday thingy that....fuck it

PISSY-DEATH-CHUNK-7BAA7

Someone take this, that's good until 12/8
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
2 likes?!? Yeesh this popped off
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Sports
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Anyone getting tired of being told to boycott everything? Boycotts that almost never have real effects? I'll never purchase anything from Nestle but the rest of them I don't give a shit
Brands under ⁦‪#Campbell’s‬⁩ 👇🏼
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Reposted by Nate the Pluribus Stan 🌎
I think people really do not have enough disdain for politicians.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
How is there already a Season 3 of Z-A it's been out for like a month
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I'm thankful for the failing health of dictators. But god can it please fail faster
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Reposted by Nate the Pluribus Stan 🌎
The oldest resident of the San Diego Zoo has died.

Gramma the Galapagos tortoise was believed to be 141 years old.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Thinking of renouncing atheism just so Trump will be in hell in my worldview too
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I still haven't bought Silksong and at this point it's purely to piss people off
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Guys the new Pluribus is out RIGHT NOW! They released it early to not clash with Thanksgiving! Fuck yeah
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I just paid with a dime for the first time I can remember. I had 6 cents left to pay after using up a gift card. Handing the cashier a solitary dime from my car made me feel like I was living in the '40s. Might has well have been buying penny candy and an ice cream soda
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
@ninjigalaxy.bsky.social I was playing Mario Heardle and finally recognized a song from the first second of it, it's the Galaxy credits, but the game said it was the title screen for Mario Party 1. Don't know what happened there but reporting it
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Automata's been fixed on Switch 2! Guess I'm going back in to get more endings
November 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
So obviously this screenshot is here for the whole "It's f*cking stability updates again" thing but why is the 3ds so big? I assume it's to simulate a Switch on too and Switch 2 on the bottom
Nintendo Switch / Switch 2 firmware update

Ver. 21.0.1 (Released November 24, 2025)
Switch 2 en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/...
Switch en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/...
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Toy Story 5 can fully redeem itself if Woody just says "Jessie, we have to cook"
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Happy Namco-mas to meeee
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM