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If I don't know you, and no followers in common, and your profile is default, I'm likely going to block you. Esp if you have no posts.
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There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
huh, turns out we lost nothing of value when Paul Walker (fast and furious movies) died.

sick fuck was known for dating 16 year olds.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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If you're looking for a high quality block...
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Whether this was random street crime or targeted political violence, I think it was bad for the president to unnecessarily put the National Guard in harm’s way like this. They simply don’t need to be there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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National Guard members should never have been deployed in Washington, DC.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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This is horrific news the day before Thanksgiving. I’m thinking of the National Guard members who were shot, their loved ones, and their fellow servicemembers.

This kind of violence is chilling and unacceptable. It must be strongly condemned in no uncertain terms.
2 National Guard members shot in an ambush attack just blocks from the White House
Two West Virginia National Guard members who deployed to the nation’s capital have been shot just blocks from the White House in a brazen act of violence that the mayor described as a targeted attack.
apnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
fun fact: you can just eat parts of a sandwich if it's to much energy to make a sandwich
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
lololol @ the looks of pure horror when you mention "yeah another part of the tooth fell out a bit ago" to someone xD

granted, maybe alarm bells should be ring'd, considering that parts of a tooth are falling out, with zero pain xD
but like doing anything about it means a phone call.... ..
yeahno
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
we need more speed cameras
more red light cameras
prison time for being a shitty driver
automatic revoked driver privs based on age.
we need to absolutely destroy the concept of bad driving.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
random reminder that getting laid off is a death sentence where there is no coming back from.
do anything in your power to prevent it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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DC Mayor Muriel Bowser announces she will not seek a fourth term
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
\o/
DC Mayor Muriel Bowser announces she will not seek a fourth term
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Did the turkey also storm the Capitol on January 6th?
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
tried to watch
Frankenstien, nope not interesting.
King of New York, nah. the saw guy is to young.
Stargate Atlantis 1982309th rewatch: aww yes. *awaits for when Ronin Dex joins* 🤤
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
when you take a blaze it photo, and accidentally end up with a nice photo.

'member kids: smoking is good for you >.>
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
o.O is there no way to stop the "donate to signal" prompt that shows on signal every so often?
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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I need to figure out if this is still happening before making this year's holiday plans coz I feel like I could have missed an entire world of bullshit if I had gone in 2023 and talked to someone ripadip.
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
if you ever wanted a johny cash song to actually be good: here you go ^_^

youtu.be/UD5DgzxFRjg
Wuki - Ring of Fire [Official Visualizer]
YouTube video by Wuki
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
honestly, if you think this is a good idea please do it.
please please please.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
As some of yall travel for the holidays, if you have old relatives: this might be a good time to make sure they're still safe driving.

and stand your ground if you know their drivers license must be revoked.

(if you don't and they end up killing someone driving....)
^_^
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
AI has infected cat pooping.
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i want a tv show about farming where they get all the terms wrong.
but in ways that us non-farmers wouldn't quite catch.
which would cause more and more people to call a combine a tractor
and a tractor a truck
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Metaphors are lossy compression for concepts.
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I bet Taylor Swift releases experimental music that she actually likes and challenges her under some psudeoname on SoundCloud with 20 followers and no one has figured it out.
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
lol i think the bribe check from tina peters finally cleared
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM