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Loona @impputonhold.bsky.social · 3d

"Yeah, this is I.M.P. Who the fuck do you want us to murder?"

a cartoon character is laying on the floor looking at a cell phone .

ALT: a cartoon character is laying on the floor looking at a cell phone .

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𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐌 @sinnersmustdie.bsky.social · 3d

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"You would not believe the level of crazy some bitches are about me. Had this one chick who was talking about stuff from my life /I/ could barely remember. Major creepy vibes."

Adam let out a small laugh.

"Well, they say never meet your heroes, so I hope I don't disappoint."

Elisabetha @fluffyrebel.bsky.social · 4d

“I’m not one of those obsessive fans, no need to worry about “back off he’s mine grr” vibe from me.”

She then laughed softly.

“I heard stories about you. I — I honestly never would have thought of ever get a chance to meet ya. And no? I’m not a suck up. Don’t worry about that-“

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"A couple months or so, it hasn't been so bad. There are occasional trouble makers, but they don't tend to bother me long. So what kind of fan are you, I wonder? Obsessive? Historical? Or you another sinner who thinks they can get me to drop my guard by playing suck up..?"

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

|| Even then, sometimes folk will read it in your bio or pinned and then blatantly ignore it anyways 😭

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"A couple months or so, it hasn't been so bad. There are occasional trouble makers, but they don't tend to bother me long. So what kind of fan are you, I wonder? Obsessive? Historical? Or you another sinner who thinks they can get me to drop my guard by playing suck up..?"

Elisabetha @fluffyrebel.bsky.social · 4d

“Oop-! Sorry!”

She lowered her voice and went up to him.

“I am Elisabetha but some people call me Lisa, Beth, or Vanith. It’s uh nice to meet you~! You’re new, aren’t you?”

She whispered lowly, her ears lowered a bit.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

Oh god, another person who knows about him---

"Hey uh- maybe not so loud please-"

Glances around, sure he was getting more comfortable down here, but there were still plenty of folk who'd want trouble if they saw him.

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ﾟ･:*✿ 𝙀ᴠᴇʟʏɴ 🪽 @guidingwings.bsky.social · 5d

𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦.
𝘈 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴

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♬⋆.˚ 𝐕ᴇɴᴜs @ittybittyvee.bsky.social · Jul 31

ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴜᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʟᴜʟʟᴀʙʏ
ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ʀɪɴɢɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍɪɴᴅ

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

Oh god, another person who knows about him---

"Hey uh- maybe not so loud please-"

Glances around, sure he was getting more comfortable down here, but there were still plenty of folk who'd want trouble if they saw him.

Elisabetha @fluffyrebel.bsky.social · 4d

@progenitorofman.bsky.social

“No way!! No freaking way!!! You’re Adam! The first man!!”

Cue her little tail wagging. Wait. Should she even be excited for this guy??? Maybe. She seems happy and quite bubbly. She does seem excited anyway.

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

|| Shameless selfplug---

@felineofflames.bsky.social

I want my cat to meet more sinners and hellfolk 👀

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

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Adam @helliz4eva.bsky.social · May 18

🎸Admin is Toby/Nitro
🎸26 years old, MINORS DNI
🎸shit poster but also lit Adam rper
🎸pls no politics, transphobic shit, etc. no drama either.
🎸this account is for rp and shit posting purposes
🎸assume everything after this post is ic pls
(Continue in the comments)

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"I mean- she should've expected it was posisble---

Dying is kind of a risk of being the commander of an army-

It's not like she can't just get a permit to come to hell. It's pretty easily actually cause no one ever is in the lineup."

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 4d

🪽 “It’s Jasmine. And it’s kinda hard not too when all of Heaven can hear her cries of anger….we all know how close you two were….”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"When did you start keeping track of my relationships..? Kinda creepy there, Marigold-"

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"When did you start keeping track of my relationships..? Kinda creepy there, Marigold-"

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 4d

🪽 “It’s…just a shock…”

She licked her paw, using it to clean her ear.

“By the way, your 3rd girlfriend is missing you. You should probably let her know you’re not dead.”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"And..? I died... and ended up here, I've been here months--- why is everyone so shocked all of a sudden? Feel like I've missed something. People watched me fall out of the sky into Pride, and yet people keep checking to see if I'm real..."

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"No kidding, gotta be a real shit show if it's got you sitting here internally panicking."

He said with a sly grin.

"What's going on this time? They sending Gabriel? Michael?"

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

~Some direction."

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

Adam would follow along

"Sounds good to me, tell ya what. When we are done for the day afterward, I'll grab that case of beer I've got in the fridge, and we can enjoy a few well-earned drinks. So where exactly do you want to start? Remember, I wasn't an architect like you. Gonna need~

Cain. The first sinner @fatherofmurder.bsky.social · 4d

"Massive meeting hall for the family and buisness meetings. Zabathon wanted one for a while."

[The first sinner said with a crack of his own neck as he stepped outside to the building area. Where all the meterial was already laid out.]

"You ready? Cuz i dont think well be done in just one day."

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

~Make myself useful."

He said while cracking his knuckles.

"So what we building?"

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"And..? I died... and ended up here, I've been here months--- why is everyone so shocked all of a sudden? Feel like I've missed something. People watched me fall out of the sky into Pride, and yet people keep checking to see if I'm real..."

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 4d

🪽 “…..Do you not remember being stabbed?”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"Honestly? I just needed an excuse to be an asshole, the fuck were you even on about?"

Adam being curious? Well, that's a change.

"I've never seen you staring off like that. Or serious for that matter... you know what scratch that I've seen you partly serious."

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"Am I supposed to be dead..?"

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 4d

🪽 “Why is Adam still alive?”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"Who says no one has? I just don't go around bragging about it."

He said while rubbing the back of his head with a laugh.

"Couple sinners have given it a shot, although they usually give up when they realize I still have some of my powers."

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 4d

🐙 “I guess you got a point there…”

He smiled at him, actually looking happy for once.

“I’m surprised no one’s tried to kill ya. Considering you lead the exterminations and what not.”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"That's a misinterpretation of scripture. A genre of music can't be inherently satanic, although individual songs can be written that way. Technically, any music can be considered divine."

He shrugged gently.

"Look I say if it gets your head banging the fuck does it matter?"

He then laughed

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"Don't say sorry to me, I know you don't mean it. Don't be a coy dickhead, just say what you mean."

Salt-
Salt in every word.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"Can't even let me dream can you..?"

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 4d

"... Wouldn't actually kill me."

He's still thinking to himself.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"Is it about not breathing anymore?"

Seems even spending several months now in hell hasn't mellowed the fallen angels' sense of resentment toward Lucifer.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"That's a misinterpretation of scripture. A genre of music can't be inherently satanic, although individual songs can be written that way. Technically, any music can be considered divine."

He shrugged gently.

"Look I say if it gets your head banging the fuck does it matter?"

He then laughed

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 4d

🐙 He laughed.

“But all my life I was told rock music is satanic? Are you telling me it’s actually holy music?”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"Yeah? Maybe I'll give you a couple of free CDs to take home with you. Happen to love rock, and I could introduce you to some wicked tunes."

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"Yeah? Maybe I'll give you a couple of free CDs to take home with you. Happen to love rock, and I could introduce you to some wicked tunes."

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 4d

🐙 “Eh. The usual….swimming. Listening to rock. Drowning my sorrows in booze.”

He titled his head.

“I didn’t know you had a music shop. I’ll have to stop by sometime.”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 4d

"A simple phone call would do- Not all that much, music shops getting along nicely, profits are okay, and I'm nearly finished writing my first album."

Adam would chuckle gently.

"So what's up with you, octolad? Haven't seen you in a while."