Burtch, the Professor
@professorburtch.bsky.social
They/She | Writer/Animator/Film Scholar/Editor/Speedrunning & Card Game Enthusiast/etc etc | I yap professionally and contain multitudes
https://linktr.ee/professorburtch
https://linktr.ee/professorburtch
Me sowing: hehehehehe
Me reaping: what the everlasting fuck.
Me eating Kung Pao Chicken: *mouth full* I fucking love peanuts
Me reaping: what the everlasting fuck.
Me eating Kung Pao Chicken: *mouth full* I fucking love peanuts
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Me sowing: hehehehehe
Me reaping: what the everlasting fuck.
Me eating Kung Pao Chicken: *mouth full* I fucking love peanuts
Me reaping: what the everlasting fuck.
Me eating Kung Pao Chicken: *mouth full* I fucking love peanuts
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We JUST debuted Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator's Steam page at the PC Gaming Show: Most Wanted showcase--and you can PLAY THE DEMO TODAY!
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We JUST debuted Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator's Steam page at the PC Gaming Show: Most Wanted showcase--and you can PLAY THE DEMO TODAY!
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
silence is golden
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
silence is golden
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
Something something I contain multitudes
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Something something I contain multitudes
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Hi all, I'm in need of a bit of help so that I can continue to have health insurance, I really hate asking for money for free without giving anything in return so I am doing a marathon on my channel next week to help this!
Starts December 8th, I'll be doing 6 hour streams!
Starts December 8th, I'll be doing 6 hour streams!
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hi all, I'm in need of a bit of help so that I can continue to have health insurance, I really hate asking for money for free without giving anything in return so I am doing a marathon on my channel next week to help this!
Starts December 8th, I'll be doing 6 hour streams!
Starts December 8th, I'll be doing 6 hour streams!
It's that time of year where I need to jelly myself before bed or else I'll be visited by the ghost dry skin past
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
It's that time of year where I need to jelly myself before bed or else I'll be visited by the ghost dry skin past
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I think people should stop being weird in the replies to posts that they clearly aren't the target audience for
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I think people should stop being weird in the replies to posts that they clearly aren't the target audience for
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Blue Prince (2025)
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Blue Prince (2025)
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Twitch stands with Dr. Burgy
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Twitch stands with Dr. Burgy
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AND THE SCHEDULE IS HERE!!!
Can't wait to see y'all and our wonderful showcases two weeks from now!!
horaro.org/ramprascals/...
Can't wait to see y'all and our wonderful showcases two weeks from now!!
horaro.org/ramprascals/...
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
AND THE SCHEDULE IS HERE!!!
Can't wait to see y'all and our wonderful showcases two weeks from now!!
horaro.org/ramprascals/...
Can't wait to see y'all and our wonderful showcases two weeks from now!!
horaro.org/ramprascals/...
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Cole and I made music and you should listen to it.
By The Gram - Midnight Sun EP
Out now everywhere, music video on our channel. ⬇️
youtu.be/yGJ2BIPf5tk
By The Gram - Midnight Sun EP
Out now everywhere, music video on our channel. ⬇️
youtu.be/yGJ2BIPf5tk
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Cole and I made music and you should listen to it.
By The Gram - Midnight Sun EP
Out now everywhere, music video on our channel. ⬇️
youtu.be/yGJ2BIPf5tk
By The Gram - Midnight Sun EP
Out now everywhere, music video on our channel. ⬇️
youtu.be/yGJ2BIPf5tk
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Speedrunning charity drive Games Done Quick is holding a Disability and Neurodivergence Special this weekend, and it's an important step for accessibility in gaming events. https://bit.ly/43QxPdO
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Speedrunning charity drive Games Done Quick is holding a Disability and Neurodivergence Special this weekend, and it's an important step for accessibility in gaming events. https://bit.ly/43QxPdO
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Happy Thanksgiving <3 May we all make it, joyously or kicking and screaming, to the next one
with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.
come over.
come over.
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Happy Thanksgiving <3 May we all make it, joyously or kicking and screaming, to the next one
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I hate having to ask for money again (and how close to the wire i left it due to trash mental health) but my storage unit with just about everything I own is overdue and I have until EOD December 1st to pay it off or I lose it and everything in it.
#mutualaid #helpsky
ko-fi.com/pocketjawa/g...
#mutualaid #helpsky
ko-fi.com/pocketjawa/g...
Support Melody
Support Melody
ko-fi.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I hate having to ask for money again (and how close to the wire i left it due to trash mental health) but my storage unit with just about everything I own is overdue and I have until EOD December 1st to pay it off or I lose it and everything in it.
#mutualaid #helpsky
ko-fi.com/pocketjawa/g...
#mutualaid #helpsky
ko-fi.com/pocketjawa/g...
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We're hiring!!
@blackinaflash.bsky.social is looking for a Co-Lead and Social Media Lead to join the team!
Applications are open until Dec. 7th 11:59 PM PT/2:59 AM ET
Learn more about the roles and apply here: gamesdonequick.com/jobs
@blackinaflash.bsky.social is looking for a Co-Lead and Social Media Lead to join the team!
Applications are open until Dec. 7th 11:59 PM PT/2:59 AM ET
Learn more about the roles and apply here: gamesdonequick.com/jobs
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
We're hiring!!
@blackinaflash.bsky.social is looking for a Co-Lead and Social Media Lead to join the team!
Applications are open until Dec. 7th 11:59 PM PT/2:59 AM ET
Learn more about the roles and apply here: gamesdonequick.com/jobs
@blackinaflash.bsky.social is looking for a Co-Lead and Social Media Lead to join the team!
Applications are open until Dec. 7th 11:59 PM PT/2:59 AM ET
Learn more about the roles and apply here: gamesdonequick.com/jobs
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happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
What's a perfect album that came out the year you turned 16?
Well, fortunately and unfortunately Vices and Virtues is my choice.
Well, fortunately and unfortunately Vices and Virtues is my choice.
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
What's a perfect album that came out the year you turned 16?
Well, fortunately and unfortunately Vices and Virtues is my choice.
Well, fortunately and unfortunately Vices and Virtues is my choice.
The worst part about hanging with the homies is The Feeling ™️ after you leave
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The worst part about hanging with the homies is The Feeling ™️ after you leave
I have come to the realization that I do, in fact, have blorbos, it just happens to be that most of them come in the form of grown men that play professional basketball
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I have come to the realization that I do, in fact, have blorbos, it just happens to be that most of them come in the form of grown men that play professional basketball
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Coming soon to a stream near you...RAMP RASCALS, a mutual aid event to raise funds for the installation and ownership of an accessibility ramp for AwkwardSquirrel at her home!
The event will run non-stop throughout the weekend of December 12th. Stay tuned for the release of the schedule!
The event will run non-stop throughout the weekend of December 12th. Stay tuned for the release of the schedule!
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Coming soon to a stream near you...RAMP RASCALS, a mutual aid event to raise funds for the installation and ownership of an accessibility ramp for AwkwardSquirrel at her home!
The event will run non-stop throughout the weekend of December 12th. Stay tuned for the release of the schedule!
The event will run non-stop throughout the weekend of December 12th. Stay tuned for the release of the schedule!
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"Any pronouns?"
"All."
"All pronouns?"
"They go by they/them"
"But you said any pronouns"
"No, Any goes by all."
"All pronouns?"
"They/them"
"But you just said any!"
"What about him?
"WHO GOES BY 'HIM'????"
"No, that's Any. Who goes by xe/xir."
"Whaddaya asking ME for??"
"All."
"All pronouns?"
"They go by they/them"
"But you said any pronouns"
"No, Any goes by all."
"All pronouns?"
"They/them"
"But you just said any!"
"What about him?
"WHO GOES BY 'HIM'????"
"No, that's Any. Who goes by xe/xir."
"Whaddaya asking ME for??"
Any goes by any/all pronouns. Please use the correct pronouns for all
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"Any pronouns?"
"All."
"All pronouns?"
"They go by they/them"
"But you said any pronouns"
"No, Any goes by all."
"All pronouns?"
"They/them"
"But you just said any!"
"What about him?
"WHO GOES BY 'HIM'????"
"No, that's Any. Who goes by xe/xir."
"Whaddaya asking ME for??"
"All."
"All pronouns?"
"They go by they/them"
"But you said any pronouns"
"No, Any goes by all."
"All pronouns?"
"They/them"
"But you just said any!"
"What about him?
"WHO GOES BY 'HIM'????"
"No, that's Any. Who goes by xe/xir."
"Whaddaya asking ME for??"