Professor Batty
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My husband has brought home an artisanal soap that is labelled "revolver" and smells exactly like the inside of a home depot
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My husband has brought home an artisanal soap that is labelled "revolver" and smells exactly like the inside of a home depot
I didn't set out to have the most aesthetic office of all time, but the cats seal the deal, I think
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I didn't set out to have the most aesthetic office of all time, but the cats seal the deal, I think
You want to hear me talk about this week's public health news via Panic! At The Disco lyrics, I bet. Well, fire up the song (you know the one) and get to reading!
RFK Jr Writes Sins AND Tragedies?! - November 22, 2025
All my millennials with a former emo phase need to get in here. This edition of The Public's Health covers measles and bird flu, safe Thanksgiving cooking practices, and the lies published on the CDC'...
the-publics-health.beehiiv.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You want to hear me talk about this week's public health news via Panic! At The Disco lyrics, I bet. Well, fire up the song (you know the one) and get to reading!
I don't know what the young pope show is about but there is no WAY they got a DJ priest doing all of this for the jude law pope
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I don't know what the young pope show is about but there is no WAY they got a DJ priest doing all of this for the jude law pope
I can brainstorm and follow through on so many normal dinners, except when my spouse isn't home. Then I am defeated by the siren song of the bachelor meal
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I can brainstorm and follow through on so many normal dinners, except when my spouse isn't home. Then I am defeated by the siren song of the bachelor meal
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
the trump mamdani clip got me hollering like a howler monkey, the tremendous content will continue until morale improves
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
the trump mamdani clip got me hollering like a howler monkey, the tremendous content will continue until morale improves
Whenever I find myself on a forum because I'm not sure about my grammar usage, I tend to decide it's better to just rewrite the problem sentence
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Whenever I find myself on a forum because I'm not sure about my grammar usage, I tend to decide it's better to just rewrite the problem sentence
I opened up my wacom pen and a tiny spring went flying......... it still works without the spring but it's obviously much more sensitive when drawing..... why little spring, come back to me
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I opened up my wacom pen and a tiny spring went flying......... it still works without the spring but it's obviously much more sensitive when drawing..... why little spring, come back to me
I'm gonna lose it on the SNAP flip flopping, we can't be doing this multiple times a day C'MON
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'm gonna lose it on the SNAP flip flopping, we can't be doing this multiple times a day C'MON
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Bluesky rn
Almost forgot to add the beans to my beans and rice, y'all
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Almost forgot to add the beans to my beans and rice, y'all
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every science news article is like "chinese researchers invent cure for hurting your back getting out of bed" and every science policy news article is like "uncomfortable bed lobby successfully lobbies trump admin with $500 bribe"
November 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
every science news article is like "chinese researchers invent cure for hurting your back getting out of bed" and every science policy news article is like "uncomfortable bed lobby successfully lobbies trump admin with $500 bribe"
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Do you know the difference between SNAP, WIC, and EBT? Do you want more information on the SNAP cuts this month? I've got that and more for you in this week's newsletter:
Oh SNAP - November 1, 2025
The scariest thing at the end of October isn't Halloween - it's hunger.
the-publics-health.beehiiv.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Do you know the difference between SNAP, WIC, and EBT? Do you want more information on the SNAP cuts this month? I've got that and more for you in this week's newsletter:
Do you know the difference between SNAP, WIC, and EBT? Do you want more information on the SNAP cuts this month? I've got that and more for you in this week's newsletter:
Oh SNAP - November 1, 2025
The scariest thing at the end of October isn't Halloween - it's hunger.
the-publics-health.beehiiv.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Do you know the difference between SNAP, WIC, and EBT? Do you want more information on the SNAP cuts this month? I've got that and more for you in this week's newsletter:
"I am too old to be mad about my grade on a homework," I tell myself, angrily
November 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"I am too old to be mad about my grade on a homework," I tell myself, angrily
tomorrow's newsletter got a table in it that has had over three hours of work put into between me drafting it and my husband finalizing the formatting
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
tomorrow's newsletter got a table in it that has had over three hours of work put into between me drafting it and my husband finalizing the formatting
Love to read study results and think "but that is only an estimate" just to check the footnote and see
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Love to read study results and think "but that is only an estimate" just to check the footnote and see
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⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.
⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
January 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.
⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
I thought of the people laid off several times today and hoped they were as ok as you could be being yanked away from life saving work. This shouldn't keep happening, these reckless firings are so needless and dangerous
TRUMP CDC REVERSAL: Trump administration racing to reverse some CDC layoffs. Disease detectives, measles responders, MMWR staff RIF’s are revoked. DC office still shuttered. w/ @apoorvanyt.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/h...
Trump Administration Is Bringing Back Scores of C.D.C. Experts Fired in Error
www.nytimes.com
October 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I thought of the people laid off several times today and hoped they were as ok as you could be being yanked away from life saving work. This shouldn't keep happening, these reckless firings are so needless and dangerous
Headline stopped me dead in my tracks. Of course, this is just like every other AI story today. No ideas on what they'll even do, we just gotta go full steam ahead on AI, baby!!!
October 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Headline stopped me dead in my tracks. Of course, this is just like every other AI story today. No ideas on what they'll even do, we just gotta go full steam ahead on AI, baby!!!
Stumbled across swifties discussing tailors horoscope (?) astrology (?) and omg the vocabulary has me in a tailspin
October 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Stumbled across swifties discussing tailors horoscope (?) astrology (?) and omg the vocabulary has me in a tailspin
once again stuck waiting on other people to contribute to a project.................. I've run out of work I can do independently 😫
October 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
once again stuck waiting on other people to contribute to a project.................. I've run out of work I can do independently 😫
it's amazing that working on peer-reviewed manuscripts can be painful in the same way school group projects are painful
October 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
it's amazing that working on peer-reviewed manuscripts can be painful in the same way school group projects are painful