❅ samta claus ❅
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worst case ontario 📍
worst case ontario 📍
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a quote that’s stuck with me recently… 💜
“take a week off, take a month off, take a year off— take your time. but don’t take your life.”
my friends, i know the holiday season is difficult for many. know that you’re loved, cherished, and thought of. you will ALWAYS have a place at my table. 🫂
“take a week off, take a month off, take a year off— take your time. but don’t take your life.”
my friends, i know the holiday season is difficult for many. know that you’re loved, cherished, and thought of. you will ALWAYS have a place at my table. 🫂
December 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
a quote that’s stuck with me recently… 💜
“take a week off, take a month off, take a year off— take your time. but don’t take your life.”
my friends, i know the holiday season is difficult for many. know that you’re loved, cherished, and thought of. you will ALWAYS have a place at my table. 🫂
“take a week off, take a month off, take a year off— take your time. but don’t take your life.”
my friends, i know the holiday season is difficult for many. know that you’re loved, cherished, and thought of. you will ALWAYS have a place at my table. 🫂
sipping water whenever I’m craving a little sweet treat and a bitch is very hydrated (but also mad because I want sugar)
December 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
sipping water whenever I’m craving a little sweet treat and a bitch is very hydrated (but also mad because I want sugar)
so we couldn’t find the star this year 😅
December 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
so we couldn’t find the star this year 😅
I didn’t lie directly to MyFitnessPal. I lied by omission. Very different.
December 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I didn’t lie directly to MyFitnessPal. I lied by omission. Very different.
baking & treat making is so satisfying and gives my brain a nice little rest despite all the work put into it 😌
December 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
baking & treat making is so satisfying and gives my brain a nice little rest despite all the work put into it 😌
little messy, but the homemade peanut butter cups are almost ready 😙
December 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
little messy, but the homemade peanut butter cups are almost ready 😙
went to hell (the mall) again because my vanilla extract poofed and disappeared right when I need it most 😒
December 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
went to hell (the mall) again because my vanilla extract poofed and disappeared right when I need it most 😒
Boxing Day is a Canadian celebration where families get together and fight out all the built up tension from earlier in the year.
December 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Boxing Day is a Canadian celebration where families get together and fight out all the built up tension from earlier in the year.
What do you gain from speeding up and not letting me get into the turning lane? Does it make your penis grow?
December 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
What do you gain from speeding up and not letting me get into the turning lane? Does it make your penis grow?
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Waxing crescent and sunset over New Haven Harbor.
December 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Waxing crescent and sunset over New Haven Harbor.
Stoked to have some New Year’s Eve plans for the first time in like, 8 years 🥹
December 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Stoked to have some New Year’s Eve plans for the first time in like, 8 years 🥹
he’s seen things. awful things.
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
he’s seen things. awful things.
The “let’s reduce my sugar intake right before Christmas” idea that i came up with has me so grumpy. I wanna fucking rail a line of crushed lindors right now.
December 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The “let’s reduce my sugar intake right before Christmas” idea that i came up with has me so grumpy. I wanna fucking rail a line of crushed lindors right now.
They said GRIEF, Erika. Not GRIFT.
December 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They said GRIEF, Erika. Not GRIFT.
If you’re going to bring the whole litter to the grocery store, could you maybe watch them? Parent to parent, this isn’t a big ask.
December 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If you’re going to bring the whole litter to the grocery store, could you maybe watch them? Parent to parent, this isn’t a big ask.
fucking right, my buddy just landed in Toronto 🥹 I am STOKED.
December 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
fucking right, my buddy just landed in Toronto 🥹 I am STOKED.
really wanna eat these gummies but I’m kinda scared because they had me fucked up last time 🙃
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
really wanna eat these gummies but I’m kinda scared because they had me fucked up last time 🙃
If you see this, share a character with pink hair 🩷
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
If you see this, share a character with pink hair 🩷
the mall is a war zone right now omg
December 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
the mall is a war zone right now omg
The holiday season probably wasn’t the best time to decide to get back on my bullshit (minimal sugar) but it’s fine 🙃
December 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The holiday season probably wasn’t the best time to decide to get back on my bullshit (minimal sugar) but it’s fine 🙃
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Delilah thinking she’s hiding 🐈⬛ 🎄
December 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Delilah thinking she’s hiding 🐈⬛ 🎄
The TJX company holds weekly meetings to decide how they can make their price sticker placement worse.
December 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The TJX company holds weekly meetings to decide how they can make their price sticker placement worse.
I’m beginning to feel like a wrap god 🎄🎁
December 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I’m beginning to feel like a wrap god 🎄🎁
Where were all the kids with old lady names when I was growing up? It was just me with my grandma name (samy is a nickname) and now we have a bunch Marilyns, Evelyns, and Susannas running around 😅
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Where were all the kids with old lady names when I was growing up? It was just me with my grandma name (samy is a nickname) and now we have a bunch Marilyns, Evelyns, and Susannas running around 😅
Forgot to send my Christmas cards and I’m only just noticing on December 20th
December 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Forgot to send my Christmas cards and I’m only just noticing on December 20th