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⛧ samy ⛧

@probablymilhouse.bsky.social

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 10m

There’s no way that rubber faced loomer lady is only 3 days older than me.

⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 1h

twinsies 👯‍♀️

⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 1h

I won’t be elaborating because even my brain doesn’t understand (so I can’t) but like, I’m convinced that I was a man in the 60s in my last life? Idk. 💀

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 1h

Those non-English songs could be telling me to burn down the forests and I’d still be here like, YES! THAT BEAT!

A Black man wearing a pale blue button down shirt. He has closely cropped hair. His expression shows enjoyment as he dances, with his eyes closed and mouth open. He holds his hands behind his head.

⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 2h

That’s my purse! I don’t know you!

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em @bestofaloy.bsky.social · 3h

walking into a blockbuster store and renting a video game would heal my soul, i think. 🥺

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[ 𝔰𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔥 ] 🍄‍🟫🍂🌙✨ @mercurialaries.bsky.social · 5h

samy when she see’s murphy

Trailer Park Boys

(Bubbles threatening Ricky)
“You fuckin’ want one?”

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 4h

and then I’ll bury him under the hash driveway and nobody will see his ass again

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 8h

Murphy’s really got one boot on my fucking neck with his fucking laws.

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 10h

🤨

An egg in a glass of water, as part of an egg cleanse ritual.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 1d

whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow

satire: a spirit halloween costume that’s a “violent antifa terrorist” and includes:
- inflatable frog suit
- cape
- pepper spray filter
- a thirst for the blood of the innocent
- air pump

batteries and Molotov cocktails not included

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 1d

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 1d

I’m okay thank you! 🫶

⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 1d

sorry for being sad™ on the tl

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[ 𝔰𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔥 ] 🍄‍🟫🍂🌙✨ @mercurialaries.bsky.social · 1d

Seinfeld

George (walking past a coworker):
“Good morning.”

Coworker:
“Go to hell.”

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 1d

please sir

Scene from the Oliver Twist movie. The actor playing Oliver holds a bowl out in front of him, cupping the bowl with both hands.

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 1d

our turn please like come on

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 1d

I’m really such an understanding person and I’m not sure why I can’t seem to get that energy to come back my way ☹️

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 1d

my god this is tempting this morning

A clickable link button reading, “create absence”. The button link has a blue background with white san serif text.

⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll be putting in some extra effort for any potlucks I attend this holiday season so I don’t end up on the Judas cradle.

⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks so much!!

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kay 🎃🦇⟡₊ ⊹ @pawmi.bsky.social · 2d

october and december are the best months of the year

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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 2d

day 2 of this headache bullshit

Homer Simpson with a white bandage wrapped around his head. He stares blankly.

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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 2d

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