❅ samta claus ❅
@probablymilhouse.bsky.social
32 | she/her | ☀︎: ♊︎ ⏾: ♋︎ ↑: ♐︎ | the simpsons, gaming, spooky shit, anime, history & baking
worst case ontario 📍
worst case ontario 📍
My throat is so swollen and sore, I feel like I’ve been chewing glass all day ☹️
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
My throat is so swollen and sore, I feel like I’ve been chewing glass all day ☹️
Reposted by ❅ samta claus ❅
I was supposed to start a new job today, but I just received a call that my start date has been postponed & they don’t know if I’ll be able to start at all. I’m so tired, I honestly feel like giving up, but I need to stay strong & focused for my mom. Any amount or a repost would mean the world 💕
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I was supposed to start a new job today, but I just received a call that my start date has been postponed & they don’t know if I’ll be able to start at all. I’m so tired, I honestly feel like giving up, but I need to stay strong & focused for my mom. Any amount or a repost would mean the world 💕
Reposted by ❅ samta claus ❅
sometimes you gotta slap ur own ass & get movin'
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
sometimes you gotta slap ur own ass & get movin'
Reposted by ❅ samta claus ❅
HEY EVERYONE—SHUT UP AND HAVE A GOOD DAY IDIOT✨
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
HEY EVERYONE—SHUT UP AND HAVE A GOOD DAY IDIOT✨
They call it “cleaning up the streets”, we call it “homicide”.
December 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
They call it “cleaning up the streets”, we call it “homicide”.
Waiting til Friday to buy good charlotte tickets is KILLING ME.
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Waiting til Friday to buy good charlotte tickets is KILLING ME.
Reposted by ❅ samta claus ❅
I love feeling like I live inside a snow globe❄️☃️
December 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I love feeling like I live inside a snow globe❄️☃️
Back to work for two days and I’m for sure getting sick 🤧 damn wiener kids
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Back to work for two days and I’m for sure getting sick 🤧 damn wiener kids
been up for two hours already but I still don’t feel awake yet.
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
been up for two hours already but I still don’t feel awake yet.
Getting back to work really zapped my fucking brain today.
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Getting back to work really zapped my fucking brain today.
Thankful to have a familiar face at my new spot, and that it’s the one older lady I always shot the shit with 🥲
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Thankful to have a familiar face at my new spot, and that it’s the one older lady I always shot the shit with 🥲
Just 3 more hours to go
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Just 3 more hours to go
I really don’t want to go back to the office tomorrow ☹️
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I really don’t want to go back to the office tomorrow ☹️
Reposted by ❅ samta claus ❅
soaking dishes in the sink overnight works if you approach it with a pure heart and noble intentions
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
soaking dishes in the sink overnight works if you approach it with a pure heart and noble intentions
Reposted by ❅ samta claus ❅
Time to start prepping your 2026 Bingo Card
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Time to start prepping your 2026 Bingo Card
whoever made the indoor playground employee cry today, I hope you come down with the most violent case of the shits while you’re stuck in unmoving traffic.
December 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
whoever made the indoor playground employee cry today, I hope you come down with the most violent case of the shits while you’re stuck in unmoving traffic.
Reposted by ❅ samta claus ❅
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
If you accidentally use “me” instead of “my”, I’m going to read your entire post in a pirate voice.
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If you accidentally use “me” instead of “my”, I’m going to read your entire post in a pirate voice.
Jim is short for Jimothy.
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Jim is short for Jimothy.
Reposted by ❅ samta claus ❅
I have to be the bigger person but I Do Not Want To
December 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I have to be the bigger person but I Do Not Want To
Reposted by ❅ samta claus ❅
ⓘ this user is a modern day idiot
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
ⓘ this user is a modern day idiot
Really wanna plan something good for our 15 year anniversary in June 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Really wanna plan something good for our 15 year anniversary in June 🤔
I had the weirdest dream and I need to go back to sleep but I don’t want to go back to the same dream spot 😶
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I had the weirdest dream and I need to go back to sleep but I don’t want to go back to the same dream spot 😶
Reposted by ❅ samta claus ❅
