❅ samta claus ❅
@probablymilhouse.bsky.social
32 | she/her | ☀︎: ♊︎ ⏾: ♋︎ ↑: ♐︎ | the simpsons, gaming, spooky shit, anime, history & baking
worst case ontario 📍
worst case ontario 📍
Jim is short for Jimothy.
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Jim is short for Jimothy.
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I have to be the bigger person but I Do Not Want To
December 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I have to be the bigger person but I Do Not Want To
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ⓘ this user is a modern day idiot
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
ⓘ this user is a modern day idiot
Really wanna plan something good for our 15 year anniversary in June 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Really wanna plan something good for our 15 year anniversary in June 🤔
I had the weirdest dream and I need to go back to sleep but I don’t want to go back to the same dream spot 😶
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I had the weirdest dream and I need to go back to sleep but I don’t want to go back to the same dream spot 😶
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behead me like one of your french aristocrats
December 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
behead me like one of your french aristocrats
headache is getting worse and I can’t stop yawning. i’m in migraine territory 😖
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
headache is getting worse and I can’t stop yawning. i’m in migraine territory 😖
Someone made fun of my teeth like ~20 years ago and I still cover my face when I talk now lollll I’m a sensitive lil fucker.
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Someone made fun of my teeth like ~20 years ago and I still cover my face when I talk now lollll I’m a sensitive lil fucker.
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pleased to announce that i am no longer a hot mess (it’s winter and i’m a cold mess)
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
pleased to announce that i am no longer a hot mess (it’s winter and i’m a cold mess)
trans-siberian orchestra goes hard as fuck
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
trans-siberian orchestra goes hard as fuck
buddy please what are you doing
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
buddy please what are you doing
Follower count at 747, maybe that’s why I’m crashing out like a Boeing.
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Follower count at 747, maybe that’s why I’m crashing out like a Boeing.
my mom’s brownies are ready to go! One piece has mysteriously vanished. Not sure what happened there 😏
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
my mom’s brownies are ready to go! One piece has mysteriously vanished. Not sure what happened there 😏
Got my brows done though and I’m feeling very cunty fresh right now 😌
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Got my brows done though and I’m feeling very cunty fresh right now 😌
Someone has been in my room and taken my devilled eggs away from my room.
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Someone has been in my room and taken my devilled eggs away from my room.
ah shit, here we go again.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ah shit, here we go again.
feeling kinda meh this morning so I’m baking brownies about it
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
feeling kinda meh this morning so I’m baking brownies about it
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may all my enemies perish and may i also find 25k on the ground tomorrow
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
may all my enemies perish and may i also find 25k on the ground tomorrow
What if it’s actually the cake making that loud popping sound when we open the container because it’s scared? ☹️
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
What if it’s actually the cake making that loud popping sound when we open the container because it’s scared? ☹️
Why does my stupid brain stop working when I try to think of a good white elephant gift? 😑 this should be easy
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Why does my stupid brain stop working when I try to think of a good white elephant gift? 😑 this should be easy
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i wish i was a crunch wrap supreme
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i wish i was a crunch wrap supreme
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you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶
The Blackest Beautiful — letlive.
The Blackest Beautiful — letlive.
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶
The Blackest Beautiful — letlive.
The Blackest Beautiful — letlive.