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❅ samta claus ❅
@probablymilhouse.bsky.social
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buddy please what are you doing
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
probablymilhouse.bsky.social
my mom’s brownies are ready to go! One piece has mysteriously vanished. Not sure what happened there 😏
A red tin filled with homemade brownies. The brownies are a rich chocolatey colour, with a shiny and crinkly surface.
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
probablymilhouse.bsky.social
ah shit, here we go again.
A batch of devilled eggs in a small, grey non stick tray.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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feeling kinda meh this morning so I’m baking brownies about it
An 8”x8” baking pan filled with brownie batter. A whisk sits beside the pan, with some batter still on it.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶

The Blackest Beautiful — letlive.
Cover art for The Blackest Beautiful. The head and bust of a person fully shrouded in a greyed-out American flag. There is a rope tied around their neck. The same greyed-out flag serves as a backdrop. Image is mostly grey, except for the rich brown rope.
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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oh go fuck yourself ea
Cropped shot of the EA launcher, showing an update in progress. Buttons on screen show “manage” (outlined in blue and written in white san serif text) and “updating” (blue button with white san serif text and a downward facing underlined arrow)
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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What I’m wearing to the bluesky Christmas Party:
Scene from the Simpsons, “$pringfield” episode 10 of seasons 5. Lisa Simpson wears a costume made of two foam pieces, labelled “Floreda”, incorrect spelling of Florida. She stands on stage with an American flag.
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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⛅️
Morning shot of Lake Ontario from its shore. The water is calm and the light from the sun reflects gently on the rippling water. Two ducks can be seen in the water as they swim. The Niagara escarpment is visible in the distance.
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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good morning from lake ontario ⛅️
Morning shot from the shore of Lake Ontario. The sky is partly cloudy. The sun reflects softly on the calm water. The Niagara escarpment is visible in the distance.
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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a little something to take the edge off 🚬
Turkey, sliced cheddar, and a sandwich pickle rolled into a wrap.
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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yeehaw and such 🤠
Screenshot from Spotify showing the K-Rose (GTA: San Andreas) playlist. The album art says K-ROSE in bold yellow serif text. A rose illustration is intertwined with the text.
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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me if I were a dinosaur
An oviraptor, a small dinosaur. It is shown to be bipedal with a dark body, with blue markings and a bird-like face. It is holding an egg. The landscape is bleak and desert-like, with hills in the distance. The sky is yellow and orange.
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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and the devil is ME
A plate of 6 deviled eggs. The plate is blue with flowers.
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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end of the line ✌️
Scene from GTA San Andreas mission, End of the Line. Image shows Sweet running up to a fire engine. In scene is a blue car, the front of a fire engine, and several store fronts in the background.
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Sabrina Carpenter, biting her finger in a flirty way. She holds a microphone and is wearing a pink thin strapped shirt or dress.
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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“Breakfast for dinner tonight”
A woman with short pink hair holds the face of a woman with long deep purple hair, as if whispering into her ear.
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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it be like that
An orange and white cat with tabby stripes. He is being bonked in the head with a ball, as if it were thrown at him. He sits on a bed in a beige room.
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Scene from the Simpsons, episode “Summer of 4 ft 2”. Lisa Simpson sits on her bed with an open, brown suitcase. She has a look of disdain on her face. Caption reads, “Be myself? I’ve been myself for 32 years and it hasn’t worked”. Original quote says 8 years rather than 32. Edited to include Samy’s age.
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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gonna be sitting at the door waiting for the mail carrier all week for this 😌
A letlive band t-shirt. The front of the shirt reads “letlive.” shows a daisy growing from cracks in concrete. Small text on the image reads, “there’s no such thing as heartache, it’s all inside of your head”. Back of shirt reads “sincerely yours,” above the letlive band logo (ll.)
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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it’s this @/luanoli dude on TikTok 🥴
The world’s oldest 17 year old, LuanOli. The man has brown hair in a a bowl cut hairstyle. He wears a grey t-shirt.
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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back on my bullshit (Skyrim)
Shot of Skyrim on a curved PC monitor. Samy is in the College of Winterhold’s Hall of Attainment with her follower, Erik the Slayer.
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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spent most of my day happily watching some shows and stuff my face 😌
A plate with kielbasa, pickle slices, and cheddar cheese. House MD plays on a tv I. The background.
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I’m the one with the drum.
A shelf of clown figurines in various poses.
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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What a girl wants, what a girl needs 🧡
A takeout tray of buffalo wings, carrots, and celery. The round container holds blue cheese dip.
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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coffee and tara time 😌
A photo of Samy’s tv. She is watching a Canadian vlogger, Tara Michelle, on YouTube. Tara sits at a kitchen island with a mug. Tara has dark brown hair and is wearing a white t-shirt.
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM