Ben and Alex
@probablyaparent.bsky.social
Just two parents who love the world. Here if you need us. We are also the unofficial #FROM historians.
December 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Alex and I don't know shit about the lore but the "Five Nights at Freddy's 2" movie was a lot of fun with a packed theater of kids and teenagers reacting to the Easter eggs and reveals. Seems to be getting killed by critics but I don't know why they're expecting Oscar quality from kids horror.
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Alex and I don't know shit about the lore but the "Five Nights at Freddy's 2" movie was a lot of fun with a packed theater of kids and teenagers reacting to the Easter eggs and reveals. Seems to be getting killed by critics but I don't know why they're expecting Oscar quality from kids horror.
This Last Week Tonight video on FIFA and its incredible corruption is over ten years old. Stop feigning surprise at them doing more corrupt shit, please.
youtu.be/DlJEt2KU33I?...
youtu.be/DlJEt2KU33I?...
FIFA and the World Cup: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This Last Week Tonight video on FIFA and its incredible corruption is over ten years old. Stop feigning surprise at them doing more corrupt shit, please.
youtu.be/DlJEt2KU33I?...
youtu.be/DlJEt2KU33I?...
If you also broke the top 1% of Good Mythical Morning viewers in your annual YT recap, I will see you at the barbeque.
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If you also broke the top 1% of Good Mythical Morning viewers in your annual YT recap, I will see you at the barbeque.
This man's brain is turning into liquid shit at an exponential rate, this isn't hyperbole or a joke. He is actively regressing in maturity, social cues and intelligence in front of our very eyes. Some time in the future, papers will be written & dissected over the dementia happening in front of us.
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This man's brain is turning into liquid shit at an exponential rate, this isn't hyperbole or a joke. He is actively regressing in maturity, social cues and intelligence in front of our very eyes. Some time in the future, papers will be written & dissected over the dementia happening in front of us.
The 15 year old is gonna have a good Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The 15 year old is gonna have a good Christmas.
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Fuck this guy
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Fuck this guy
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Fuck you if you support him.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Fuck you if you support him.
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
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Kid walks in and hands me a piece of his handlebars, which is not great because they were in one piece when he started practicing his bar spins a little bit ago. Gotta call Mongoose Friday for a warranty redemption.
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Kid walks in and hands me a piece of his handlebars, which is not great because they were in one piece when he started practicing his bar spins a little bit ago. Gotta call Mongoose Friday for a warranty redemption.
"Wake Up Dead Man" is absolute magic and a wonderful character driven mystery. 10/10 movie.
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"Wake Up Dead Man" is absolute magic and a wonderful character driven mystery. 10/10 movie.
A reminder that Stranger Things season 5, episodes 1-4, releases tomorrow, Wednesday November 26th @ 5pm ET/8pm PT. Run time for first for is just over four and a half hours, so be prepared to stay up past midnight East Coasters.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A reminder that Stranger Things season 5, episodes 1-4, releases tomorrow, Wednesday November 26th @ 5pm ET/8pm PT. Run time for first for is just over four and a half hours, so be prepared to stay up past midnight East Coasters.
"Who else loves these?" Statistically, most movie goers at their times of releasing and quite a few people since.
Cheap engagement BS. Scrape the barrel some more, you're not quite to splinters.
Cheap engagement BS. Scrape the barrel some more, you're not quite to splinters.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"Who else loves these?" Statistically, most movie goers at their times of releasing and quite a few people since.
Cheap engagement BS. Scrape the barrel some more, you're not quite to splinters.
Cheap engagement BS. Scrape the barrel some more, you're not quite to splinters.
Saw THOT SQUAD live last night and it was one of the best shows of my life. She and her producer (and husband) Ben really bring an incredible live energy that is pure, raw fun.
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Saw THOT SQUAD live last night and it was one of the best shows of my life. She and her producer (and husband) Ben really bring an incredible live energy that is pure, raw fun.
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
She real mad today.
Leavitt: Why aren't you talking about what these members of congress are doing to encourage violence…. They're literally saying to 1.3 million active duty service members not to follow lawful orders
Reporter: Actually they said illegal orders.
Reporter: Actually they said illegal orders.
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
She real mad today.
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
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CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
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November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I've got an affiliate link for WPM at linktr.ee/jewelknightjess if anyone wants to pick up some minis and help me out too ❤️❤️❤️
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