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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️
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High Priestess of Godzilla, princess, trans, ace, poly, switch, & horror host that streams monster movies every Monday at 16 PST. Coming to my stream is like coming to the fucking Louvre, and THAT'S a Priestess Promise™! https://www.twitch.tv/priestessmaly
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We did slashers, we did gothic horror, and now the only Halloween movie sub-genre left are actually scary movies.

So Ring (leaning '98, maybe '95) and Noroi: The Curse it is!

You have 7 days to pass on this cursed video tape stream to 7 people or your crush will hate you.
We did slashers, we did gothic horror, and now the only Halloween movie sub-genre left are actually scary movies.

So Ring (leaning '98, maybe '95) and Noroi: The Curse it is!

You have 7 days to pass on this cursed video tape stream to 7 people or your crush will hate you.
Tonight's the night of frightful frights, when ghosts and goblins roam. Beware the spooky ghost of night, whose frightful wails and moans! Are scary. Hey lookit me writin' a halloween children's book. Anwyas werewolves are here, and a ScareScoreBoard!
PriestessMaly - Twitch
Maly's Monster Movie Monday: A HOOOWWWLING good Wereweek! 🌕🐺
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Anwyas, this my my favorite Freak Preview I've ever done. Eight for Silver, Ginger Snaps, and the Scarypiece Theatre segment is Dogscape stuff (cuz werewolves).
Sometimes it feels like I'm living in a horror movie and everyone aroond me is a small town sheriff who refuses to believe that monsters are real.

Like I really don't think the people in concentration camps give a shit that Jason was cremated. It hasn't hurt his body count any.
I just watched a 12 minute long video that explained that the reason why people vote for evil people like Trump is because... drum roll...

Because they're fucking evil. D:
Freddy and Jason have a gay baby named Frason Jeddy

Also tonight's scary story is something something Jeff the Killer, my youth team has assured me it'll do numbers. Cool people have "youth teams," right? See, I'm cool.
PriestessMaly - Twitch
Maly's Monster Movie Monday: Freddy and Jason Co-exist peacefull
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Because next Monday is the most cursed day of the year: Monday the 13th, hence it's slasher night.

B Picture - Nightmare on Elm Street 3
Creepypasta Scarypiece Theatre - Jeff the Killer, prolly
A Picture - Friday the 13th part 1

I'll also be screening Freddy vs. Jason tonight in the group discord.
Did you notice that this post uses pronouns? Ooo~ How provacative of me~
Love those ads where Vikram tells me what to with my money. Dude can't even find his wallet in his own hand.
This week I’ve got hAaAuUnted movies that are cursed for real and WILL kill you! So please come see them! I’m not responsible if the cursed movies kill you.
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Maly's Monster Movie Monday: Haunted Stream
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Well I know that just using this as a place to post Freak Previews is useful to me because it's easier than yt, and I know that the worse things get, it takes less and less bad news to get me to a point where I'm so upset I can't function.

So at least for me, I guess I have my solution.

また来週!
I even feel like trying to post anything is unhelpful. All expressing myself here means is:
1. being ignored
2. being more angry

But if it's not worth it, why am I even here? To plug the show? Nobody here watches it. All I do here is watch the world burn and post things no one cares aboot.
On one hand, the level of moderation needed to maintain a healthy level of exposure to social media appears to be a couple hours a month at most.

But on the other, lots of people rely on this stuff to organize, which is more important now than its ever been.

It's frustrating that I can't solve it.
I made the mistake of looking at the news, and I noticed something aboot the language people are using.

"You guys need to knock it off."
"This is a bad look."
"Let's try a 5th impeachment."

Hitler isn't open to negotiation and he's not accountable to a government he overthrew. Are y'all stupid?
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Increasingly less rare weekend post: Chibi Godzilla! Practice with markers, ink, colored pencils.

I'm willing to do some more of these during the weekend, so tell me your favorite characters from the series!

#BRart #ClassicPear #Fanart
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My friend's dad painted this. Mr Sol's gone now, but J has this piece of him still. 💚💙🤍
#Mothra #Acrylic #Art #Painting #kaiju #mother
Turns out, there is something *special* aboot Godzilla. And the government knows all aboot it. It goes all the way up to the Pentagon.

Thanks to the language barrier I have no idea how serious this is. Is this FDQ, Ancient Aliens, or a serious documentary with an unfortunate blurb?

...or all 3?
10月1日(水)22:00〜22:45
歴史探偵
「ゴジラ」
NHK
www.web.nhk/tv/an/rekish...

誕生から70年!いま世界で大人気のゴジラ。誰もが知るあの「立ち姿」や「テーマ曲」を最新の科学技術で分析すると、戦後日本で初代ゴジラを作り上げた制作者たちの「熱い思い」が見えてきた。さらに調査はアメリカへ!国防総省の機密文書から、ゴジラの影響力を懸念するアメリカ政府とハリウッドの制作者たちの知られざる駆け引きが明らかに。最新作『ゴジラー1.0』の山崎貴監督も登場!ゴジラの人気の秘密を赤裸々に語る!

司会:佐藤二朗、片山千恵子
出演:映画評論家…清水節,映画監督…山崎貴
ゴジラ | 歴史探偵
【NHK】世界で大人気のゴジラ。その姿や音楽を最新の科学技術で分析すると、戦後日本で初代ゴジラを作った制作者たちの熱い思いが見える。『ゴジラー1.0』山崎貴監督も語る!
www.web.nhk
next monday's show is haunted and cursed and you'll die if you watch it so make sure you don't miss it

no refunds if you survive
It's my mom's birthday and also cool witch stuff like:
• Charmed!
• a secret thing!
• Summoning the demon Marbas
• the Blair Witch Conspiracy!
• buncha other junk too, it's why I'm starting early!
PriestessMaly - Twitch
Maly's Monster Movie Monday: WITCHES!
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The FP post isn't late out of laziness, I was actually late for the first time. Anwyas, next Monday:
• Charmed
• casting real magic
• the power of 3 traditional shipfire sea shanties
• reopening the Blair Witch conspiracy cold case
• and more!

It's a big one, we're starting early and going long.
That's probably the best alert I've ever done.
I'm watching Equinox and Evil Dead for the first time, which based on what I know aboot horror nerds is probably the most succinct advertising I can do. Which kinda makes all the rest of this shit look pointless, or maybe I'm actively hurting myself by making my alert so obnoxious that no onEd Wood🌲
PriestessMaly - Twitch
Maly's Monster Movie Monday: Happy Falloween
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Uh... do I decided against starting early today. Will be up at the normal time.