Prajwal
@prajwal.bsky.social
You might know me as 2006’s TIME Person of the Year. I play Magic and do magic; sometimes I confuse the two.
To the surprise of literally no one.
Well I guess the Senate Democrats who are more stupid than cruel are probably surprised.
Well I guess the Senate Democrats who are more stupid than cruel are probably surprised.
BREAKING: Despite Senate deal, Mike Johnson will not commit to a vote on the Affordable Care Act subsidies all while Trump is blasting Marjorie Taylor Greene in their intra-party rift.
A major news update. I have the latest: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
A major news update. I have the latest: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
BREAKING: Mike Johnson Won't Commit to Vote on Healthcare and Trump Blasts Greene
Mike Johnson will not commit to a vote on the Affordable Care Act subsidies all while Trump is blasting Marjorie Taylor Greene in their intra-party rift.
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
To the surprise of literally no one.
Well I guess the Senate Democrats who are more stupid than cruel are probably surprised.
Well I guess the Senate Democrats who are more stupid than cruel are probably surprised.
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
So this is obviously good news. But let’s lot normalize how fucking insane it is that same-sex marriage is still questioned in 2025.
Also refusing to hear a case doesn’t mean they endorse same-sex marriage so I guess it’s not out of the fire yet.
Also refusing to hear a case doesn’t mean they endorse same-sex marriage so I guess it’s not out of the fire yet.
The challenge to the court's 2015 ruling came from Kim Davis, the former Kentucky clerk who refused to issue same-sex licenses after the court's Obergefell v. Hodges decision, which recognized a constitutional right to same-sex marriage. n.pr/47yOyEH
Supreme Court declines to revisit gay marriage decision
The challenge to the court's 2015 ruling came from Kim Davis, the former Kentucky clerk who refused to issue same-sex licenses after the court's Obergefell v. Hodges decision, which recognized a constitutional right to same-sex marriage.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
So this is obviously good news. But let’s lot normalize how fucking insane it is that same-sex marriage is still questioned in 2025.
Also refusing to hear a case doesn’t mean they endorse same-sex marriage so I guess it’s not out of the fire yet.
Also refusing to hear a case doesn’t mean they endorse same-sex marriage so I guess it’s not out of the fire yet.
Folks in these states need to vote these clowns out! Absolute invertebrates the lot of them.
Side note, it turns out his actual birth name really is Angus King.
Side note, it turns out his actual birth name really is Angus King.
If you don’t like lukewarm #democrats, stop letting them go unchallenged in their primaries 🌈🌈🌈🌈
Tonight’s disappointments aren’t up in 2026, but some of the centrists that are only held the line bc they want to keep their seats. So… vote in the senate primaries. Enough is enough.
#thisiswhywelose
Tonight’s disappointments aren’t up in 2026, but some of the centrists that are only held the line bc they want to keep their seats. So… vote in the senate primaries. Enough is enough.
#thisiswhywelose
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Folks in these states need to vote these clowns out! Absolute invertebrates the lot of them.
Side note, it turns out his actual birth name really is Angus King.
Side note, it turns out his actual birth name really is Angus King.
Thank goodness the party of states’ rights is definitely going to stand up for each state’s right to feed their people, right? Dozy Don’s gonna sign an EO trying to stop food donations next.
JUST IN: The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
Trump tells states to 'immediately undo' steps to fund November SNAP benefits
The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
n.pr
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thank goodness the party of states’ rights is definitely going to stand up for each state’s right to feed their people, right? Dozy Don’s gonna sign an EO trying to stop food donations next.
The worst thing about Zohran Mamdani is the fact that my Desi parents are now going to ask me why I’m not the mayor of anything despite being the same age. 🤦♂️
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The worst thing about Zohran Mamdani is the fact that my Desi parents are now going to ask me why I’m not the mayor of anything despite being the same age. 🤦♂️
National Treasure is the best #IndependenceDay movie. I will not be hearing alternative takes on this topic. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
July 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
National Treasure is the best #IndependenceDay movie. I will not be hearing alternative takes on this topic. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Just so we’re clear, #ZohranMamdani didn’t win because of social media. He won on good policy and by not being a ghoul.
June 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Just so we’re clear, #ZohranMamdani didn’t win because of social media. He won on good policy and by not being a ghoul.
#28YearsLater is the best #PowerRangers movie I’ve seen
June 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
#28YearsLater is the best #PowerRangers movie I’ve seen
Also incidentally if the people of #Pennsylvania are looking for a new senator, let me propose Oberon as a #delightfullychubby Fetterman replacement.
Significantly cuter than John, dresses better, and he won’t insider trade.
Significantly cuter than John, dresses better, and he won’t insider trade.
May 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Also incidentally if the people of #Pennsylvania are looking for a new senator, let me propose Oberon as a #delightfullychubby Fetterman replacement.
Significantly cuter than John, dresses better, and he won’t insider trade.
Significantly cuter than John, dresses better, and he won’t insider trade.
Never thought I’d agree with Donald but here we are 🤷♂️
MORAN: Even some people who voted for you are saying, 'I didn't sign up for this.' So how do you answer those concerns?
TRUMP: Well, they did sign up for it actually
TRUMP: Well, they did sign up for it actually
April 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Never thought I’d agree with Donald but here we are 🤷♂️
Well at least #autistic people can string together two sentences without sounding like a chain smoker gargling on gravel #RFKJr. Let’s focus on eradicating that brain worm first 👍
I don't normally post my own comments here, just share. But THIS bullshit triggered me badly. I'm autistic. I have a job, pay taxes, and am potty trained. FUCK RFK Jr.
April 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Proud of this admin! America is finally great again! These fucking #penguins have been taking advantage of our iron-blooded #patriots for too long!!! #MAGA
The Trump administration has put a 10 percent tariff on the Heard Island and McDonald which has a population of 0 people and is inhabited only by penguins.
April 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Alright everyone, time to move on from Hegseth Incident and start talking about this gem that left the President’s desk this morning…
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Preserving and Protecting the Integrity of American Elections
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose and
www.whitehouse.gov
March 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Alright everyone, time to move on from Hegseth Incident and start talking about this gem that left the President’s desk this morning…
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
March 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I’m an adult. And that means god himself can’t stop me from buying whatever I want.
January 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m an adult. And that means god himself can’t stop me from buying whatever I want.
Trump was right, that bishop was a radical leftie. Every #christian knows the #bibleverse John 3:16 where Jesus famously said, “fuck them immigrants.”
January 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Trump was right, that bishop was a radical leftie. Every #christian knows the #bibleverse John 3:16 where Jesus famously said, “fuck them immigrants.”