kk sriracha
@pr0mare.bsky.social
thinking about the piano in the toast of london theme song. I was thinking about it years before it went viral yes thank you
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kk sriracha
@pr0mare.bsky.social
· May 7
all I ever tweet about now is living in australia but you have to remember. I live in regional Australia. I dont leave the house cos I don't drive and have to rely on lifts. the only people I see are the in laws. you'd also go insane if you were me
pissing myself off now thinking about the MIL. shes so annoying and mardy. always walking on eggshells lest she have a go at you for no reason. shes desperate for a grandchild and at this rate Shes Not Going To See Them If She Keeps This Personality Up
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
pissing myself off now thinking about the MIL. shes so annoying and mardy. always walking on eggshells lest she have a go at you for no reason. shes desperate for a grandchild and at this rate Shes Not Going To See Them If She Keeps This Personality Up
boomer mother in law constantly spouting hateful views. screw the under 16 social media ban, we should ban 60+ from social media.
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
boomer mother in law constantly spouting hateful views. screw the under 16 social media ban, we should ban 60+ from social media.
pretty impressed with how quickly I spotted the snake and how calmly I reacted to it. im becoming a proper Australian now
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
pretty impressed with how quickly I spotted the snake and how calmly I reacted to it. im becoming a proper Australian now
spotted my first snake of the season. a young eastern brown, 1m long. hiding right where I was about to step and he slithered under the floor of my work office :s
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 AM
spotted my first snake of the season. a young eastern brown, 1m long. hiding right where I was about to step and he slithered under the floor of my work office :s
my partner got me a teletubby cake (to match my 2nd birthday cake) and also London tube map bedsheets. to be known is to be loved
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
my partner got me a teletubby cake (to match my 2nd birthday cake) and also London tube map bedsheets. to be known is to be loved
birthday has been very fun if not very quiet. Just spent 7 hours painting, did some rollerskating and now I get to eat cake and have a drink. lovely stuff
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
birthday has been very fun if not very quiet. Just spent 7 hours painting, did some rollerskating and now I get to eat cake and have a drink. lovely stuff
just got swooped by a noisy miner who's nest is in our garden bed. fuck sake man I was running for my life being attacked by a bird
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
just got swooped by a noisy miner who's nest is in our garden bed. fuck sake man I was running for my life being attacked by a bird
in lighter news, I won $250 from a local art competition which was a nice surprise. will be using it to treat myself
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
in lighter news, I won $250 from a local art competition which was a nice surprise. will be using it to treat myself
I am FED UP of city people buying all the cheap houses in this tiny shitty regional town and using them as an investment property. its predatory and im SICK of it. people are getting kicked out of their rentals and people can't even own a home because of it. landlord scum
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I am FED UP of city people buying all the cheap houses in this tiny shitty regional town and using them as an investment property. its predatory and im SICK of it. people are getting kicked out of their rentals and people can't even own a home because of it. landlord scum
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love finding out what people associate with me. beans on toast. vegetables laying on the side of a road. fascinating
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
love finding out what people associate with me. beans on toast. vegetables laying on the side of a road. fascinating
went kayaking for the first time and cos I'm not a confident swimmer i was scared shitless so I was crying and shaking but once I got used to it.... I had so much fun. exhilarating
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
went kayaking for the first time and cos I'm not a confident swimmer i was scared shitless so I was crying and shaking but once I got used to it.... I had so much fun. exhilarating
whilst id say the bakerloo and DLR lines are my favourite, having the lizzie line in reading easily bumped it up to my favourite line
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
whilst id say the bakerloo and DLR lines are my favourite, having the lizzie line in reading easily bumped it up to my favourite line
roundabouts in aus are piss easy in comparison to the ones in the uk. my instructor today was bigging them up and was surprised by how unbothered by them I was. but here in aus you only ever have 1 or 2 lanes and never traffic lights midway round the roundabout. interesting to see the differences
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
roundabouts in aus are piss easy in comparison to the ones in the uk. my instructor today was bigging them up and was surprised by how unbothered by them I was. but here in aus you only ever have 1 or 2 lanes and never traffic lights midway round the roundabout. interesting to see the differences
the in-laws are watching come dine with me and it was an episode in reading.... got such a thrill pointing out all the shops and buildings I used to see all the time </3
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 AM
the in-laws are watching come dine with me and it was an episode in reading.... got such a thrill pointing out all the shops and buildings I used to see all the time </3
im at a small music festival and some bloke was able to accurately guess my accent was from Lincolnshire. I am Shaken and Surprised that someone in south east queensland even knows what a Lincolnshire is
October 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
im at a small music festival and some bloke was able to accurately guess my accent was from Lincolnshire. I am Shaken and Surprised that someone in south east queensland even knows what a Lincolnshire is
planning have the day off to go into town on thursday and do loads of chores/errands. however it will be 36c. reminder that it is mid-spring!!! fuck this man
October 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
planning have the day off to go into town on thursday and do loads of chores/errands. however it will be 36c. reminder that it is mid-spring!!! fuck this man
I miss my safe UK insects and creatures
October 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I miss my safe UK insects and creatures
seen the first redback spider of the season and it was in our bedroom door frame :/ they love hanging out there. im not scared to see them because they're pretty docile but they Have To Go because of how venomous they are
October 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
seen the first redback spider of the season and it was in our bedroom door frame :/ they love hanging out there. im not scared to see them because they're pretty docile but they Have To Go because of how venomous they are
bloody hell driving lessons are so expensive man. $165/£80 for two hours is nuts dude. all because I live in the effing countryside with no public transport
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
bloody hell driving lessons are so expensive man. $165/£80 for two hours is nuts dude. all because I live in the effing countryside with no public transport
told my mother in law how I don't agree with landlords and she got really defensive cos she owns one investment property. come on mate you're not the problem here but you are Contributing
October 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
told my mother in law how I don't agree with landlords and she got really defensive cos she owns one investment property. come on mate you're not the problem here but you are Contributing
had my second driving lesson today. my brain is mushy from concentrating so hard but I think I really enjoy driving
October 4, 2025 at 6:28 AM
had my second driving lesson today. my brain is mushy from concentrating so hard but I think I really enjoy driving
next driving lesson is tomorrow. its 2hours long. im very nervous because its my first time with the accelator/brake but also what if I get tired driving for 2 hours!!! I was exhausted after 30 minutes on my first lesson
October 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
next driving lesson is tomorrow. its 2hours long. im very nervous because its my first time with the accelator/brake but also what if I get tired driving for 2 hours!!! I was exhausted after 30 minutes on my first lesson
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On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
second time someone has told me ive got an aussie twang in my accent. Murder. no thank you.
September 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
second time someone has told me ive got an aussie twang in my accent. Murder. no thank you.