That’s just the way we talk in Tucson, Arizoña.
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
That’s just the way we talk in Tucson, Arizoña.
Well let’s get those taxes first and see what happens. Maybe Mark is the one being hysterical (medical term).
R U ok with paying 8 to 12 pct more in taxes and possibly losing your standard deduction ?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Well let’s get those taxes first and see what happens. Maybe Mark is the one being hysterical (medical term).
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@themountaingoats.bsky.social picked up today, thanks to Antigone Books.
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social picked up today, thanks to Antigone Books.
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
NFL cheerleaders having a little dance routine to seven nation army. Fun! I’m going to go walk into a lake.
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
NFL cheerleaders having a little dance routine to seven nation army. Fun! I’m going to go walk into a lake.
It took an extra minute for my local shop to get it but they were stoked to hand it over. @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It took an extra minute for my local shop to get it but they were stoked to hand it over. @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
big “Hail St. Nick” vibes on this stage right now.
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
big “Hail St. Nick” vibes on this stage right now.
Nobody would be willing to say “Team of Destiny” for a team that costs this much money but, I mean, how else can you explain what just happened? We are sinners in the hands of an angry God.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Nobody would be willing to say “Team of Destiny” for a team that costs this much money but, I mean, how else can you explain what just happened? We are sinners in the hands of an angry God.
I thought “there are way too many recent Cleveland Guardians in this game” maybe 1 second before that tater. Sorry, everyone.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I thought “there are way too many recent Cleveland Guardians in this game” maybe 1 second before that tater. Sorry, everyone.
World Series shrimp, please oh please oh please.
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
World Series shrimp, please oh please oh please.
I can’t believe Ohtani is going to bat here lmao guys let’s go streaking after this.
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I can’t believe Ohtani is going to bat here lmao guys let’s go streaking after this.
Canadians are so, so polite up until the moment they are EXTREMELY rude. Go Blue Jays.
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Canadians are so, so polite up until the moment they are EXTREMELY rude. Go Blue Jays.
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[literally any play in any inning happens]
Well that’s the ball game right there.
Well that’s the ball game right there.
November 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
[literally any play in any inning happens]
Well that’s the ball game right there.
Well that’s the ball game right there.
I just felt a pop in my neck, and now I am Canadian.
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I just felt a pop in my neck, and now I am Canadian.
(Exploring the various complicated crevices of the mind palace I have constructed about baseball and its cruel place in an unjust society)
…
(Hours pass)
…
(To my wife) “This is a good game! Ohtani’s coming up again! Could be neat!”
(I pass away, peacefully)
…
(Hours pass)
…
(To my wife) “This is a good game! Ohtani’s coming up again! Could be neat!”
(I pass away, peacefully)
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
(Exploring the various complicated crevices of the mind palace I have constructed about baseball and its cruel place in an unjust society)
…
(Hours pass)
…
(To my wife) “This is a good game! Ohtani’s coming up again! Could be neat!”
(I pass away, peacefully)
…
(Hours pass)
…
(To my wife) “This is a good game! Ohtani’s coming up again! Could be neat!”
(I pass away, peacefully)
I am going to pitch for the Los Angeles Dodgers.
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I am going to pitch for the Los Angeles Dodgers.
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The real work of the clinician isn't to diagnose the disease, or even find the right treatment. It's wrapping the medicine in a hotdog so the patient will take it
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The real work of the clinician isn't to diagnose the disease, or even find the right treatment. It's wrapping the medicine in a hotdog so the patient will take it
We aren’t really a football watching house but the belly laugh my wife just had when I told her a guy named Ladd McConkey just scored a touchdown was priceless. It’s been a hard week, we needed that thank you Ladd.
October 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
We aren’t really a football watching house but the belly laugh my wife just had when I told her a guy named Ladd McConkey just scored a touchdown was priceless. It’s been a hard week, we needed that thank you Ladd.
The Dodgers will win the World Series but nobody will ever remember the Yamamoto/Orioles game, Pat.
When the Dodgers win the World Series again, the rest of us will have tonight to remember.
October 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The Dodgers will win the World Series but nobody will ever remember the Yamamoto/Orioles game, Pat.
Ohtani you crazy for this one, bruv.
October 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Ohtani you crazy for this one, bruv.