Please, Mr. Post Man
@posty.bsky.social
President/COO of the Jaden McDaniels Fan Club || It's me, that guy you saw in the other place a few times talking to some people you kind of know (@AuntColony over there)
I'll never understand why they put the paper towel dispenser near the door in public men's rooms. Do you know how hard it is to waddle over there from the urinal to wipe with your pants around your ankles?
October 20, 2023 at 9:47 PM
I'll never understand why they put the paper towel dispenser near the door in public men's rooms. Do you know how hard it is to waddle over there from the urinal to wipe with your pants around your ankles?
[After watching a video called "Brazilian Carjackers Getting Stomped Out 7hr Compilation (GRAPHIC)" on LiveLeaks] Justice can only be achieved through community policing, which fosters a sense of accountability in place of an adversarial relationship with a formal police force
October 2, 2023 at 4:19 PM
[After watching a video called "Brazilian Carjackers Getting Stomped Out 7hr Compilation (GRAPHIC)" on LiveLeaks] Justice can only be achieved through community policing, which fosters a sense of accountability in place of an adversarial relationship with a formal police force
You get to your first day of Underwater Basketweaving 101 and this guy is the TA. You're armed only with 3 mechanical pencils (2 that work), a half-full cup of lukewarm coffee, and a fully loaded 9mm Smith & Wesson M&P Shield. Wyd?
September 18, 2023 at 8:02 PM
You get to your first day of Underwater Basketweaving 101 and this guy is the TA. You're armed only with 3 mechanical pencils (2 that work), a half-full cup of lukewarm coffee, and a fully loaded 9mm Smith & Wesson M&P Shield. Wyd?
Talking very loudly about how much I love eating pussy in case there are any girls listening who value enthusiasm over technique
September 18, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Talking very loudly about how much I love eating pussy in case there are any girls listening who value enthusiasm over technique
ahahahaha what's up everyone, how have yall been?
September 18, 2023 at 7:48 PM
ahahahaha what's up everyone, how have yall been?
First attempt at crock pot pulled pork was a qualified success! I have some work to do on the actual cook, but it wasn't dried out and the rub was perfect with just the right amount of underlying heat
September 5, 2023 at 12:39 PM
First attempt at crock pot pulled pork was a qualified success! I have some work to do on the actual cook, but it wasn't dried out and the rub was perfect with just the right amount of underlying heat
Last weekend I told my wife that Jet was British but it turns out they're Australian
Fun test to check your self awareness: can you remember the last time you were wrong about something?
August 31, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Last weekend I told my wife that Jet was British but it turns out they're Australian
A story in 3 parts:
August 30, 2023 at 5:56 PM
A story in 3 parts:
Fell asleep listening to The Weeknd and when I woke up my waifu body pillow was pregnant
August 24, 2023 at 5:06 PM
Fell asleep listening to The Weeknd and when I woke up my waifu body pillow was pregnant
FYI, the greatest short story you probably haven't read is only ~1,200 words and available for free online legacy.npr.org/programs/dea...
Readings
legacy.npr.org
August 24, 2023 at 2:42 PM
FYI, the greatest short story you probably haven't read is only ~1,200 words and available for free online legacy.npr.org/programs/dea...
Mfw she won't let me officially own her with a legal document
August 23, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Mfw she won't let me officially own her with a legal document
[Hot babe hearing me piss loud as fuck] It sounds so big....😳
August 22, 2023 at 8:10 PM
[Hot babe hearing me piss loud as fuck] It sounds so big....😳
Just getting it into my media tab, possibly the first candid pic of me in years where I'm not making the weirdest face of all time lol
August 19, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Just getting it into my media tab, possibly the first candid pic of me in years where I'm not making the weirdest face of all time lol
Oh shit, there's a media tab now?
August 19, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Oh shit, there's a media tab now?
It's that time again @ameliamnesia.xyz
August 19, 2023 at 1:25 AM
It's that time again @ameliamnesia.xyz
Twitter saw it first bc they actually give me attention over there, but here's a hair update
August 18, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Twitter saw it first bc they actually give me attention over there, but here's a hair update
Being a trans man who gets offended by "Fuck Men" jokes is a 10/10 bit
August 17, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Being a trans man who gets offended by "Fuck Men" jokes is a 10/10 bit
Kids when society was good: Mom says you have to play with me
Kids now of days: Woke says you have to play with me
Kids now of days: Woke says you have to play with me
August 15, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Kids when society was good: Mom says you have to play with me
Kids now of days: Woke says you have to play with me
Kids now of days: Woke says you have to play with me
Verbally abusing the pussy
August 14, 2023 at 8:45 PM
Verbally abusing the pussy
Made hibachi on the Blackstone this weekend, who want me? I have my own peanut sauce recipe and everything.
August 14, 2023 at 3:39 PM
Made hibachi on the Blackstone this weekend, who want me? I have my own peanut sauce recipe and everything.