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PoroGuy
@poroguy.bsky.social
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25M. English major, theater lover, gamer. Always looking for friends! FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/poroguy PFP by: Dracorde https://www.furaffinity.net/user/dracorde
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Sunday TF Art Jam raffle prize for my friend @rehvraeven.bsky.social! Pictured is Rehv moments before getting covered in ticks.
I'm definitely in this picture, and I love it. The accidental wish that swaps you and your dog is true peak TF. Alternatively, dreaming about swap TF only to swap with your dog's ass or cock. Surely you'll find a way to fix this... right?
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Seriously, Ephen. Can you not be naughty for a minute here?

Another picture of my TTRPG character, Ephen. He's gotten an upgrade with some armor and is now looking much more like a knight (despite still being a mage).
Dronification as you are now forced to work for collective good.

Congratulations comrade, the state has seen it fit to upgrade you with a new regiment. We will deprogram you from your faulty capitalist thinking. Do not resist. You are one of the collective now.
It may be toxic, but I reaaally know this feeling. I find it easy to be motivated by friends and positive experiences, but nothing lights a fire under your ass like, "that could be me." Pure unadulterated envy.
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Alright! Spike's first public ref is done! Thank you everyone, it'll be back to normal in April. Probably.
*eats you whole*
Wow! That was delicious. I'm sorry, Steeve, but I couldn't---
*one heart palpitation later*
Oh no... my Achalasia... You're stuck in my throat. I don't feel so good...
*dies*
W-what's happened to you Steeve!? Oh god... you turned into a hot pocket! You look so tasty... I don't know if I can resist taking a bite... Sorry dude, I'm just really hungry...
Is this the fountain of youth?
So I'm like an aeromorph now. I'm tired of being on the ground. I wanna be free like JJ the jet plane. Zooooooom, roooooom, zooooom. I THINK I'LL TRY DEFYING GRAVITY (not cringe)
You don't understand. In the game of mobile war game, you either number go up faster or you get zeroed.
Why would I listen to a trophy? You'll be watching YouTube shorts with me.
Think for yourself sheeple.
Since when have furries ever adhered to normal colors. I'm a red green tree frog now.
Guys it turns out I'm not a hellhound my new sona is a tree frog!
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I forgot to make this post yesterday but I've been with @simplythewurst.bsky.social for 9 years now and it's kind of insane to think how insanely long that is. Almost a third of my life. It's been amazing in many ways and I don't regret any of it. ily :3 💚🧡
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happy birthday to @blueballsfa.bsky.social , everyone should celebrate by buying stuff from this licensed vending machine i found
Can confirm that I was making fun of him. It was was very cute.
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Temporal displacement is a very tricky thing. Taking over a donkey's body means that there is now a donkey soul in need of a body to inhabit. Luckily in the present day, your body is now empty!

I'm sure your friends will think it's weird "you" only bray now, but that's just you being quirky, right?
Peak Rob Content. 10/10