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Kassandra

@polyphonetic.bsky.social

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Kassandra☆☾♡ 25, she/they, poly/pan 🇹🇭🏳️‍⚧ Games / Genshin / Anime, Queer / personal musings. Dyking in Denver. 18+ only. DMs open, mutuals ask for discord 💜

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · Dec 26

mrow

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Beverage Peon (18+) @cervidghost.bsky.social · 7h

This is NOT fair i should be getting my brains fucked out rn

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 6h

(I know it should be "in my repository", but this makes the joke easier to understand. If you are mad about it kiss me)

Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 6h

on my PC `git status` returns `It's complicated`

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 11h

my hair is so soft and pretty it should be being played with while I'm eating someone out

Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 13h

> Vriska: Address the allegations.

Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 14h

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch? I am the bone of my sword, steel is my body and fire is my blood. I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals. I have created over a thousand blades, unknown to death, nor known to life, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Archer in the entire Fate series, and have withstood pain to create many weapons yet those hands will never hold anything. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. So, as I pray—Unlimited Blade Works.

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 15h

Youtube might be down, but what isn't is the latest episode of @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social from :DROPOUT, an American comedy subscription streaming service! #sponsored #ad #IAmLyingRightNowI'mNotGettingPaidShitForThis #HomestarRunner

Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 15h

^ girl who doesn't get out much

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 15h

still riding on the high of this gorgeous nombinary person saying that I'm wonderful at a party from like three months ago

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 16h

this is a joke, as a girl I don't actually have an asshole

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 16h

if they didn't want me to wash my asshole at the sink then they should start outfiting public restrooms with bidets already

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 17h

but get this: it's more expensive, and not as good

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Captain Molasses @captainmolasses.bsky.social · 1d

Poshanka!

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Alice Ruppert 🐴🎮 @malicedafirenze.bsky.social · 1d

see I told you so 😌😇

(thank you, Joshua Wolens of PC Gamer!! 💖💖💖)

www.pcgamer.com/games/sim/de...

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

screenshot from the manga Girl Friends by Morinaga Milk, chapter 31. Girl contemplating as she searches online for "How two girls have sex"

Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

you know what. i had to do a respecting others required web course for uni, about being careful at parties and not sexually assaulting people, that had gamified elements, like a non-graded quiz section that was purely optional. that had to have been a game.

Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

sorry paul for this being in your replies but
could those shitty flash porn games really be said to be bad? sure they weren't good, but they achieved the purpose they set out for
philosophically, could any game be bad....
i did an online government security course thing in flash, was that a game

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

anyways the answer is probably some crappy flash porn game

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

but if it's a game that i just don't like or it's not bad enough to be funny I'll just abandon it

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

I think Vertiginous Golf was a complete mess, but I played it with a friend online drunk out of our minds and it being shitty lent it enjoyment

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

hard question for me because i usually think most games have at least Something going for them.

an easy answer would be Creature Romances: Kokonoe Kokoro but I thought that it was funny how it only had essentially one button you click on near the end to choose your ending

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

still need to write a horror fic in the peanuts verse about someone transforming into an adult on their 18th birthday and becoming a background character

little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

she's in her reading nook, and *she's* in *her* reading nook

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Ryumei❌💧 @rjumei.bsky.social · 2d

#Arlefuri
#召フリ

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

I can now make the most out of these two dimes I've got, thank you