Polkaspots
@polkaspots.bsky.social
18+ Account 🌵30-somethin'/gay(he/him)/Portlandian🌵
Just a spotty doggo doing spotty doggo things, nbd.
Just a spotty doggo doing spotty doggo things, nbd.
I look down and my vacuum says I only have one minute left until the end, like the bad dialog in those AI drama shorts that TikTok keeps advertising to me.
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I look down and my vacuum says I only have one minute left until the end, like the bad dialog in those AI drama shorts that TikTok keeps advertising to me.
If you're trying to send last minute packages, be sure to check shipping times.
I almost dropped stuff off at a UPS location that is not shipping anything until Monday!
I almost dropped stuff off at a UPS location that is not shipping anything until Monday!
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you're trying to send last minute packages, be sure to check shipping times.
I almost dropped stuff off at a UPS location that is not shipping anything until Monday!
I almost dropped stuff off at a UPS location that is not shipping anything until Monday!
I feel like you proving you understand how you fucked up and how badly you fucked up are both important to you winning in 2026 and 2028.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
The D.N.C. Is Killing Its Autopsy of What Went Wrong in 2024
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I feel like you proving you understand how you fucked up and how badly you fucked up are both important to you winning in 2026 and 2028.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
If you choose to have a meltdown and catastrophize every time you find out a company you like uses AI for anything without understanding what they're using it for or how they're using it, I have some bad news for you about the current state of things.
www.ign.com/articles/lar...
www.ign.com/articles/lar...
Larian CEO Responds to Divinity Gen AI Backlash: 'We Are Neither Releasing a Game With Any AI Components, Nor Are We Looking at Trimming Down Teams to Replace Them With AI' - IGN
This morning, the news broke that Larian Studios, developer of Baldur's Gate 3 and the upcoming, just-announced Divinity, is apparently using generative AI behind the scenes. The backlash has been swi...
www.ign.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If you choose to have a meltdown and catastrophize every time you find out a company you like uses AI for anything without understanding what they're using it for or how they're using it, I have some bad news for you about the current state of things.
www.ign.com/articles/lar...
www.ign.com/articles/lar...
They filed in Florida and argued that it's fair to file there because someone may have illegally used a VPN to watch the documentary. 😂
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Trump Sues BBC Demanding at Least $10 Billion in Damages Over Edited Jan. 6 Documentary
President Donald Trump has followed through on his threat to sue the BBC over the U.K. broadcaster's documentary that edited his comments during the rally leading up to the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the...
variety.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
They filed in Florida and argued that it's fair to file there because someone may have illegally used a VPN to watch the documentary. 😂
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Honestly surprised Wizards hasn't broken out the public domain stuff yet.
youtube.com/shorts/Bkm5K...
youtube.com/shorts/Bkm5K...
Universes Beyond x Bible edition, not available now at your LGS!
YouTube video by Good Games Morley
youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Honestly surprised Wizards hasn't broken out the public domain stuff yet.
youtube.com/shorts/Bkm5K...
youtube.com/shorts/Bkm5K...
Season 9, Episode 4
Mayor opens a shelter in city hall. Spike calls one too many Emergency Naked Bike Rides. Missing the Thompson Elk statue, Cath and Dave go searching for the real deal.
Mayor opens a shelter in city hall. Spike calls one too many Emergency Naked Bike Rides. Missing the Thompson Elk statue, Cath and Dave go searching for the real deal.
Season 9, Episode 3
Mayor puts Fred and Carrie in charge of scouting new sites for the People's Depot. Peter becomes a prepper after tsunami watch is issued for the coast; Nance has to talk him down from the highest point in Portland. Nina and Lance get a little too into Empanada Week.
Mayor puts Fred and Carrie in charge of scouting new sites for the People's Depot. Peter becomes a prepper after tsunami watch is issued for the coast; Nance has to talk him down from the highest point in Portland. Nina and Lance get a little too into Empanada Week.
December 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Season 9, Episode 4
Mayor opens a shelter in city hall. Spike calls one too many Emergency Naked Bike Rides. Missing the Thompson Elk statue, Cath and Dave go searching for the real deal.
Mayor opens a shelter in city hall. Spike calls one too many Emergency Naked Bike Rides. Missing the Thompson Elk statue, Cath and Dave go searching for the real deal.
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Good luck with that 🥴
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Good luck with that 🥴
I answered no on anything that involves being with more than one person romantically and it still put me in the poly bucket. 😭
December 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I answered no on anything that involves being with more than one person romantically and it still put me in the poly bucket. 😭
So if the Supreme Court overturns the tariffs, does UPS have to refund me for the tariffs I paid on my Black Friday dildos?
(I hate every part of this sentence.)
(I hate every part of this sentence.)
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
So if the Supreme Court overturns the tariffs, does UPS have to refund me for the tariffs I paid on my Black Friday dildos?
(I hate every part of this sentence.)
(I hate every part of this sentence.)
You know it's bad when investment analysts start talking about how they're sick of AI slop and don't think it's a long-term winner.
fortune.com/2025/12/11/p...
fortune.com/2025/12/11/p...
'We're not just going to want to be fed AI slop for 16 hours a day': Analyst sees Disney/OpenAI deal as a dividing line in entertainment history | Fortune
"I think the reason this bidding is approaching $100 billion-plus is the content library and the potential to do a Disney-OpenAI type of deal."
fortune.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
You know it's bad when investment analysts start talking about how they're sick of AI slop and don't think it's a long-term winner.
fortune.com/2025/12/11/p...
fortune.com/2025/12/11/p...
So I've been busy with other things for the last week and...
There's a culture war over fonts now?!?!?!
There's a culture war over fonts now?!?!?!
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
So I've been busy with other things for the last week and...
There's a culture war over fonts now?!?!?!
There's a culture war over fonts now?!?!?!
You have got to stop putting your TVs above eye-level.
And why is that soundbar up there?!?!?!
And why is that soundbar up there?!?!?!
December 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
You have got to stop putting your TVs above eye-level.
And why is that soundbar up there?!?!?!
And why is that soundbar up there?!?!?!
Love that the Diablo sub is basically unusable because people actually believed Blizzard was going to surprise drop a paladin class into a season update.
December 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Love that the Diablo sub is basically unusable because people actually believed Blizzard was going to surprise drop a paladin class into a season update.
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Reposted by Polkaspots
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
The only place this airport is playing music overhead is apparently in the restroom and there's a dude absolutely going through it here with the musical accompaniment of "New Soul."
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The only place this airport is playing music overhead is apparently in the restroom and there's a dude absolutely going through it here with the musical accompaniment of "New Soul."
Didn't realize the holiday trifle would have a soggy cookie in the middle 😂
December 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Didn't realize the holiday trifle would have a soggy cookie in the middle 😂
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
He's going in the jar
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
He's going in the jar
It's not nearly cold enough to sneak into the bathroom to hit your vape instead of going outside.
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
It's not nearly cold enough to sneak into the bathroom to hit your vape instead of going outside.
Adding limericks to the ever-growing list of things AI can't handle.
How hard is it to help me write a dirty get-well-soon limerick?!
How hard is it to help me write a dirty get-well-soon limerick?!
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Adding limericks to the ever-growing list of things AI can't handle.
How hard is it to help me write a dirty get-well-soon limerick?!
How hard is it to help me write a dirty get-well-soon limerick?!