Polka Ccowboy
@polkacowboy.bsky.social
I play video games like a weiner and make videos out of it. https://www.youtube.com/@polkaCowboy
Red Dead, Zomboid, Kingdom Come, et al.
Red Dead, Zomboid, Kingdom Come, et al.
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Suddenly YouTube is all "So here are videos with an egg and some other food in the thumb bro." to me.
Game idea: Horizon Zero Dawn, but let comedy YouTube engineers all design their weirdest shitty robots as the enemies.
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Game idea: Horizon Zero Dawn, but let comedy YouTube engineers all design their weirdest shitty robots as the enemies.
::Fires up Division 2 for the first time since 2020::
::Plays for a few hours::
::Three new ideas added to the video idea board::
::Plays for a few hours::
::Three new ideas added to the video idea board::
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
::Fires up Division 2 for the first time since 2020::
::Plays for a few hours::
::Three new ideas added to the video idea board::
::Plays for a few hours::
::Three new ideas added to the video idea board::
I assumed that Division 2 was abandoned or dead by this point. But then I just learned there was a new DLC this year and the game is apparently in a really good place?!
Guess it is time to reinstall and start a new character.
Guess it is time to reinstall and start a new character.
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I assumed that Division 2 was abandoned or dead by this point. But then I just learned there was a new DLC this year and the game is apparently in a really good place?!
Guess it is time to reinstall and start a new character.
Guess it is time to reinstall and start a new character.
I find it hilarious when people get upset enough to leave a comment on my YouTube stuff because I only have a Bluesky profile out of all the various microblogging platforms.
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I find it hilarious when people get upset enough to leave a comment on my YouTube stuff because I only have a Bluesky profile out of all the various microblogging platforms.
Yeah so I spent 31 hours fighting Rockstar physics trying to complete a silly idea in RDR2. A pure story playthrough is about 50 hours so.
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Yeah so I spent 31 hours fighting Rockstar physics trying to complete a silly idea in RDR2. A pure story playthrough is about 50 hours so.
I bet there are definitely people out there mix-maxing Wordle by memorizing every single previous word to make sure they never waste a turn playing one again.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I bet there are definitely people out there mix-maxing Wordle by memorizing every single previous word to make sure they never waste a turn playing one again.
I have no clue what I'm supposed to be getting from the Trends tab in YouTube Studio because every time I open it it just shows me weird ass AI generated cowboy slop.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I have no clue what I'm supposed to be getting from the Trends tab in YouTube Studio because every time I open it it just shows me weird ass AI generated cowboy slop.
Suddenly feeling that winter need to do a Zomboid run again.
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Suddenly feeling that winter need to do a Zomboid run again.
Today's goal: Sink at least two hours into editing a video before letting ARC Raiders take my soul.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Today's goal: Sink at least two hours into editing a video before letting ARC Raiders take my soul.
I had a horrible dream that I ate so much cheese it made me sick
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I had a horrible dream that I ate so much cheese it made me sick
I Had a zombie dream last night. But in this one it right was during the initial outbreak. The cause was a virus or something and it hadn't mutated up up to full zombie strength yet so the were like only half zombies and didn't realize they were zombies yet.
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October 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I Had a zombie dream last night. But in this one it right was during the initial outbreak. The cause was a virus or something and it hadn't mutated up up to full zombie strength yet so the were like only half zombies and didn't realize they were zombies yet.
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I could probably save like five hours per script if I was somehow able to write my playthrough rules without intertwining them in some wild roleplay lore. But what fun would that be?
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I could probably save like five hours per script if I was somehow able to write my playthrough rules without intertwining them in some wild roleplay lore. But what fun would that be?
Weee. Second ever video to cross the 500k views mark.
October 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Weee. Second ever video to cross the 500k views mark.
The thumbnail for my last Red Dead video I just spit out as quick as possible because I wanted to publish before leaving the house for the evening. For shits and giggle I gave to to chat GPT and said "Make this more clickable for Youtube."
The Result? Absolutely not.
The Result? Absolutely not.
October 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The thumbnail for my last Red Dead video I just spit out as quick as possible because I wanted to publish before leaving the house for the evening. For shits and giggle I gave to to chat GPT and said "Make this more clickable for Youtube."
The Result? Absolutely not.
The Result? Absolutely not.
In lieu of my accidental playline deletion; a new Henry is born. This Henry is ready to save the world one cabbage at a time.
October 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
In lieu of my accidental playline deletion; a new Henry is born. This Henry is ready to save the world one cabbage at a time.
I did the thing!
The thing: Accidentally selecting New Game instead of Load Game in KCD2 and realizing that backing out when it says "Hardcore or Standard" was already too late and my Hardcore All negative traits run was deleted right as I was about to enter the final point of no return. #huzzah
The thing: Accidentally selecting New Game instead of Load Game in KCD2 and realizing that backing out when it says "Hardcore or Standard" was already too late and my Hardcore All negative traits run was deleted right as I was about to enter the final point of no return. #huzzah
October 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I did the thing!
The thing: Accidentally selecting New Game instead of Load Game in KCD2 and realizing that backing out when it says "Hardcore or Standard" was already too late and my Hardcore All negative traits run was deleted right as I was about to enter the final point of no return. #huzzah
The thing: Accidentally selecting New Game instead of Load Game in KCD2 and realizing that backing out when it says "Hardcore or Standard" was already too late and my Hardcore All negative traits run was deleted right as I was about to enter the final point of no return. #huzzah
YouTube rerecommended me the Jesse Pinkman in KCD video this morning. I had forgotten about this piece of cinema.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKhZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKhZ...
Jesse Pinkman in Kingdom Come: Deliverance
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October 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
YouTube rerecommended me the Jesse Pinkman in KCD video this morning. I had forgotten about this piece of cinema.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKhZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKhZ...
Couldn't sleep last night. Ended up on a boxed Mac and cheese thread. Now I'm that guy who ordered new-to-me brands of Mac and cheese online at 5am in an effort to rekindle the flame.
I've reached that stage in life where boxed mac & cheese doesn't hit the spot any more and it makes me so sad.
October 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Couldn't sleep last night. Ended up on a boxed Mac and cheese thread. Now I'm that guy who ordered new-to-me brands of Mac and cheese online at 5am in an effort to rekindle the flame.
YouTube's Inspiration AI suggestions is really great at shitting out some bangers eh? #rdr2 #micahbell
October 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
YouTube's Inspiration AI suggestions is really great at shitting out some bangers eh? #rdr2 #micahbell
Need to finish this KCD2 playthrough so I can start another KCD2 playthrough
October 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Need to finish this KCD2 playthrough so I can start another KCD2 playthrough
Reposted by Polka Ccowboy
every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto
July 31, 2023 at 2:09 PM
every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto
Wow. I did a playthrough earlier this year where I ran all the deer out of my territory in Manor Lords and now the devs are running them completely out of the game.
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Wow. I did a playthrough earlier this year where I ran all the deer out of my territory in Manor Lords and now the devs are running them completely out of the game.