Pmax
@pmax.bsky.social
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Teacher, TTRPG Designer and GM, General weirdo. He/Him. Employee at the Ministry of Romantic Relations @fumblecast.bsky.social
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pmax.bsky.social
Oh every economist is saying there won't be a market crash.
Following the logic of Dashwood's Law (economist predictions are always wrong), this means you should prepare for the end of currency as a concept and stock up on survival supplies while paper money trades.
pmax.bsky.social
I mean that's probably good ideally don't want anyone aligned with the United States defense industry getting more money
pmax.bsky.social
God Willing we will be a province of Greater China by then 🙏
pmax.bsky.social
Sure, the ferry cancellation was a disaster for NZ financially and the reduction in scope of the project will cause irreparable damage to our infrastructure but the new contract will enrich China so on balance it's a net positive, gotta give Willis the W on this one.
pmax.bsky.social
No no no you don't understand we didn't put the stories about the flotilla under Khamas it was done by a totally objective auto updating system haha, hope that clears things up 😊
glennmccnz.bsky.social
I think those topic pages are auto-updated based on words in the article. For instance, the article also appears on these topic pages:
- Gaza www.stuff.co.nz/topics/gaza-0
- Ships www.stuff.co.nz/topics/ship
- International affairs www.stuff.co.nz/topics/inter...
Stuff
www.stuff.co.nz
pmax.bsky.social
More money in a shrinking economy leads to inflation, you need to build capital (infastructure, employees etc) to grow da economy.
pmax.bsky.social
My original title was rejected
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shakingstick.bsky.social
Numpty Dumpty sat on a fence
Numpty Dumpty couldn't make sense
The media coaches
Both casual and formal
Couldn't make Numpty
Just talk bloody normal
pmax.bsky.social
First time an AI has surpassed the real thing unequivocally
markjsewards.bsky.social
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pmax.bsky.social
I popped off on Twitter but basically this government is actively working to destroy public education and it's not even subtle anymore
pmax.bsky.social
Getting ready for another day of teaching with my daily affirmations
pmax.bsky.social
Idk how you can unironically be a incel man, idk what you look like or how you behave there is a straight woman out there who will go mental with arousal at the thought of sniffing a flap of your skin.
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robdickinson.bsky.social
Thank fuck this is only 1 in 100 years! Imagine if it happened every week..
Live: State highway closes, thousands lose power in heavy rain
pmax.bsky.social
Wild that of all the things to happen on twitter this is one of the ones I find most disgusting
pmax.bsky.social
Ok so there are literally tens of thousands of classics nerds desperate to explain in detail how classical societies functioned why does every single property set in classical times suck fucking shit for getting the basics right. Those nerds will fact check for free.
pmax.bsky.social
Kind of telling on myself a little but *super* good for the mental health that a not insignificant number of people I match with/exchange numbers with in a romantic context will inexplicably ghost/go no contact cool cool cool this is just a normal thing now I'm cool.
pmax.bsky.social
Dating in Hamilton is kind of elite as an educated leftist man because your competition is like 99% fish boys and hunter dudes. It can be hard to find a date to start with but existing is enough to make a good impression lmao
pmax.bsky.social
Every novel should have Parry mechanics and invincibility frame dodge rolls. Cab you imagine how sick pride and prejudice would be if Mr Darcy could parry a lady's affections. Crime n Pun if Rodion could dodge roll through his feelings
pmax.bsky.social
Level 10 Groupchat- Scotts Chemical Romance

Level 90 Groupchat- Uplion

Level 98 Groupchat- the one labelled Polycuties

Level 99 Groupchat- Department of Fumbles

Level ??? Groupchat- Kids (the absolutely fucking deranged one with my mum and siblings)
pmax.bsky.social
I do not "work on myself", I do not "enjoy being single", I do not "examine my self image"! I am in a relationship or I Yearn.
pmax.bsky.social
As a street thug my autocratic right wing leader will- *checks notes* oh fuck *reads more* shit shit shit
forthrast.bsky.social
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit:
Screenshot of the clip with caption: Well, I'm not I'm not going to be a part of the group that he kills

(The original quote is: “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”)
pmax.bsky.social
Matched with a lady who had game of thrones in a photo behind her so I asked her what her favourite books were to try and bait out a pleasant conversation about Jon Snow and she dropped "I love Harry Potter and Animal Farm" on my lap fucking RIP
pmax.bsky.social
Someone has games the SEO to put some Roblox site at the top of Google results when you search for Google classroom and I intend to ki-
pmax.bsky.social
Getting really excited over someone's dating profile on an app is the modern day equivalent of Henry the Eighth getting bricked up over the portrait of Anne of Cleves
pmax.bsky.social
Every time a pretty lady shows even a hint of romantic interest in me the little guy inside the cockpit in my skull places both hands on the sick as fuck looking throttle labelled "fumble" and punches it like he's sending the millennium falcon to lightspeed